Reader Rabbit
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Reader Rabbit is a series of edutainment games by The Learning Company that began in 1983 with the release of Reader Rabbit and the Fabulous Word Factory for the Apple II. The original Reader Rabbit game has seemingly never gotten out of beta despite being released and re-released over and over and over again until fucking 1998. The series has also included many spin-off games such as Math Rabbit, Writer Rabbit and BAWWWWW. Much like The Oregon Trail and mass shootings, Reader Rabbit games were commonplace in many elementary schools during the 1980s and 1990s – which is where you probably first found out about this furry bastard.
Despite originally appearing as an absolutely horrifying rabbit doll with no friends, Reader Rabbit's design design became increasingly furfaggy and he was eventually given almost as many furfag friends as you'd find at a Sonic OC convention.
Characters
The game features the adventures of a rabbit named Reader, his lion pal sam, his little mouse friend mathilda"mat/mattie" mouse, an annoying parrot name penelope and many more of his furfaggoty friends.
PEDOBEAR CONFIRMED!
In the game Reader Rabbit's Preschool, going to the counting club and clicking on the roses results in Pedobear showing up behind the woods and licking for rape. The only reason you didn't see it, because you were a stupid kid fapping to Mathilda to realize it.
See Also
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