Sherri Shepherd

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Sherri Shepherd is co-host on ABC's female debate forum The View, a TV show that continues to prove that women should not have the right to speak, let alone vote. A notable black person and Christfag, Shepherd became a target of lulz when she stated on-air that she was unsure whether the world is flat or round.

She looks like a fat version of the "centipedes in my vagina" woman.

A Credit to Her Race

Shepherd became a minor internet phenomenon through her intelligent commentary on a number of hot-button issues in a series of Jewtubes. An obviously well-educated negress, she admitted, when asked by Whoopi Goldberg if the world is flat or round, that she was too busy feeding her kids fried chikkinz to have considered the question. She gained a great deal of respect from the internets community by challenging the well-known liberal bias in the fields of science and history, by pointing out the obvious facts that evolution is a lie and that nothing predates Christians. She is the latest in a series of prominent nigger intellectuals, such as Martin Luther King, Jr. and Snoop Dogg, who prove that her kind deserve every bit of the 3/5s of a vote we give them. 40 acres and a mule, however, is pushing it.

The Jewtubes

Sherri Shepherd's views on the shape of the earth.

Sherri challenges the commonly held notion that anything happened in history before the birth of Jeebus.

Drama

Sherri's loevable antics attracted a host of adoring new internets fans, who flocked to her website like /b/tards to a mudkips convention. These fans heaped their adoration upon her in her message board, offering kind encouragement. Eventually, the warm and fuzzy feeling caused by all this loev became unbearable for Sherri, and she was forced to indefinitely suspend her message board. She now asks her fans to write to her by snail mail only (srsly). And much lulz were had by all.