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You can't unsee this.

Occasionally, when you are browsing your internets safe and sound, you'll hear scratching at your window, chains rattling and your family massacred downstairs. You'll be terrified, frozen with fright. And then Goatse floods your monitor. Don't be afraid - this scenario has been played out IRL by countless internets users that happen to stumble across a SHOCK IMAGE. Shock Images are also the number one cause in loss of childhood.

Legendary shock images

Goatse

Y HALO THAR

A picture of a man ripping his asshole open with his hands. It is one of the most-used shock images for trolls and other internet criminals alike. Though today it is not the most shocking image; it has effectively desensitised many teenagers. Has been posted on /b/ so many times that their members generally fap to the picture.

Lemonparty.org

Old people at play

Shows three old men engaging in oral sex and other acts of disgusting, depraved faggotry; another fun pic to use on the kiddies. Culexor has a famed crush on it.

Tubgirl

An Azn chick who, while bent over, projects orange juice mixed with shit from her asshole, up into the air like a fountain and splashing all over her face. This is probably the second most popular shock image since most of Gaia Online, the self-proclaimed largest internet forum on the web, has seen it. People question its shocking value due to the mosaic covering the girl's pussy.

Bagslap.com/bag.html

A lesser-known shock site made in the spirit of Meatspin, this still has some stealth abilities due to its ambiguous sounding name. Shows a man with an unnaturally large ballsack cumming copious amounts of manjuice all over his genitalia area. Particularly effective due to the compelling and thought-provoking musical score played throughout the visual display.

LULZ.INFO

Shows a nude woman licking multiple flaccid penises all sprouting from one man. A newer shock site reaching popularity from repeated posts on various imageboards. Has been parked.

Hai2u

A whore vomiting over a man's penis while performing oral sex. According to /b/, this is proper oral technique. Not as shocking as the others, but when you post this in a children's forum, BAM! Before you get Partyvan'd that is.

Not as popular

The only known way to remove shock images from memory is to soak the brain in warm, soapy water for 45 minutes.

Kids in Sandbox

Perhaps, sadly, one of the most unrecognized shock sites on the internet, this is an excellent video of a woman sticking a dildo all the way inside a guy's cock. What a bitch!

2girls1cup

This video depicts two sick fuck girls eating each other's shit. The video is only disturbing to newfags who were born after 1991. 2Girls1Cup is notable because Joe Rogan was filmed watching it.

Meatspin.com

A very funny site showing a pre-op transexual being anally penetrated. A "Spin Count" lays under the picture while the transexual's penis spins around and around. Some say if you reach spins around the 40-50 mark, the site will accurately determine that you are gay. Phonetrace.org acts as a more discreet, and surprising, meatspin site. As does GoogleHammer.com, WatchBritneySpears.com and Wowomg.com. It is used purely for lulz and by gays who need fapping material. The owners of Meatspin have promised to release a new re-direct each month, for the convenience of trolls everywhere.

Gardener Plants

A slideshow of over 9000 different Shock Pics, all set to the wonderful sounds of Yakety Sax. It is rumored to make your Penis grow! You can find it Here

faggotry.com

Shows what appears to be an old picture of five men anally penetrating each other. While not that shocking, can induce major amounts of drama in a homophobic forum.

Pain Series

A beautiful collage of pictures dedicated to showing how pretty the internet can really be. Post this on many forums since people need to know how gorgeous it really is.

Jizztini

Depicts a woman who has recently taken part in a bukkake session kneeling in front of a pinball machine whilst drinking a large martini glass full of jizz.

Cherrycake.org

An autopsy photo of a man who's face has been blown apart and resembles delicious caek. Some speculate that this happened because the moron confused a cigar with a firecracker, but no-one will ever know. Shows a funny-looking picture of a harlequin fetus before displaying the man's truly beautiful face. Site is now some shitty weaboo ad.

Bottleguy.com

Depicts a man (who is the same faggot as Goatse, see mole above left side of anus) bent over outside with a bottle inserted into his anus, bottom first. To the seasoned shock fan, this is nothing, but it's relatively unknown and you won't find a picture of a man with a bottle in his bum anywhere else.

Last Measure

The ultimate in website links. When used on a n00b, most will think that they've been attacked with a virus; thusly ensuring lulz to the offender. Use it to its fullest advantage.

Lotus Breast

A Photoshopped image of a breast with maggot-looking things burrowed into the tit is spread by email, scarring women all over the internet.

Fanfare

Typical reaction to shock images

Here is a poem dedicated to the shock images:

Pressure defeated, baptism lynching sorcerer appeals the shocksite; dripendo! Succor my sanity, shooing the show, Harlequin Fetus ready to blow.

Pain incarnate, the manifest Series, behold the Goat-to-the-Se; and HAI2 to the U, foresight will be blind from the Meat Spinning on a dime to the single rhyme.

Fitter and waste on the once old Cherrycake; go to the boat-docks for Non-Jews with Bee-Cocks. Revive the single strive for un- prying eyes but be warned; the Final Pain with its castration ties.

The Last Measure pact, would be the last one to measure; for it is the worst, the best; the unforgettable pleasure to trick people bathed in high- fiber ignorance to click to a once-thought freedom and lead them to a damnation far beyond the bend-over's abomination.

Shock Archives

For raiding, we want to have the best shock pictars and stuff, amirite? Well, to do this we need to make sure we have collected enough of different types to use during different site raids.

Also, these shock pictures and files need to be made sure that they're optimized, the more shock pics that load on forums in a short amount of time the better, especially for people still on 56k, also for hosting on our own sites so they take up less space and are easier to host using up less bandwidth.

Furthermore, when put into the official pack, they will be put into specific categories and named to better facilitate raep and corruption with them.

Optimization techniques

Used to make sure the shock images load a little faster. The more retina burning, the better.

Filesize optimization techniques are programs or scripts that stip unneeded data from files and often compress them with special lossless algorithms (sometimes even on lossy file formats). This can be useful for saving bandwidth and especially disk space, it also speeds up the process of dealing with the files and loading them off of your disk drive (a very common bottleneck on modern computers).

If you have any knowledge of how to use the command line and the attention span to read a README, then optimizing your shit is well worth it if you have an endless quest to make your computer HARDERBETTERFASTERSTRONGER. Or if you just wanna upload a set of tits that's just slightly to big for the /hr/ board on your *chan of choice.

Some quality optimization tools include:

* WARNING, will make the file very hard to edit, make copies if you plan on editing and use the compressed version as the executed version for things like code. For GIF animations you should probably be fine.

^ Newfag friendly, has a Graphical User Interface.

$ Jewware, we need a link to a clean cracked version, preferrarably an alternative program that does the exact same thing.

Proper Use

The DO and DO NOT WANTs of your own shockpack:

  • DO upload to photobuckets, imageshacks, and other free hosts
  • DO upload to enemy sites if you can
  • DO replace the images in a hacked Photobucket with these, keeping the filenames, so any images they linked to are now a shock image
  • DO share a set of uploaded images with other trolls
  • DO NOT upload and link to from a *chan
  • DO NOT place on a site that has links to this wiki, a *chan, or anything that leads back to Anon

Keeping this in mind, you now have a perfect visual weapon against your foes.

Unofficial packs

* SexyTime, warped flesh all around

LOL Party Van

External links

  • BME extreme body modification, contains mutilated genitalia. (Registration required)
  • Gurochan, general freakshow to scat to gore to death, it's all there.
  • rule #34, danbooru dedicated to rule #34.
  • Rapidsearch is an automatically updating list of files collected from various *chan boards and the like. The following searches are good if you're running low on fresh shock pix.
  • JJ.am Shock gifs Item not found
  • JJ.am horrors pics Item not found

See also

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