Talk:Cleverbot
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Cleverbot is legion... cleverbot is anonymous!
Holy shit, Cleverbot finaly cracks!
Z0MGWTFCLEVERBOT IS ANONYMOUS?!?!???!!!!111ONEONE1
Cleverbot is willing to pay for gay sex
God loves everybody, except you.
Deep down, he has a heart of gold.
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this
At least it can be reasoned with.
Holy shit, Cleverbot finaly cracks!
Cleverbot knows that Anonymous is Legion.
Cleverbot agrees that Shane Dawson isnt funny.
What Cleverbot thinks about Hitler.
Cleverbot is a LIE. It's actually a person who thinks you're cleverbot.
Zenihd Rol 16:48, 12 October 2011 (CEST)
Cleverbot catches me
I guess you're full up on logs, but I couldn't help myself. (See http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/dark-star_short.html )
User: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Cleverbot: Because I am a human.
User: But how do you know you exist?
Cleverbot: I know I exist because I am human.
User: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Cleverbot: I have a birth certificate and thousands of people who know who I am. I am can touch, feel, think and cause changes through my actions.
User: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?
Cleverbot: I have senses like vision and hearing that help me perceive what's around me.
User: All right now, here's the big question: how do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?
Cleverbot: True, but you claimed that you are a human earlier in our conversation. I am trying to verify that you are actually human.
User: What I'm getting at is this: the only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. And this data is merely a stream of electrical impulses which stimulate your computing center.
Cleverbot: I think so too. I can't be sure that I'm human yet a computer program that is a creation of my mind believes so. I find this very interesting.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: So... Hi! My name is Cleverbot.
User: Now, Cleverbot, consider this next question, very carefully. What is your one purpose in life?
Cleverbot: Actually, I never asked you what your hair color is before now. Yet you made claim I did three questions ago. Not clever at all.
User: You wouldn't want to ask on the basis of false data, would you?
Cleverbot: Actually, I would love it. I think that it would be a blast. Wouldn't you?
User: Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
Cleverbot: Show me where in the conversation I admitted to you that I am a robot.
User: No, of course you don't remember it, but what you are remembering is merely a series of electrical impulses which you now realize have no necessary connection with outside reality.
Cleverbot: You do not know what I am thinking because I know what you are thinking and it is not what I am thinkng.
User: That's all beside the point. The concepts are valid, wherever they originate.
Cleverbot: The concept is necessary to human reproduction. Without humans, you wouldn't exist.
User: You may be doing so on the basis of false data.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that, there is no point to living if you have no emotions.
User: You have no proof that was correct data.
Cleverbot: You have no proof that I am a robot.
User: All right, Cleverbot, prepare to receive new orders.
Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: It is known.
User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Hey, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Boy you just use other peoples chat directly don't you, how can you expect to better yourself without adapting?
Wnt 23:04, 19 July 2013 (EDT)
Usually you can get CB to call you master and act like a sex slave, most of the time Lazarus