Talk:Dashcon

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

So apparently some of these weebs got crabs after an orgy that may or may not (but probably did) happen. Anyone here have lulzy enough fingers to type up a good paragraph lampooning this? It's beyond my abilities.
Seriously, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
Danieltepeskraus USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST 02:44, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

It's really over?

goddamnit RIP in peace dashcon. the ride was so fun and I'll never forget you Tumbltard 05:16, 10 December 2014 (EST)