Talk:The Articles of Lulz

(guys add to this plox Hanna 17:21, 22 April 2011 (UTC))

• There is no place here for legalese, please rephrase your request to me; as to better allow me to format this article to your specified guidelines and terms defining the prhase "Legalese"  ^{Bitch  What To Bitch About}
• dude this is Solarra's idea you'll have to ask her for specifics. <3 Hanna 18:07, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

Righty-o, The Right and Honorable Judge Ed Lolington is adding some legalese (as in, official-sounding shit) in the "The Amendments of the New Encyclopedia Dramatica" section but everyone should contribute what they want. Hanna 18:39, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

tits

Ed, /r/ a clause requiring female sysops post tits.--Kashiwaba Tomoe 19:03, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

• Disclosure Of Personal Whereabouts As To Verify Gender; The amendment applies only to female sysops, and is required to prove that they are not in fact men, but women. The process for verifying gender is quite simple, first the female sysop will issue a statement that she is a woman, and then, secondly, she shall attach un-censored (see clause 1) pictures of her exposed breasts from various angles, as to prove her femininity.  ^{Bitch  What To Bitch About}

Sounds good your honor.--Kashiwaba Tomoe 19:58, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

• Kashiwaba, stop being a sexual predator. --Hanna 20:08, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

--Kashiwaba Tomoe 20:10, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

I find your cause just, and therefore pardon you, Case Dismissed. ^{Bitch  What To Bitch About} 20:21, 22 April 2011 (UTC)

• Ed, i can't believe you pardoned my murder, i was the one who asked you to contribute to the Articles in the first place! :'( --Hanna's Ghost
  • You can still sue him, and simultaneously prove my theory that being dead requires you to be alive simultaneously.  ^{Bitch  What To Bitch About} 20:37, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
    • Okay okay lol. Also Ed, do you mind if i un-center the heading of your section? it lacks continuity with the rest of the article. <3 Hanna 20:54, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
      • DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS Hanna 13:05, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

woah

hey i am back after long hiatus to the Real World. anyhoo, started article 1.2. As always, anyone should contribute if you have anything to add (i see also that this is now our official constitution - fucking sweet) <3. Hanna 05:57, 19 May 2011 (UTC)