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Not Productive

Originally conceived as a YouTube channel called "We Are Not Productive", TJ got the bright idea to repeat his failed venture into making a video hosting site. However, this time not as a competitor to YouTube, but rather a competitor to That Guy With The Glasses, a website he was once featured on, so the whole project reeks of butthurt. Unsurprisingly, he asked for huge amounts of cash in donations (20,000 dollars in fact), which everyone figured would be used on himself after the website got taken down in a few week due to hackers, or lack of interest from TJ. The latter ended up happening after the laughably bad (even by TJ's standards) premiere of the site.

Straightd0pe, infamous YouTube troll and constant thorn into TJ's side, summarizes NotProductive in a nutshell here:


The video actually made TJ fairly butthurt, who hastily made a video response:


This is a reupload, because TJ bravely deleted the video


The video is extremely sloppy and isn't even edited correctly, since there's a huge cut-off while rambling on in an irrelevant retort. Straightd0pe's response on twitter was: "TJ just uploaded the sloppiest, laziest, weakest video I've ever seen from him - and it was directed at me. Awesome. " In other words, a total failure of a video that acknowledges that straightd0pe is right.

It has since been revealed that the cash prizes TJ promised during his e-begging drive have never been followed through on, and as of May 2013, it would appear that TJ has no intention of following through on his promise. It should be noted that TJ has a history of this type of behavior, and his book "In Defense of Evil" was in fact him defending this very same type of behavior. If these "customers" had any brains, they'd be demanding a refund and suing TJ for every e-welfare penny he has received from YouTube. Judging from the intelligence of the kind of people who donate to TJ, don't count on this happening. TJ is mighty lucky indeed.

The site finally came out, and it ended up being nothing more than an embedding site where the contributors largely had very popular YouTube channels that in fact overshadow TJ's own YouTube channel, making his stated mission to get exposure for underrated people a total lie. You'd think there would be more to write about in regards to this, but no, the site quickly crashed and burned, as expected, with TJ claiming it will be back up one day, probably because he's afraid of getting his ass sued into destitution.

TJ decided that that one month purchase of a hosting company was well worth all the money, and decided to make it into a YouTube channel instead, which was the plan all along. So all the donators wasted their allowance.

The "contributors"

These are the people that TJ spent countless hours and money digging up filled out a shitty web form, so that TJ could review their shitty content, and make money from their stupidity.

The Investigamer


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Yes this is really him
Complains about people not being original, has a gaming review channel

The Investigamer (Powerword: Chris McGuire/Chris von Hoenheim) is another dime a dozen internet videogame reviewer. This unbelievably boring shit was previously known as The Game Binge. Before this he was known as Xylogeist as well as zephiet. He made the YouTube banner for NotProductive.

   
 
I'm Atheist, but I thought it would be cool to create a new Religion, so I created Internetism.
 

 
 

—Chris, Master of English language

   
 
I believe I’m Shizotypal and OCD by default, so that’s pretty straightforward. Paranoia set in due to recent changes in the closest tier of my social relationships. Schizoid was part of my personality, but was somewhat cured due to an increase in received affection in my life.
 

 
 

—Chris, http://zephiet.tumblr.com/post/21386629648

With all these psychological issues as well as the overshadowing one, namely atheism, it is no wonder that TheAmazingAtheist chose to leech off this colossal shitstain on society.
Had 50k subs before changing channels.
Is now so desperate for subs, that you have the chance of winning Saints Row 4 if you subscribe to this retard, in a video where he pretends to be an adult.. Of course this is illegal, as he using a 3rd party site to gain subscribers.

   
 
This guy is 19, he was in high school 1 year ago. acting like he is a old man.
 

 
 

—ZaxIntel

Atheist

External links

He has gone into damage control mode, so expect most to be bahleeted

JaclynGlenn

Moar info: Jaclyn Glenn.


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Bitch be fucking crazy
Jaclyn's true desire.

Behold the power of the internet atheist whore. The ideal fapping fodder for the atheist neckbeards who is done jerking their tiny unholy meat to Laci Green and Christina Rad. The fedoras will gladly defend this GOTIS and her videos despite all she do is rehash the same arguments made by all atheists and their god already. If you find yourself on her channel, be prepared for awe-inspiring insights such as "People didn't live with dinosaurs! Those creationists sure are crazy!" Because nothing proves your love of logic and science like showing rednecks with an IQ of around 60 the error of their ways.
This ignorant slut was already internet atheist famous before joining up with NotProductive.
 JaclynLovesCats

Kieran T

Kieran Taylor is the unloved love child of Shane Dawson and Nash Grier. Talks about the most inane pg-13 shit.
atheist

CultOfDusty


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Dusty Smith self-styled comedian. Incredibly unfunny. Explained in his own article.atheist

TheAmazingAtheist

Jabba The Hutt himself. Does not need any further introduction.

Ryan ZGG

Ryan Buhrman is something as original as a videogame reviewer. This cumdribble is so much of a loser that he cares about Legend of Zelda to a degree where he calls himself ZeldaGameGod. This reject gets around 200-400 views per video, so nobody is interested in his opinion on Zelda.

   
 
Also, I'm jealous of his popularity just cuz he got plugged by TJ.
 

 
 

—Ryan

Code Provider

Animu faggot.
atheist
Has a staggering 1232 volumes of manga porn as he will never get a girlfriend.

OfficerMcGroist

Without his stupid hat he is even uglier

OfficerMcGroist  River Green is the newest addition to the boring fucks on NotProductive. This faggot's videos consists of vlogs or manufactured rage. atheist


What his videos consists of

TheRantingRobots

atheists
An uncyclopediaesque attempt at being funny, by reviewing games that aren't even out. All under the guise of pretending to be robots. Run by Brandon Douglas and some other douchebag. Also gracefully has littered their page in subscription popups, so every time you try to navigate their page you get asked if you want to get cancer.

SpizzTrizz

The most fabulous of the group

atheist
Spiro Fonda, 5p1r0 or Cumdahellon is a faggot much like TJ himself. Except this isn't interested in female land-whales.
Also known to be suicidal. Like most cocklovers, he is also a complete MRA supporter, so he is bound to fit into TJ's assembly.
Likes to cry about cyberbullying.
His first addition to NotProductive was a horribly unfunny video with him complaining about notallwomen about two weeks after it was relevant. On the next episode he'll talk about the amazing new meme that is doge.

   
 
Hi, I'm here to talk about people's thoughts and questions about suicide,

'Why would somebody commit suicide?' 'Suicide is the coward's way out' 'Suicide is selfish'

Ok, we get it, your life is perfect! We know that you guys don't ever have to contemplate suicide! Am I the only person who notices something WRONG here? Obviously, these comments about suicide were originated from the most spoiled and inconsiderate individuals, who have never had to make so many hard choices in their lives! And what really pisses me off, is how the media makes suicidal people look. When Gary Coleman was interviewed on The Insider, and seeing as he had depression, he was asked by the interviewers, if he had ever SERIOUSLY thought about suicide, and his response was reasonable, 'who doesn't?' But no, the people speaking to him had to react in a way that made Gary Coleman look stupid! They all put their hands up, 'I don't'. And I think that to make someone feel like an idiot for having these problems, is sickening. You know, I was finally glad that SOMEBODY commented about suicide not actually being cowardly. I will repeat what he said, 'To be willing to kill yourself and be ready to face the unknown, is actually a very brave thing', Now, just keep in mind, I do not support suicide, I think it's very tragic, but I do not judge the people who DO commit suicide. You people have got to realize that life can be a fucking bitch! Never underestimate or even THINK about trying to desensitize the real horrors of a person's life! Just remember, you will never know how it feels, until YOU have experience it for yourself.
 


 
 

—Spiro, Video transcript


   
 
I LOVE giving out a bad name to the gay community! I don't want to be your little fucking perfect straight A student who has to worry about representing a whole group of people! I'm an individual, I have my own mind and aspirations and if that somehow miraculously makes society turn their back on us, then society was never accepting of us in the first place
 

 
 

—Spiro, commenting on people calling him a faggot

Responding to ED

Besides being an obnoxious boring unfunny dicklicker, he is also an egomaniac who constantly goes around searching for himself (perhaps he searches for something that will stop him from stuffing his face full of cocks?) so it didn't take long before he discovered that someone finally paid attention to him. Like all good attention whores, he of course made a video about it, so he can reap all those sympathy comments, because he is extremely butthurt, which is makes a lot of sense as he constantly has at least one dick up inside his asshole.

Timeline of NotProductive

November 16th 2010
domain registered [1]

February 2011 [2]
States that he is creating a YouTube channel called "We are Not Productive" which indicates this was originally going to be primarily a YouTube channel. His idiot donators seem to have missed this.

August 2011 [3]
Launch failed because Rick wanted to fuck animals instead of making the website.


TJ's Story of the incident

February 9th 2012
The e-begging for NotProductive ended. He raised $17,287 to line his pockets

April 18th 2012
The Tumblr is created [4]

May 4th 2012
Looking for talent, with a free online form created by TJ's retarded brother.
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June 14th 2012
The old developer, Matthew Harrison is no longer working on the site. Instead Participatory Culture Foundation does. [5]

October 8th 2012
Release date said to be November 2nd [6]
Delayed[7]

January 9th 2013
Beta launch. The site looked like bananaflavoured shit, and the time it took loading, you would have time to boil your cock.

February 18th 2013
Beta launch completed. Everything was wrong with the site. Well back to the drawing board[8] For the upcoming non-beta version, he needs new contributors, which means that he couldn't find any during the last year. He will change the coding language to PHP, and make it more community oriented, so everybody is free to troll the site. And instead of having exclusively content-makers in gaming, comedy and movies, he will focus on the page being about gaming, comedy and movies.

March 13th 2013
The only Talent TJ had drafted, decided to jump ship. [9]

July 1st 2013
Looking for talent, with a free online form. Go [here] if you want to spam their online form.

July 25th 2013

Good News, Everyone!
NotProductive is now a fully blown YouTube project, which it was originally planned to be anyway so all the money was completely wasted on this obvious scam. Anyone else smell a lawsuit?



Friday, July 26th 2013
People are asking what the fuck happened to all the money - and TJ finally responds... by not responding. He promises that a video will be released, "Monday at the latest", *proving* that the money was spent honestly. IF THIS COLOURED TEXT IS NOT CROSSED OUT KNOW THAT TJ HAS YET TO RELEASE SUCH A VIDEO OR RESPOND TO ANY OF THE YT COMMENTS ASKING HIM WHERE IT IS He finally decided that instead of a video he would do a .pdf

Thursday, August 15th 2013
To show us some of the original content for NotProductive, TJ decided to bring back Trailer Failure from when he was on That Guy With The Glasses. It is of course as painfully unfunny as it has always been.

Monday, August 19th 2013
The first video not by TJ himself was uploaded. To show the unoriginality it is a review of Halo 4. The review was made almost a year after the release of the game. It should also be noted that even the retards on NotProductive don't approve of this unfunny review. It is also almost 30 minutes long, and makes ED's Halo section seem informed and well researched. The faggot behind the review is already partnered with Fullscreen

Thursday, August 22nd 2013
Another hidden gem was revealed, with only 50k+ subs. Already partnered with Fullscreen. Another atheist. In fact, no religious people so far on the roster. And to show TJ's professional approach, he of course got her name wrong:


Monday, February 2nd 2014
Halted at less than 20,000 subs. The viewership has only increased by 2,000 since November.

Monday, August 2nd 2014
Has reached above 21,000 subs. That is around 10,000 less than TJ's podcast channel.

Saturday, August 23st 2014
Most videos can't even reach 2,000 views, so not even 1/10 of people subscribed care about the crap. Or TJ just bought subscribers

Most of the videos hover around 2-3000 views, seldom it goes to 7k, still only a fraction of the subscribers.

Friday, March 20st 2015
No new uploads for over a month. Nobody cares about the project anymore, especially not TJ as he has removed the link to the channel from his YouTube page.



Today:
NotProductive is no longer being updated as nobody gives a fuck as TJ couldn't make enough money on. Expect a new fundraising scam soon.

More proof that NotProductive is a scam

And we're still waiting for the evidence.

You would think that providing evidence that the product you're peddling out isn't one giant scam would be top priority, in the face of so many allegations that it is so, but most likely TJ couldn't find any way to fudge the evidence in his favor, so he simply stopped mentioning it in the hopes everyone else would forget.