The Downfall Network
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"The Downfall Network" (also known as "The Downsyndrome Network","The Dogfart Network","The Downfail Network",and Brody Leibtard) is a JewTube channel created by an unfunny virgin metalhead named Brody.It also consists of a group of other editors who are unemployed pseudo intellectual retards.The channel consists of "retrospectives" on various Heavy Metal bands that no one cares about except autistic spastics. The channel currently has several thousand subscribers, and a fanbase of unfunny hipsters.
The Members/Associates
Brody
The biggest autist of the bunch. Created the network because some idiot named Mr. Superior!!1 told him too. He edits and stars in most of the Network's videos. He is also known for the fact that:
- He has grey pubes
- He has dick cancer, which causes copious amounts of pimples to pop up. If questioned he will claim they are "ingrown hairs"
- Is a virgin, and ALWAYS will be one
Eddie
Non-white member #1. Eddie (also known as Edduardo and El Chapo) is an illegal immigrant from spicville who spends his time doing what Mexicans like to do, raping people, hanging out with the cartels, and doing drugs. He is one of the top tier editors in the network.
Travis
Travis Lawson (also known as Travis Lawsuit and Travis the Metalhead) is an inbred racist hillbilly from West Virginia. He makes some of the worst videos even by metal youtuber standards. He is known for the fact that he likes to eat trash, smoke pizza sticks, masturbate to scat porn, and stalk people online. He's had many conflicts with Brody over the year's, starting back in 2015. The two are currently gay for each other, but that probably won't last.
Ryan
Ryan Arnold (also known as Ryan Gaynold, TheAutisticSkullDemoNetwork, and Ryan the Retard) is by far the most retarded person connected to The Downfall Network. He has severe retardation which causes him to have spastic angry bursts and freak outs. He also never listens to the music he claims to like making him the ultimate poser. He makes cancer on his youtube channel called "TheAutisticSkullDemoNetwork", in which he has retard spasms. He makes music in a Polka band called "Stranglehold of Oblivion". He's also known for:
- Freaking out if you mention his receding hairline
- Wasting money on shitty guitars (also e-begs for money for said guitars and gets pissed when no one gives him any)
- Sending people to his "Personal Hell" if you anger him
Oh, and did I mention he's a fucking retard!