The Vlog Squad
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On the worthless piece of shit known as the web. People can post what ever the fuck they want and get famous for it. You can show your daily life of a bunch of douchebags living together to raep on people and find a following. Such as the Vlog Squad, a bunch of assholes that basically fuck over each others lives. They're dicks to pretty much everyone, they including themselves. They will amazing things such as raping, doing dangerous as fuck shit and nobody gives a fuck.
Most of these fuckers came from the now defunct video application known as Vine, and adventure spread else were to become even more cancerous. They kept growing and fucking over more people.
There butthurt fans worship them like god, and will defend these people to death. They will act like it's the funniest shit ever, and not realize their a bunch of losers with no life.
David Dobrik
Hey ain't do shit
Liza Koshy
Being the pimp he is, he decided to fuck an unfunny comedian on Vine known as Liza Koshy. Her style of comedy is "relatable comedy". Her jokes have no punchline, and are rip-offed from many other "comedians" that are just as unfunny as her.
She also a feminist and a SJW. Which can be clearly seen in a comedy, not only designed to be as anti-luzly as humanly possible, but also forces in themes into her shitty sketches. She has even went up on stage (since people are dumbasses) to talk about sexism, despite having no experience.
She also acts in shitty shows no one has ever heard off, and even has own show know to cause diseases of different kinds.
When he fucked Liza Koshy, they decided to milk their relationship to death. Since both are losers, they decide to post their shitty unfunny humor together. This led to her joining the Vlog Squad.
In 2017 they broke up, after realizing living with this fucker is going to fuck her life. Since she didn't give a shit about the other assholes she fucked off, and left the Vlog Squad for good. They didn't announce it until 2018 so their fans would think their together which keeps them watching.
Deleted Vlogs
- David decided to trick Seth Francois into kissing Jason Nash, by saying "YOUR GOING TO KISS YOU HOT SLUT". This video caused outrage as it's considered rape. David Dobrik decided to cover his ass and delete it.
- David and other members come other to hang out with random whores that are begging for attension. Since their sad fucks, and horny, they make lulzy jokes about them. Which the girls didn't like.
Men that's Black
It's 2020, and edgy humor is no longer funny. So Seth Francois decided to be offended and play race card for 10 minutes.
David Dobrik on his podcast apologies, to be politically correct.
The Cluster Fuck begins
The members start coming out against David Dobrik and show how much of a dumbass he truly is. The past vlogs were brought up and more was shown. Some of whores who decided to share more info on these sick fucks. Trisha Paytas when she was at the house decided to fuck Jason Nash. Why would anyone fuck Jason Nash, who cares. Why would someone fuck Trisha Paytas, who cares. Anyways David Dobrik wanted some porn to jack off too, so he got Trisha Paytas to fuck Jason Nash into having sex . He hid in corner and filmed them having sex naked.
David decided to mass delete videos to cover his ass, sadly for him people found it. He was now seen as even more of delusional fuck.
Some people tried to defend him, yet they backed off since he would defend this incel.
Apology
David Dobrik posted an apology more half assed than his videos. He basically proves his ego and how he only cares about himself.
He then post an even shittier apology later, were he cries about how he is loosing his members in a desperate attempt to save his image.
Eventually this caused his sponsors to pull, and even his company wanting nothing to do with him.
Back again
Jeff Wittek comes out with a video, and shows how David Dobrik doesn't care about people becoming an hero.
Who cares
None of this matters as there back, even though David Dobrik said he will fuck off for at least year. This show that no of this matters, as David Dobrik can just keep uploading as nothing that's said on the Internet matters.
See Also
- Cyberpunk 2077: The video game equivalent of this group.
- Fred: Just as unfunny
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