User:Addie/Jainism

Jainism is a pussy religion from India full of naked old vegans. Being vegans, Jains are massive bitches when it comes to walking hamburgers. They take their veganism one step further however, and will refuse to eat vegitables with roots, sweep the ground in front of them so they dont step on bugs, and wear masks so they don't blow on flying insects. Way to let nature make you her bitch.