User:Injustpotato/Hostess
Hostess is a company hailed only by fatasses and truckers. Their large variety of products includes large balls coated with cocaine, delicious spongy angel penises filled with diabetes inducing cum, and many more. Normally found in 7-11s, gas stations, and rest stops in the middle of the midwest, Hostess products are a main cause of the rise of Dumbfuckistanis in rural America.
Under normal circumstances, a store will have a shelf entirely devoted to these atrocities of corn syrup. Due to the lack of restock, some may find Ho-Hos shat by Moses himself, and others will only find doughnuts made of crack. However, Hostess products are known to last for at least 100 days, and naturally every good product has already been devoured by rednecks.
