User:Meepsheep/A Portrait of the Swagfag as a Young Man
A novel by Yung J0yc3.
Chapter One
Once upon a time and a very bad time it was there was a swagfag coming down along the road and this swagfag that was coming down along the road met an MTV's Teen Mom personal's little boy named lil tukk
His father told him that story: his father looked at him through a glass: he had a yuppie face.
He was lil tukk. The Swagfag came down the road where Betty Pryde lived: she sold kine bud.
HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE JESUS
NIGGAS GET MAD CUZ I DRESS LIKE JESUS CHRIST
He sang that jam. That was his jam.
O, the green wothe botheth.
When you wet the bed first it is warm then it gets cold. His mother put on the oilsheet. That had the queer smell.
His gf had more swag than his father. She played Odd Future on a macbook for him to dance. He danced:
SWAG SWAG
WHOOP WHOOP
SWAG SWAG
WHOOP SWAG
Uncle C and Dante clapped. They were swagger than his father and mother but uncle C was swagger than Dante.
Dante had two cassette tapes in her press. The tape with the maroon velvet back was Yung Lean and the brush with the green velvet back was Lil Wayne. Dante gave him a bj every time he brought her a piece.
The Vances lived in number seven. They had a different father and mother. They were Evee's father and mother. When they were grown up he was going to bang Evee. He hid under the table. His mother said:
-- O, Noah will apologize.
Dante said:
-- O, if not, Al-Qaeda will come and pull out his headphones.--
Pull out his headphones,
Apologize,
Apologize,
Pull out his headphones.
SWAG
WHOOP WHOOP
WHOOP WHOOP
SWAG