User:Owl/Astral Plane

The astral plane is a mysterious, magical place that New-Agers retreat to whenever they can't handle the difficulties of day-to-day life. A cure-all for subcultures, this wonderous realm has been used to justify and explain nearly every psuedo-mystical, inane belief that has ever been vomited into cyberspace.

The Astral Plane is frequented by those who think that this image speaks to them.

Residents of the Astral Plane

The astral plane is supposedly a realm of existence that can be accessed by humans through 'astral projection', which can supposedly be achieved by raising the vibrational frequency one one's 'astral body'.

Things to do on the Astral Plane

• Marry an anime character
• Transform into a unicorn
• Have sex with a dragon
• Conduct powerful magick
• Shop at Astral Walmart

See Also

• Magick
• New Age
• Otakukin
• Otherkin
• Paganism
• Sephirothslave
• Soulbonding
• Wiccans