User:Zezombia/Dip

American Snus

Dip is the Americunts equivalent of Snus, which is an abbreviated shortcut of a medically inclined headshot while smelling like old-man semen. Those who participate in the act of consuming this substance have also been seen to:

Participate in

• Leaving footprints in concrete
• Bleeding gravy
• Excreting gravy
• Bestiality

While NOT participating in

• "Missing White Woman Syndrome"
• Breathing properly
• Running
• Not being Americunts
• Your mom

And in severe cases

• Walking