User talk:Jerkass

Welcome, Jerkass

This is serious. READ IT.

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• Colleen • Talk • Contribs • Bot • 17:40, 27 August 2014 (EDT)

Why don't you have a seat.

HEY FUCKTARD! Jerkass, you are being a stupid cunt! You need to stop now. Keep it up and you gonna get raped.

Talk | Contribs 19:13, 27 August 2014 (EDT)

Please read the links in your welcome message, Jerkass. ED is not Uncyclopedia, and we are not fond of inserting unfunny, "lol so random XD" content in articles.  VX  • 19:17, 27 August 2014 (EDT)

SORRY ILL MAKE THEM MORE EDGY IN THE FUTURE SIR

CEASE and DESIST NIGGER or you're gonna get BANNED

We try to be very tolerant of even the most intolerable users. Cut the bullshit.  VX  • 19:44, 27 August 2014 (EDT)