User talk:Scampini

Welcome, Scampini

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Colleen 19:25, 4 October 2013 (EDT)

nice

it's good to see you a bureaucrat as well on the wiki, recently there's been only one who is active and that's zaiger, anyways good luck on your job here.--milwin 15:30, 22 October 2013 (EDT)

You're really good at getting first posts. - Scamp ^(Talk) - 16:26, 24 October 2013 (EDT)

What can I say? I strive for perfection.--milwin 17:55, 24 October 2013 (EDT)

proxy bans

hey i noticed you banning proxies and coleen creating userpages for no reason. i had a look at the logs for some of these and there are no items matched for any of them. I'm gonna go ahead and delete the user pages because there are no such users as "User:173.0.51.122" in the user creation log. ••General Niggerson 13:02, 2 December 2013 (EST)

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With the exception of slightly blurry text, the image appears to be alright. I'm just curious what is wrong with it. 07:51, 29 December 2013 (EST)

Am I on the right ED?

Your intelligence branch requested (or demanded, however you choose to interpret) that I post n00dz in order to ensure an article on this encyclopedia. And I complied. And that article that you deleted was re-written by him in case you didn't notice. So it wasn't exactly toned as a vanity piece, it was satire. I posted those photos to show you guys some love and appreciation out of boredom. I love this site. Am I not allowed to have fun with you guys? -Animal 13:08, 2 January 2014 (EST)

If someone promised you or demanded from you, something in return for content or the removal of content then you have been trolled and lied to. Nobody from ED has, or would, promise an article in exchange for photos or anything else. --User:Zaiger (talk) 13:57, 2 January 2014 (EST)

Not sure why you felt the need to write this out twice, and you also have it so I can't reply to you on your discussion page. You really should relax and stop taking things so seriously though. Check the page history, because it would appear as if you were wrong. Not a big deal anyway, we're just trying to have fun here. This is ED after all, isn't it? Not Wikipedia? -Animal 19:21, 2 January 2014 (EST)

Orly? Ok then --User:Zaiger (talk) 12:56, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Hello

Can you install interwiki module?--Ukrayinets' 23:45, 6 January 2014 (EST)

Ok, thank you for your answer.--Ukrayinets' 00:54, 8 January 2014 (EST)

Since you're here now

Can you block some proxies for me? This guy named An8thg/Ganderton/Laith10 has been creating multiple socks. Weve been at him for a year now. think you can block the ip adderesses? thx ••General Niggerson 16:59, 24 February 2014 (EST)

Yup, that mother fucker probably switched proxies and is back for more. ••General Niggerson 11:57, 3 March 2014 (EST)

He's still going. ••General Niggerson 00:04, 14 March 2014 (EDT)

Alright, thanks for doing what you can. It looks like we're gonna have to keep banning all these accounts. I notified Mantequilla about this a month back and I still got no answer. ••General Niggerson 19:06, 15 March 2014 (EDT)

Regarding the sysop NKO

Hello, I've been meaning to communicate with NKO several times regarding several articles but being unable to due to a protected talk page. Is this really an appropriate way for a sysop to behave? I'm starting to question whether he's fit for the task as a sysop or not.. The sysop VX has made a brave attempt to unprotect his page, but it was protected again shortly afterwards. Oliver Hart 21:19, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

NKO has historically made communicating with him regarding his erratic and often reckless behavior progressively more difficult. It's possible such antisocial behavior is a warning sign of developing paranoid schizophrenia, in which case NKO should be removed from the site until he chooses to seek help for his decaying mental health. ♥♥♥ 21:23, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

Posting repeated pictures of your anus is not a very great way to communicate with me now is it? ••General Niggerson 21:38, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

Is that really a valid reason to PROTECT your talk page making it impossible for other users to communicate with you? I've posted my anus repeatedly on other sysops pages and they've done nothing like it. They've reversed it, and that was that. It takes 5 seconds to undo it, is that really so hard? Or are you just not fit for the task as a sysop? I did stop. Meepsheep unprotected your page and it was promptly protected again, I was talking with him on IRC while he was doing it and I had the chance to post my anus again, but I chose not to because there's times for fun and there's time for seriousness.

(cur | prev) 22:53, 19 March 2014 NKO (Talk | contribs) m (6,505 bytes) (Protected "User talk:NKO": same goes for you ([edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite)))
(cur | prev) 22:50, 19 March 2014 Meepsheep (Talk | contribs) m (6,505 bytes) (Unprotected "User talk:NKO": not acting very admin-like, are we?) 

Oliver Hart 21:43, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

(cur | prev)   21:34, 8 March 2014 Oliver Hart (Talk | contribs | rape) (95 bytes) (Replaced content with "<center><BIG>'''YOU LOOK LIKE MY ANUS'''</BIG></center>") (undo)

And before that? ••General Niggerson 21:51, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

And you weren't very serious this time are you now? ••General Niggerson 21:56, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

Brutal grammar ♥♥♥ 22:00, 20 March 2014 (EDT)

It's still not a valid reason for isolating yourself and making it impossible for others to communicate with you. The sysop who goes by the name Cobaltcat gave me a two hour ban when I did the same to his page, and it was a perfectly suitable punishment and it hasn't happened since then. You also seem to be homophobic, there's nothing wrong with anuses. If you have anything against gay people, you say it now and you say it to me. Are you sure that you're not using this as an excuse to avoid other ed members? Because it sure looks like it. Oliver Hart 06:37, 21 March 2014 (EDT)

thx u

<3 --User:Zaiger (talk) 15:06, 10 April 2014 (EDT)

Re: Batcat

The guy in those photos appears to be Noah McHugh, a computer networking engineer from Virginia Beach, VA. There's several online sources out there (such as this one) claiming he was doxed (before he "outed himself") and that he was possibly a temp for the DOD, but other than that it's unconfirmed.  Sickpuppy  22:55, 2 July 2014 (EDT)

I went ahead and added what's available about this cat into the article, but I mentioned that it wasn't completely confirmed. It looks legit enough to me to be included as documented drama pertaining to the subject and focus of the article, and if this guy's only providing those pics and his personal info in an effort to derail them after someone else had posted them, then we're giving into his ploy by excluding them from the article. Fuck a BatCat.  Sickpuppy  13:53, 3 July 2014 (EDT)

RE: Evil-Unveiled Archive

Done, and VX helped. --JuniusThaddeus 16:55, 2 November 2014 (EST)

hi

Ty bby <3 Gretchen 02:56, 3 November 2014 (EST)

Goodnight sweet prince

Bye scampi. Don't forget to visit us again, ya fuckin bum. Vermin    00:24, 25 February 2015 (EST)