Zyzz
Zyzz (Tripcode: zyzz !.B0tdY9xNk) (Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian), was a 4chan & Misc user from Sydney, Australia who transformed his shitty genetics into the aesthetics of something Godlike. After finishing school, Zyzz, or Aziz as he was known at that point, decided he was sick of being known as the skinny scene fag. He then thus made a pact to himself to get big. Starting out as a faggy /misc/er, Aziz set goals for himself with routines and diets. After a couple of years, he transformed considerably. He continued to build and pack on lean muscle, and eventually gained the attention of teh interwebz. Having become a famous icon, people all over the world admired Zyzz for his amazing aesthetics. In life, Zyzz was also a master at Gabba, Hardstyle and Shuffling; while these dances are thought by many to be skill-less combinations of easy minimal thought movements, Zyzz pulls off mouthwatering combinations in these styles, using legs, arms, shoulders, his head/neck to create goodlike dance moves that everyone wants to be able to do. Although Zyzz appears to be a boofhead hoon in his famous Youtube vids, he is known to have a well-balanced, intelligent and nice personality in real life.
Rise to fame
Zyzz, as stated many times by him, was a persona that was acted for the Lulz. Despite this fact people from all over the world admired his way of life and named it the "Zyzz Ideology" or "Zyzzology". After his first video was uploaded, users of 4chan and Misc took notice of his use of Internet Memes in addition to his perfectly proportional body. Internet users began to quote Zyzz IRL with such phrases as "Come at me bro" and "U mad". This epidemic spread in proportions not seen since the black plague. After what seemed like several minutes, thousands of people looked up to Zyzz like a Greek God. He gained great power and recognition for trolling and being motivational for bodybuilders. Within a short time, old media took notice and cast him in some crappy reality show called National Roadtrip as the only interesting person on the show.
Quotes
—Unattributed, Quotes like these reveal the heterosexuality of his fanbase | ||
—Zyzz | ||
Memefaggotry
In addition to the eloquent prose written above, Zyzz was not above the use and over-use of Internet memes. Here are some of his favorites:
- Come At Me Bro
- U jelly?
- U Mirin' my aesthetics son?
- U mad (insert pause here) brah?
- Fuark/Fwoah/Phwoaaaar/Pwoahhhhhhh
- Zyzz, son of Zeus
- You seem preturbed
Zyzz Facts
- He took steroids
- He took party pills
- He was a Hedonist
- Played World of Warcraft
Death
On August 5, 2011, Zyzz died at the age of 22 in a Bangkok sauna of causes completely unrelated to steroid use. He is still worshiped by his die-hard fanbase, which honors his memory by trolling, being "Aesthetic", and buying real surf boards to surf the web.
Related Pages
External links
- http://www.facebook.com/Azyzz
- https://www.facebook.com/Zyzzthetics
The_zyzz- https://web.archive.org/web/20130814200701/https://ohinternet.com/Zyzz
- Bodybuilder Aziz 'Zyzz' Shavershian killed by heart defect
- Official Reddit
- Zyzz 4chan ban
- Zyzz's official Youtube channel
- Transformation
