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{{Quote|Andres Serreno Redemption, 1987, popularly known as Piss Christ}}
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Yep, that's a crucifix in a jar of Andres' piss.
Yep, that's a crucifix in a jar of Andres' piss.
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Peter_Griffin_cum_jar.jpg|[[Family Guy|Hehehehe! Hey Lois, I'm in a cum jar.]]
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{{Timeline|Article of the Now August 9 and 10, [[2023]]|[[GTFO]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Lil Tay]]}}

Latest revision as of 22:21, 23 October 2023

The Pony Cum Jar Project (also known as the MLP Cum Jar) was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a My Little Pony figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own jizz. According to the Danish brony behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous Cum Collector; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy brony, he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.

Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. However, one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even Hitler would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's mlp/ board, announcing that his experiment was a failure. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.

Videos


Informative video

Meet the man behind the jar.

His magnum opus is complete.

Rainbowdash being placed in her final resting spot.

meme video

Gallery

The Original Pony Cum Jar Pic


   
 
Andres Serreno/Redemption, 1987, popularly known as Piss Christ

 

 
 

Yep, that's a crucifix in a jar of Andres' piss.

Copycats

If you think the Pony Cum Jar Project was a closed incident, then you're wrong. Because bronies are a particularly fucked-up race of people, there were of course others who attempted to recreate this experiment. Some unique spin-offs were also tried with piss jars and whatnot. Sometimes, people also just put figurines of their favorite titular characters in a jar for the lulz without doing anything significant with it.

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Fan Art

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See Also

Pony Cum Jar Project is part of a series on

Chans

Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage.

Pony Cum Jar Project is part of a series on My Little Pony

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Article of the Now August 9 and 10, 2023
Preceded by
GTFO
Pony Cum Jar Project Succeeded by
Lil Tay