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The '''Pony Cum Jar Project''' | The '''Pony Cum Jar Project''' (also known as the '''MLP Cum Jar''') was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own [[jizz]]. According to the [[Danish]] [[brony]] behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous [[Cum Collector]]; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy [[brony]], he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar. | ||
Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. [[A challenger appears|However]], one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even [[Hitler]] would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's [[mlp/|mlp/]] board, announcing that his experiment was a [[fail|failure]]. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized. | |||
==Videos== | ==Videos== | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
=== The Original Pony Cum Jar Pic === | |||
[[File:Piss christ 1987.jpg|center|450px]] | |||
{{Quote|<center>Andres Serreno/Redemption, 1987, popularly known as Piss Christ</center>}} | |||
Yep, that's a crucifix in a jar of Andres' piss. | |||
===Copycats=== | ===Copycats=== | ||
If you think the Pony Cum Jar Project was a closed incident, then you're wrong. Because bronies are a particularly fucked-up race of people, there were of course others who attempted to recreate this experiment. Some unique spin-offs were also tried with piss jars and | If you think the Pony Cum Jar Project was a closed incident, then you're wrong. Because bronies are a particularly fucked-up race of people, there were of course others who attempted to recreate this experiment. Some unique spin-offs were also tried with piss jars and whatnot. Sometimes, people also just put figurines of their favorite titular characters in a jar for the lulz [[do it faggot|without doing anything significant with it]]. | ||
{{cg|Copycat | |||
{{cg|Copycat Gallery|CopycatGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Disgusting cum pony.jpg | Disgusting cum pony.jpg | ||
Isabelle_cum_jar.png|[[Animal Crossing|Isabelle Cum Jar]] | Isabelle_cum_jar.png|[[Animal Crossing|Isabelle Cum Jar]] | ||
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Mario_piss_jar.jpg|[[Super Mario|Mario Piss Jar]] | Mario_piss_jar.jpg|[[Super Mario|Mario Piss Jar]] | ||
Donkey_Kong_piss_jar.jpg|[[Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong Piss Jar]] | Donkey_Kong_piss_jar.jpg|[[Donkey Kong|Donkey Kong Piss Jar]] | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Waluigi_cum_jar.jpg|[[Waluigi|Waluigi in a jar]] | Waluigi_cum_jar.jpg|[[Waluigi|Waluigi in a jar]] | ||
Peter_Griffin_cum_jar.jpg|[[Family Guy|Hehehehe! Hey Lois, I'm in a cum jar.]] | Peter_Griffin_cum_jar.jpg|[[Family Guy|Hehehehe! Hey Lois, I'm in a cum jar.]] | ||
Biden Cum Jar.png|Biden Cum Jar, the account that was uploading their progress is now BALEETED. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
===Fan Art=== | ===Fan Art=== | ||
{{cg|Fan Art | {{cg|Fan Art Gallery|FanArtGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
File:1Guy1jJarandPonyCumJar.jpeg|[[1guy1jar]] | File:1Guy1jJarandPonyCumJar.jpeg|[[1guy1jar]] | ||
File:Rainbow_Dash_in_a_jar.jpg | File:Rainbow_Dash_in_a_jar.jpg | ||
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Pony_cum_jar_couples_costume.jpg | Pony_cum_jar_couples_costume.jpg | ||
Mlpcumjarfanart.jpg | Mlpcumjarfanart.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
mlp cum jar milk_shake.png|[[retard|how could you pick that thing up, drink it, and still think it's a milkshake?]] | mlp cum jar milk_shake.png|[[retard|how could you pick that thing up, drink it, and still think it's a milkshake?]] | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[/mlp/]] | *[[mlp/|/mlp/]] | ||
*[[Cum Collector]] | *[[Cum Collector]] | ||
*[[Jarcat]] | *[[Jarcat]] | ||
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{{4chan}} | {{4chan}} | ||
{{MLP}} | {{MLP}} | ||
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{{Timeline|Article of the Now August 9 and 10, [[2023]]|[[GTFO]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Lil Tay]]}} | |||
Latest revision as of 22:21, 23 October 2023
The Pony Cum Jar Project (also known as the MLP Cum Jar) was a 4channer's little home project, which involved placing a My Little Pony figurine inside of a jar, and then filling said jar with his own jizz. According to the Danish brony behind the project, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous Cum Collector; and soon started a new cum collection of his own, but with a twist: being a filthy brony, he placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash inside the jar.
Day in; day out; he filled the jar, little by little. However, one night, he left his cum jar on top of a radiator that was interconnected to a furnace; boiling his cum with both the jar and the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even Hitler would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He then made a thread on 4chan's mlp/ board, announcing that his experiment was a failure. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure, however, did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny was finally realized.
Videos
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Gallery
The Original Pony Cum Jar Pic
Yep, that's a crucifix in a jar of Andres' piss.
Copycats
If you think the Pony Cum Jar Project was a closed incident, then you're wrong. Because bronies are a particularly fucked-up race of people, there were of course others who attempted to recreate this experiment. Some unique spin-offs were also tried with piss jars and whatnot. Sometimes, people also just put figurines of their favorite titular characters in a jar for the lulz without doing anything significant with it.
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Biden Cum Jar, the account that was uploading their progress is now BALEETED.
Fan Art
See Also
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Pony Cum Jar Project is part of a series on Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |
| Article of the Now August 9 and 10, 2023 | ||
| Preceded by GTFO |
Pony Cum Jar Project | Succeeded by Lil Tay |