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===Episode 2=== | ===Episode 2=== | ||
[[File:Irrational being original.png|200px|thumb|Irrational being original. Again.]] | [[File:Irrational being original.png|200px|thumb|Irrational being original. Again.]] | ||
Upon realize the rising popularity of the upcoming [[shit|thief]] game, Ken being a complete hack decided to | Upon realize the rising popularity of the upcoming [[shit|thief]] game, Ken being a complete hack decided to completely change the original gameplay and turned it into a generic, boring stealth shooter. The new and astonishing gameplay includes countless train wreck hours of a stealth section that requires the player to shoot everyone in the knee while being invisible. [[metal gear solid|Sounds familiar?]]. Ken Levine likes the gameplay so much that he made a 1999 edition, which no one cares about. | ||
This time you gets to play as Elizabeth. After all the shit she went through, she is suddenly powerless and becomes Atlas' bitch for the entire game. After shooting every poorly designed AI in the knee, Elizabeth | This time you gets to play as Elizabeth. After all the shit she went through, she is suddenly powerless and becomes Atlas' bitch for the entire game, but somehow the only wrench rape she gets is in the face. After shooting every poorly designed AI in the knee, Elizabeth translates a single piece of paper and ss knocked the fuck out by Atlas. [[bullshit|Turns out that piece of paper is encrypted with the activation code in order to awaken the main guy from the first game]]. This forced plot twist is only an attempt made by Ken to earn one last bit of Jew gold before he shut down his shitty company. | ||
'''AWSUME STEALTH GAMEPLAY ACTION 10/10. Thank You Ken Levin.''' | '''AWSUME STEALTH GAMEPLAY ACTION 10/10. Thank You Ken Levin.''' | ||
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[http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/bioshock-infinite/critic-reviews Idiot-retards praising the game]<br /> | [http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/bioshock-infinite/critic-reviews Idiot-retards praising the game]<br /> | ||
<center><youtube>GJ2cSKBFBDQ</youtube><br /> | <center><youtube>GJ2cSKBFBDQ</youtube><br /> | ||
'''At least | '''At least three people see BioShit as it truly is'''<br /> | ||
'''NOTE: This entire article becomes a lot better if you read it in this guy's voice.''' | '''NOTE: This entire article becomes a lot better if you read it in this guy's voice.''' | ||
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<youtube>VdNhwb7iuI4</youtube></center><br /> | <youtube>VdNhwb7iuI4</youtube></center><br /> | ||
<center><youtube>WPvUWCs0vHo</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>WPvUWCs0vHo</youtube></center> | ||
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== Galleries == | == Galleries == | ||