BioShock Infinite: Difference between revisions

Thanks to the multiverse bullshit introduced in infinite, we are now in an alternate reality where we gets to play as the 2 poorly developed character from infinte and raping the fluff to oblivion. Booker and Elizabeth went to find their lost pedobait, but leads them to the insane faggot from first game and they got electrocuted, and died (I wish). After that, they gets to fight many down syndrome version of the splicer from [[bioshock|first game]] with even less <s>vigor</s> plasmid to chose from, and for some reason they have the same names that they have in Columbia even though they're in [[Circular logic|fucking Rapture]]. In the end, Booker find out he is Cumstuck, Elizabeth had him [[Gurren Lagann|drill raped]] by a big daddy.

Upon realize the rising popularity of the upcoming [[shit|thief]] game, Ken being a complete hack decided to complete change the original gameplay and turning it into a generic, boring stealth shooter. The new and astonish gameplay included countless hours train wreck of a stealth section that requires the player to shoot everyone in the knee while being invisible. [[metal gear solid|Sounds familiar?]]. Ken Levine likes the gameplay so much that he made a 1999 edition, which no one cares about.

This time you gets to play as Elizabeth. After all the shit she went through, she is suddenly powerless and becomes Atlas' bitch for the entire game. After shooting every poorly designed AI in the knee, Elizabeth translated a single piece of paper and was knocked the fuck out by Atlas. [[bullshit|Turns out that piece of paper encrypted with the activation code in order to awake the main guy from the 1st game]]. This forced plot twist is only an attempt made by Ken to earn last bit of jew gold before he shut down his shitty company.

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