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==Background==

[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]]

Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].  

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

==Almost [[V&]]==

[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019:

* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep])

** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep])

* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag.

* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]])

* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics.

* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]].

* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket]

* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA]

* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum.

* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum.

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==Score==

[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]]

*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already.

*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's.

*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]].

*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]]

*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck.

*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no.

*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this.

*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok.

*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.

*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here.

*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al.

==External links==

* [https://files.catbox.moe/0ccho5.pdf Photo Dump] [https://anonfiles.com/JbCfR906o0/Photos_pdf Alt Link]

* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report]

* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}})

* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}})

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