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'''William Edward Atchison''' (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]].

 

Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt.

Having been born on March 18, 1996, in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]].  

On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer sometime in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer?

Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FwCxpTjJ.png&hash=5c3151c3eb13d173ab6024a397b72d79 brony/furfag] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]].

The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd-floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic.

Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends IRL, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "NIGGER" and "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian-level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly.

He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED.  That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly cuntservative [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion.  Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site.  

Meanwhile on [[Kiwi Farms]] he was also a largely unknown poster. He attempted to get in good graces with the staff, probably hoping he could get sysop on their own wiki much as he did here on ED. One of his last few posts involved thirsting after fellow failed mass shooter, [[Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath]].

[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly known as of June 2019:

* {{ytuser|barajara|<s>barajara</s>}} - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.'''

** {{Ytchannel|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}} - Alternate YouTube channel.

** {{Ytchannel|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}} - Alternative YouTube channel, #2.

** {{ytuser|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3.

** {{Ytchannel|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4.

** {{Ytchannel|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #5.

** {{Ytchannel|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6.

** {{Ytchannel|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos.

** {{Ytchannel|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}} - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]].

** {{ytuser|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland.

* {{Discord|user|W A|5977}} - Discord account.

* {{imguruser|ElDigato||favicon_useold}} - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}})

* fuckyou.11870 - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}})

* {{e621|70370|eldigato}} - [[e621]] account.

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Image:William_Atchison_-_Never_Scored.jpg|He never hi scored.

Image:William_Atchison_-_Autism.jpg

Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.jpg|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath.

Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.jpg

Image:William Atchison Mom.png

File:William Atchison Mom's Facebook.png

File:The onion - NBC retracts story of al gore's death (nov 15, 2000).png|[[Yes|Coincidence?]]

File:Algoresig1.jpg|Start of his sick nature

File:Algoresig2.jpg|The ending of his sick nature

File:William Atchison Randy Stair side by side comparison.jpg|Separated at birth?

File:William Atchison - Virgin shooting.png

File:William Atchison Ness.png|[[EarthBound|Okay]].

File:William_Atchison_20190522_123648.jpg|Not buried at the local cemetery. His family knew his grave would be a vandal magnet.

Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_05.jpg

Image:William_Atchison_-_Childhood_-_01.jpg|He was as ugly as a child as he was as an adult.

Image:William_Atchison_-_Childhood_-_02.jpg|A face not even his mother could love.

File:Atchisoncat.png|Young WA w/ cat in backpack

File:Baby William.jpg

File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around.png

File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around 2.png

File:Atchisoncowboy.jpg

File:William Playing Playing Chess.png

Image:William_Atchison rare pic.png|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]]

File:William Atchison shooting plan and suicide note.png|Document of [[fail]] detailing his original plan

Image:William_Atchison_-_Last_ED_IP_Login.jpg|Last ED IP login.

Image:William_Atchison_-_131_Hours_Of_Training_And_He_FAILED.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing.

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Image:William_Atchison_-_2_Edgy_4_Me.png|He had pervasive thoughts about killing and torture.

Image:William_Atchison_-_Anger_Management.png

Image:William_Atchison_-_Blockland_Memories.png

Image:William_Atchison_-_Going_Crazy.png

Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_More_Death_Threats.png|Making more<br>death threats.

Image:William_Atchison_-_Minecraft_Terrorist.png|He fancied himself a "terrorist" of online children's games. [[Srsly]].

Image:William_Atchison_-_Tumblrina.png

File:William_foreshadowing.jpeg|Foreshadowing

File:Screenshot 1895.1.png| This faggot was infact a [[furry]]

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Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Roblox_Community.png|The Roblox Community

Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_4_Chan.png|4 Chan

Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Drop_Dead_Cynical.png|Drop Dead Cynical

Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.jpg|Kiwi Farms

Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_LIC.jpg|EDF

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Image:When-the-school-shooting-wikipedia-page-reads-you-can-help-24616215.png|November 19th

Image:When-the-school-shooter-is-holding-you-hostage-but-youve-21238924.png|November 19th

Image:School_shooting_plan.jpg|November 29th

Image:When-you-and-ya-classmates-are-hiding-from-the-school-24519008.png|November 19th

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Image:Felt_girlfriend.png|November 29th<br>Never added to an article.

Image:Player_Attacked_Team_Mate.jpg|November 19th<br>Screenshot of [[Sebastian Bosse|Bastian Bosse's]] [[Counter-Strike|CS]] map. Never added to an article.

Image:FF8_Favorite_Game.jpg|November 19th - His own post, [[Chris-chan|he was "antisocial" because he played video games instead of interacting with other kids.]]

Image:When-the-school-shooter-finds-you-under-the-table-what-11299703.png|November 19th

Image:Blockland_Pepe.png|November 19th - He pretended to be an edgelord Nazi even in children's games.

Image:School_Shooting_Simulations.jpg|November 18th - Guess he learned the hard way that life rarely imitates art.

Image:IDF_are_Human_Rights_Abusers.png|November 18th - [[Aspie|Just one example of his countless spam/propaganda images/links.]]

Image:Mass_shooting_spam_4chan.png|November 19th - Pretty sure that last post is his.

Image:Shoot_Cho_Seung_Hui.jpg|November 19th - Lol he wished he could score as high as [[Cho]].

Image:Sexism_Chariot.jpg|November 3rd<br>Never added to an article.

Image:Civilization_Ruined_by_Female_Sexuality.png| November 7th<br>Never added to an article.

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{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|2|School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed|-1|Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|15|F-|Sofa cuck}}

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*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William, he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills.

* [https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}})