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''Note: this is an article about an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] user. For more information, please see the appropriate [[User:AlGore|user page]]. To leave this user a message, please visit their gravesite or try reaching them on a [[Ouija Board]]''<br> | |||
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{{nevar}}<br> | {{nevar}}<br> | ||
{{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}} | {{Quote|'''He's not only a cowardly loser that probably never got laid, he was evil incarnate.'''|San Juan County Sheriff Ken Christesen}} | ||
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<center> <big> '''#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown ''' </big> </center> | <center><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS"><big><big><big>'''#CouchCrew2k15 #TangoDown '''</big></big></big></span></center><br> | ||
<br> | {{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg|270px]]<br>''This loser never scored.''}} | ||
{{Ibhead|<big><big>'''William Atchison'''</big></big>}} | |||
{{ib|[[File:William atchison ('AlGore').jpg| | {{Ibrow|'''Born'''|March 18, 1996}} | ||
{{Ibhead|<big>'''William Atchison'''</big>}} | {{Ibrow|'''Died'''|December 7, 2017 (aged 21)}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality | {{Ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed | {{Ibrow|'''Occupation'''|[[ED]] sysop, basement dweller}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''| | {{Ibrow|'''[[high score|High score]]'''|Killed 2 (did worse than [[Randy Stair]])}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|FUCK NO!}} | |||
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}} | {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|FPS, Singleplayer}} | ||
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}} | {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes, [[Ragequit|self-pwnd after being thwarted by a couch]]}} | ||
{{Ibend}} | {{Ibend}} | ||
'''William Edward Atchison''' (also known by his uncreative aliases '''AlGore''', '''Vance Stone''', '''FuckYou''', '''MrApophis''', '''HeartofGold''' and '''SatanicDruggie''') was an [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] admin and pasty-faced little runt of a [[manlet]], [[edgelord]], and [[Freckle Chan]]'s suspected cousin who [[school shooting|shot up a school]] in Aztec, [[New Mexico]] on December 7, 2017. Atchison presumably aimed for the high score, but was [[Epic fail|only able to drop two noobs before becoming an hero]]. | |||
' | Bill's long, slow descent into madness began when he [[I'm 12 years old and what is this|joined Encyclopedia Dramatica at the age of 11]]. Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he decided to carry out a [[school shooting]], just like the many he had obsessively worshiped and cataloged in ED articles. His [[Unrealistic expectations|dreams]] of attaining immortality were tragically shot down by the fact that he was a useless pussy who couldn't even get past a sofa barricade held by an [[Your mom|elderly woman]], just as he had secretly feared all along. Thus, this article is entertaining in a way Bill didn't want, but definitely deserved for pulling such a failed stunt. | ||
[[File:William Atchison never scored.jpg|center|none]] | |||
Fast forward to a decade later, he was so drained of the will to live or accomplish anything that he | Let's hope that there's WiFi in [[Hell]] so William can read this. | ||
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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
[[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]] | [[File:William atchison - plan of action.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Amazingly, this photo is not from ''[[The Onion]]''.]] | ||
[[File:LangNinetailsEldigato01.png|350px|thumb|right|[https://e926.net/posts/237061#comment-883008 I want to cum inside, but the couch's in the way.]]] | |||
Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]]. | Having been born on March 18, 1996 in Aztec, [[Some argue|it is likely]] that William grew up in a trailer with a white trash background just like every other white devil in the state. In high school, he was a loner, [[Trying too hard|wearing a trenchcoat to school everyday]] just like [[Columbine|his idols]], and inevitably got picked on for wearing a trenchcoat in the hot ass desert shithole where he lived. Too dumb to graduate from high school, he ended up working at a gas station, and frittering away his meager Jewgolds on buying FPS gaymes, Doritos, and poor quality [[drugs]]. He certainly never saved up enough to lose his virginity to one of the state's many affordable, [[Cheap|fuck-for-a-buck]], Mexican or Injun [[Whores|whores]], which no doubt increased his fears that [[Fact|he was deeply homosexual]]. Or perhaps he didn't save up for a ride because he knew his [[micropenis|pindick]] wouldn't respond, exposing him to [[Shamefur Dispray|further humiliation]]. | ||
On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer? | On the other hand, or Willy's other girlfriend as it came to be, he did display some initiative by managing to scrape together enough from his pocket-money wages to buy a Glock from a licensed dealer some time in 2017 (not that it makes much of a difference seeing guns are as accessible in New Mexico as alcohol and STDs). A new 9mm Glock costs at least $400 and probably more like $550. That's half a grand that Atchison could have used to improve his life. Some [[CS III|IT studies]] to bolster his résumé? A second-hand [[Exploding Van|car,]] to widen his job prospects? A [[Crackwhore|reasonable whore]] and half-a-dozen points of [[Cocaine|chang]], with change left over for Taco Bell and a wasted weekend on the beer? | ||
Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [ | Eventually, he gave up completely on trying to have a meaningful life or find a girlfriend/hooker, and instead settled for becoming a sexless [[atheist|fedora-tipping]] [[brony]]/[[furfag]] who shitposted on [[pol|/pol/]], eventually becoming a [[useless|sysop on ED]]. | ||
==Almost [[V&]]== | ==Almost [[V&]]== | ||
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[[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]]. | [[Last Thursday|In 2016,]] the dipshit made comments to other online gamers about carrying out a school shooting and which assault rifle was best suited to the task. Because of course, telling unknown numbers of complete strangers what you are planning is the perfect way to keep it secret. Unsurprisingly, the Feebs were [[Asking for it|on his doorstep pretty much immediately]]. Also unsurprisingly, Atchison pussied out of it by telling the G-Men that [[It was a social experiment|he was just trolling]]. Since he didn't have a gun of any kind, the lawmen decided [[Correct|he was just some stupid kid]] and [[Wrong|posed no threat to anyone]]. | ||
==Ali David Sonboly== | |||
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Will wasn't a completely friendless loser, he had a [[sand nigger]] friend named Ali Sonboly; who went postal a year before he did. The two were in some edgy [[Steam]] groups together which led to [[pigs|die Polizei]] looking into their relations after Willy's failure of a mission. Ali was born April 20, 1998, a year to the day before the [[Columbine|CoLULbine]] fags went [[Quentin Tarantino|NBK]] and his hero, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday. He [[pwn]]ed some [[sixteen year old girl]]s at the local [[McDonalds|Mickie D's]] in [[Munich]], [[Germany]] before [[ragequit|logging off life forever]]. The [[retard]] considered himself [[Aryan]] despite being a dirty [[Iranian]] who would be put to work in das konzentrationslager with the [[Polacks]] and [[Jews]] quicker than you can Sieg Heil. | |||
[[File:couch cuck.png|thumb|The hero couch]] | |||
==The shooting== | ==The shooting== | ||
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg | [[Image:William_Atchison_-_Who_Would_Win.jpg|thumb|School used COUCH! It's super effective!]] | ||
{{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]] | {{quote|'''Work sucks, school sucks, life sucks. I just want out of this shit.'''|Suicide note, completely avoiding any responsibility for his own shitty situation and ripping off [[Kimveer Gill|another failure]]. Note that the dutiful prole ''literally'' planned to work until the day he died (see note above).}} | ||
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The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic. | The shooting happened on [[Pearl Harbor|the 7th of December,]] [[Nevar forget|2017.]] Atchison (known on [[Blockland]] as [[faggot|Sephiroth]]) entered Aztec High School disguised as a student and made his way to a 2nd floor bathroom where he was [[literally]] caught with his [[pedo|pants down by an actual student]], causing Atchison to panic. | ||
With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]]. | With his plan jeopardized by the child in front of him, he shot and killed the student and ran out into the hallway, desperately searching for another victim. After picking off a second stranded target he sought out a classroom to hold hostage, [[Lmao|but got cucked when he discovered a sofa was placed in his path]]. | ||
{{Quote|'''I know you’re in there.'''|Will while being cucked by a couch and shooting at a wall.}} | |||
[[Image:Finalform2.jpg.jpg|thumb|right|Reincarnated.]] | |||
[[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]]. | [[And nothing of value was lost|He rightfully killed himself in shame]] as the police surrounded him and he came to the realization that he was actually more pathetic of a manchild than [[Randy Robert Stair]]. | ||
==Loadout== | ==Loadout== | ||
[[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb | [[File:Supercouch111.jpg|thumb|400px|He never foresaw the militarization of couches. GG.]] | ||
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*761 hours experience in CS:GO. | *761 hours experience in CS:GO. | ||
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*'''Thrown''': Backpack | *'''Thrown''': Backpack | ||
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*Perfect camouflaged | *Perfect camouflaged container for hiding [[Gun|handheld rapist]]. | ||
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*'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro | *'''Perk 1''': Ghost Pro | ||
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*Invisible against Spy Planes. | *Invisible against Spy Planes and Substitute Teachers. | ||
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*'''Spell''': | *'''Spell''': [[ED|Æ]] | ||
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*Hundreds of hours editing & | *Hundreds of hours editing & reading ''[[School Shooting]]'' articles. | ||
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==Online presence== | ==Online presence== | ||
[[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|The truth is out!]] | [[File:al gore virgin admission.png|center|500px]] | ||
[[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was | [[File:William atchison - troll TOW edit.png|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia]] got it right! The truth is out!]] | ||
[[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right| | [[Image:William_Atchison_-_Making_Death_Threats.png|right|thumb|Making random death threats was Willy's way of shaking hands with people online.]] | ||
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "NIGGER" | [[File:cs_aztec.jpg|thumb|right|AlGore's POV]] | ||
Suffering from [[Ass Burgers|the tism]] and never able to make friends irl, Atchison spent <s>the majority</s> <b>ALL</b> of his time running around online constantly screeching "FUCK YOU", "NIGGER", "KILL YOURSELF" and all sorts of other tired, unimaginative nonsense. Even in more pedestrian level forums, the "shock" value of his pedantic [[alt-right]] wannabe parroting always wore thin pretty quickly. | |||
He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly cuntservative [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site. | He was not liked by anyone and his presence was only ever tolerated when he could be put to work as an online janitor, cleaning up wiki pages like ED. That was really the only useful purpose he ever served online and it was his one outlet of self-importance and he felt [[Moderator|a great deal of virtual control]] by editing wiki sites like ED and as such routinely abused his position of imagined power by uploading thousands upon thousands of unironic white supremacist propaganda and meandering hate screed against niggers, Jews, SJWs and pretty much anyone not of the overly [[Conservatism|cuntservative]] [[White Devils|cracker ass]] persuasion. Once this began to booze on out of control, several ED admins took to the forums to voice their [[hate|concerns]] with the way he was basically fucking up everything on the site. | ||
On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]]. | On Steam, Atchison would befriend [[Ali David Sonboly]] (and consequently contributed to his ED page more than anyone else) in between leaving edgy reviews on video games such as Wolfenstein and [[Hatred]], getting himself v& for [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS|cheating in online matches]]. | ||
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===Profiles=== | ===Profiles=== | ||
[[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of | [[Attention whore|William]] left a lot of evidence for people to find after he killed himself, including his numerous online profiles. The following are publicly-known as of June 2019: | ||
* {{ | * <s>{{yt|u|barajara|Vance Stone}}</s> - Main YouTube channel. '''Now terminated.''' {{archive|Ai5tP}} | ||
** {{ | ** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg|Lance Stone}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel. '''Terminated too.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVR-ZWbp8czJAYooSCKI9pg}} | ||
** {{ | ** <s>{{yt|ch|UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg|Baldo McFaggot}}</s> - Alternative YouTube channel, #2. '''Also terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVEBfk6XUwfwjKqIObMA1Zg}} | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|u|eldigato|Augustus Freeman}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #3. | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|ch|UC9apPbglWyizlMmNxaGirmg|MrApophis}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #4. {{archive|ifP7h}} | ||
** {{ | ** <s>{{yt|ch|UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ|Cho Seung Hui 4.0}}</s> - Alternate YouTube channel, #5. '''You guessed it, terminated.''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqgxI3fPtIi743NUaFDRGiQ}} | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|ch|UCf1agPrxkOMlfzLvD7frdIQ|Drake Goodwin}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #6. | ||
** {{ | ** {{yt|ch|UC3bNz1KWMpfhO22eLE3OJCA|Blockdude}} - Alternate YouTube channel, #7 with only 2 videos. | ||
** <s>{{yt|ch|UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw|Bob 2.0}}</s> - YouTube channel with his videos uploaded a day before the shooting. Named after [[Bob8466]]. '''Also terminated due to [[SJW|"hate speech"]].''' {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmVTfyjyzzI87DzIPgw4mlw}} | |||
** {{yt|u|TheOrangeBlock|TheOrangeBlock}} - Oldest YouTube channel known, created in November of 2008. Primarily focused on Blockland. | |||
** <s>{{yt|u|MrApophis|Seth the Skid}}</s> - YouTube channel from 2009, terminated around 2013 by [[butthurt]] [[bronies]]. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/user/MrApophis|20120529025033}} | |||
** {{yt|c|UCO7yisr4YeG-tr-RMFmDH8g|Tidus}} - Yet another alternate YouTube channel. {{archive|ifP7h}} | |||
** {{yt|c|UCbmPVofA1l1zvmJoKEfLEfw|Jimmy Edwards}} - A possible channel of his. It has the video of him scouting out the school. | |||
* {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep]) | * {{Steamid|1100203|<s>WA3</s>}} - Main Steam account. '''Now removed (most likely by [[Valve]]).''' (Archived: {{archive|SYmzf|1}} {{wayback|https://steamcommunity.com/id/or1g1nal1ty|title=2}}) ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198041347152 SteamRep]) | ||
** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep]) | ** {{Steamid|blades11|GNAA Initiate}} - Alternative Steam account. Profile URL uses one of [[Jeff Weise]]'s online aliases. ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561198152826105 SteamRep]) | ||
** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep]) | ** {{Steamid|v0002|<s>Ganon/Sephiroth</s>}} - Old Steam account that has Blockland name, mentions stuff that is reminiscent of back in the day. Last logged in May 2016. '''Now also removed by Valve.''' ([https://steamrep.com/profiles/76561197998718090 SteamRep]) | ||
* {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag. | * {{Xbox|El Digato}} - Xbox Live gamertag. | ||
* {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself | * {{Skype|mr.apophis}} - Skype account. (N.b., naming himself after [[Apophis|an asteroid predicted to wipe out humankind]]) | ||
* {{Discord|user| | * {{Discord|user|phenomenal_monkey_43221}} - Discord account. '''Formerly: W A#5977, [[Discord]] forcing retarded name system''' | ||
* <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics. | * <s>{{wikialink|eldigato||Eldigato Wikia}}</s> {{wayback|eldigato.wikia.com/wiki/Eldigato_Wiki|20171212215512}} - Wikia that was set up for himself. Has [[Eminem]] lyrics. | ||
* {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. | * {{blog|phantommastah}} - Blogger that was set up in 2008. Complaining about his family, has posts from [[2008]], [[2013]], and [[2014]]. | ||
** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}}) | ** [https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085 Blogger account] (Archived: {{archive|qvGYH|1}} {{wayback|https://www.blogger.com/profile/08388502032748576085|title=2}}) | ||
* | * [https://imgur.com/user/eldigato] - Imgur account, to which he only uploaded [https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o one photo]. (Archived: {{archive|ywTga|1}} {{wayback|https://imgur.com/gallery/wAuGO3o|title=2}}) | ||
* {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]]) | * {{ljuser|sturmgeist88|sturmgeist88}} - LiveJournal blog. Has 3 posts about depression (2016), and one post from 2015 with the 'insult' we all know and love. (Archived: {{archive|tN8TV|1 (robots)}} '''2: [[:File:William atchison - sturmgeist88 livejournal.png|(Complete file)]]) | ||
* {{dauser|barajara|barajara (bob)}} - His DeviantArt (Archived: {{wayback|http://barajara.deviantart.com/|title=2}}) | |||
* {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}}) | * {{kfuser|fuckyou.11870|FuckYou}} - Kiwi Farms account (Archived: {{archive|LUQo5|1}} {{wayback|https://kiwifarms.net/members/fuckyou.11870/|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}}) | * [https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870 Lolcow Wiki account] (Archived: {{archive|RbzPj|1}} {{wayback|https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/User:Fuckyou.11870|title=2}}) | ||
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** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave. | ** [https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/185809535/william-edward-atchison William Edward “Vance Stone” Atchison] - His memorial on Find A Grave. | ||
* [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account. | * [https://e621.net/user/show/70370 eldigato] - [[e621]] account. | ||
* [https://s1356.photobucket.com/user/eldigato/profile photobucket] | |||
* [https://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/billisbill/5236977/ GAIA] | |||
* <s>[https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth Self-written [[Wikia]] article]</s> - '''Deleted, took FANDOM 7 years to do that. Archive:''' {{wayback|https://rtb.fandom.com/wiki/Sephiroth|title=(Wayback Machine)}} | |||
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:Ganonseph FANDOM account] - '''Disabled by FANDOM staff at the same time the wiki linked above was baleeted.''' | |||
* [https://community.fandom.com/wiki/User:GanonSephiroth Secondary FANDOM account] - '''Same fate as above.''' | |||
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u791 ChoSeungHui] - account on Columbine-forum. | |||
* [https://columbinemassacre.forumotion.com/u2444 FIBAgent] - account on Columbine-forum. | |||
===Forum Posts=== | ===Forum Posts=== | ||
* [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}}) | * [http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town Stuck in a Rural Redneck town] - Self-explanatory post, whining about the town he lives in, himself, and his family. (Archived: {{archive|vuXuR|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thinkatheist.com/forum/topics/stuck-in-a-rural-redneck-town|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}}) | * [https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742 Entry #16] - A 2016 Newgrounds post saying his goodbyes and once again, complaining. (Archived: {{archive|q9GdH|1}} {{wayback|https://mrapophis.newgrounds.com/news/post/957742|title=2}}) | ||
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==Galleries== | ==Galleries== | ||
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Image:will an hero.jpg | |||
Image:will an hero 2.jpg|[[Ragequit|RAGE QUIT]] | |||
Image:will an hero 3.jpg | |||
Image:will an hero 4.png|[[MFW]] my shooting gets stopped by a sofa. | |||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Hero_Couch.png|Not all heroes wear capes. This one saved a teacher and her class from an autistic psychopath. | |||
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Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 1.png | |||
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 2.png | |||
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 3.png | |||
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 4.png | |||
Image:William Atchison Corpse POV 5.png | |||
Image:William Atchison - Funeral Expenses GoFundMe.png|His father tried to setup a GoFundMe page to pay for <s>funeral expenses</s> meth. | |||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_Doctor_Couch.png | |||
File:Will Atchison Victims.png | |||
File:Will A Victims.jpg|The two victims | |||
File:willwr1.jpg|Edgy shit he wrote with sharpie on himself before pwning himself | |||
File:willwr2.png | |||
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Image:William_Atchison_- | Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_01.jpg | ||
Image: | Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_02.jpg | ||
Image:William_Atchison_- | Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_03.jpg | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_04.jpg | |||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Poser_Posing_-_05.jpeg | |||
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Image:Picture of William Atchison Working At Conoco Gas Station.png | |||
Image:12 yo will.jpg | |||
Image:kidwill.jpg | |||
File:William Atchison Family Photo.png | |||
File:Willam Atchison Fucking Around.jpg | |||
File:William Playing Playing Chess.jpg | |||
File:William Atchison buying gun.jpg|Caught on CCTV buying his Glock with [[daddy]] | |||
Image:William_Atchison rare pic.jpg|Rare pic of him found on [[Tumblr]] | |||
File:William Atchison's suicide note.jpg|Chickenscratch manifesto | |||
Image:will target practice.png|Video games can't prepare you for the real thing. | |||
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{{cg|Investigation|3|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 1.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 2.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 3.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 4.png | |||
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 6.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 7.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 8.png|Step One To Being a Successful Mass Shooter: Don't choose a place that's 2 minutes away from the pigs | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 9.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 10.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 11.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 12.png | |||
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Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 14.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 15.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 16.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 17.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 18.png|Ear protection was very unnecessary here | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 19.png|[[Manlet|MANLET]] WITH RAGE | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 20.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 21.png | |||
Image:Aztec High School Shooting Aftermath 23.png | |||
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Image:William_Atchison_-_whining.png|BAAAAAAWWW | |||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Bullied.png | Image:William_Atchison_-_Bullied.png | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edge_Master_4900.png | Image:William_Atchison_-_Edge_Master_4900.png | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord.png | |||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Edgelord_2_Eletric_Boogaloo.png.png|Woah, don't cut yourself<br>on that sharp edge! | |||
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Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people. | Image:William_Atchison_-_Emo_Like_Squall.png|He self-identified with video game characters rather than real people. | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self. | Image:William_Atchison_-_Future_Self.png|He writes a message to his future (dead) self. | ||
Image:William_Atchison_- | Image:William_Atchison_-_Copepost.png | ||
Image: | Image:Williamm Atchison Discord.png | ||
Image: | Image:FuckYou edgy postings KF.png|A display of his lukewarm IQ | ||
Image: | Image:will tumblr edge.jpg | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]] | Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_01.png|[[Jeff Weise#Little_Braids_Like_Horns|A poem someone made about Jeff Weise that he stole.]] | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry. | Image:William_Atchison_-_Shit_Poetry_-_02.png|More of his shit poetry. | ||
SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist | SatanicDruggie is gay.png|Confessing about his night of degenerate passion with a gay rapist | ||
File:William_foreshadowing. | File:William_foreshadowing.png|Foreshadowing | ||
File: | File:furry will.png|This faggot was infact a [[furry]] | ||
File:brony will.png|and a [[brony]] too | |||
File:Algoresworld.jpg | |||
File:Algoresig1.jpg | |||
File:Algoresig2.jpg | |||
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{{cg|Internet reactions| | {{cg|Internet reactions|5|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
Image: | Image:KIWI FARMS IS DANGEROUS.png|[[Twitter]] | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_- | Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Columbine Forums.png|Columbine Forums | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_- | Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Discord.png|Discord | ||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms. | Image:WillAFanart1.jpeg | ||
Image:WillAFanart2.jpg | |||
File:WillAFanart3.jpg | |||
File:WillAFanart4.jpg | |||
File:WillAFanart5.jpg | |||
File:WillAFanart6.jpg | |||
File:Sofakingedgy1.jpeg | |||
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File:Lessoninliberty1.jpg | |||
File:Lessoninliberty2.jpg | |||
File:Lessoninliberty3.jpg | |||
File:Lessoninliberty4.jpg | |||
Image:William_Atchison_-_Reactions_-_Kiwi_Farms.png|Kiwi Farms | |||
File:ThrillKillWillie.jpg|[[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/2018|Encyclopedia Dramatica PotN: January 23, 2018]] | |||
File:Atchisonism.png|[https://web.archive.org/web/20220915012600/https://polcompballanarchy.miraheze.org/wiki/Atchisonism His very own ideology, Atchisonism, as a polcompball] | |||
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==We'd thought it'd never happen... he's got a fangirl== | |||
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{{ | ===Who is she? The internet detectives of Encyclopedia Dramatica are on the case!=== | ||
* {{yt|ch|UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw|leangirl96}} - Commented on the "Future of the Vance Stone Channel" video. Possible fangirl? Also, notice the AlGore profile picture. {{wayback|https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbOAUfQYGD0DVb4ym0INmJw}} | |||
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20211019023220/https://www.last.fm/user/lnchnail last.fm '''lnchnail'''] - Linked from the YT account. Look at the name on the page, "eldigato." | |||
* {{myspace| }} [https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173 '''cybermarlain'''] - The same last.fm account is linked on this page. Here she is! {{wayback|https://myspace.windows93.net/?id=85173}} | |||
* [https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain myanimelist '''cybermarlain'''] - Same username. One of her favorite characters listed is Rem, like the figurines we see in the video. {{wayback|https://myanimelist.net/profile/cybermarlain}} | |||
* [https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain myfigurecollection '''cybermarlain'''] And for the most damning of evidence, those are the exact same figurines as seen in the video. You can't hide from the stalkers at Encyclopedia Dramatica! Case closed. {{wayback|https://myfigurecollection.net/profile/cybermarlain}} | |||
== | ===Bill's opinion of such fangirls=== | ||
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|As for the Serial Killers and Mass Murderer aspect, an excellent example are the bizzare group of freaks known as "[[Columbiners]]" who worship the fags who did that attack. They're mostly mentally ill teenage girls on [[tumblr|dumblr]] so It should come as no surprise how degenerate they are. But even freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook kid]] have hundreds of fangirls.|Willy pretending like [[asking for it|he doesn't want it]] | |||
|Most these fangrils are [[tumblr|tumbler]] users, so nuff said. Theres actually dozens if not a few hundred of fangirls for even ugly ass freaks like the [[Adam Lanza|sandy hook shooter]], that faggot piece of shit who murdered 20 kids and 7 hoes (or was a [[Alex Jones|lizard reptile cia crisis actor if you're really exceptional]]). Seriously even that construct of genetic failure had (sometimes actually hot chicks) lusting after him.|Seething with jealousy | |||
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==Score== | |||
{{GradedScore|2|Did worse than [[Randy Stair]]|5|Shot at a wall for two minutes|7|Disguised himself as a student to get inside|1|School shootings are so common now that nobody noticed|0|Couldn't even make it on the [[High Score]] leaderboard|15|F-|Sofa cuck}} | |||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
[[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]] | [[File:Img 6482.jpg|thumb|520px|Confirmed: [[Satanist]] and [[Freemason]]]] | ||
*[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already. | *[[Basement dweller]] - But you guessed that already. | ||
*[[Bob8466]] - His butt buddy. | |||
*[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's. | *[[Central Michigan University Shooting]] - An attempted mass school shooting that was as lame as Al's. | ||
*[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]]. | *[[Columbine]] - In your dreams, [[Fag|Al]]. | ||
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]] | *[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticans]] | ||
*[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature. | *[[Gore]] - By name, and by nature. | ||
*[[Greenwood Park Mall shooting]] - Another blunder of a mass shooting attempt. | |||
*[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]]. | *[[High Score]] - The page that he looked at every day, and [[Nope|now has the first entry you see in all his glory]]. | ||
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero. | *[[Kiwi Farms]] - Another website where he tried to get people to notice him, failing to get it until his an hero. | ||
*[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al. | *[[Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting]] - How usurping Harris and Klebold is done, Al. | ||
*[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]] | *[[Mizhi County No. 3 Middle School Attack]] | ||
*[[Sol Pais|Pais, Sol]] - Someone with fewer kills than the couch cuck. | |||
*[[Elliot Rodger|Rodger, Elliot]] | |||
*[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no. | *[[Sandy Hook]] - Hahaha, no. | ||
*[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this. | *[[Not gay|Sex]] - What could have prevented all this. | ||
*[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok. | *[[Munich Massacre|Sonboly, Ali David]] - His friend who he used to troll with, also went amok. | ||
*[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - | *[[Randy Robert Stair|Stair, Randy Robert]] - Unlike William he managed to become famous in his death, and managed to get more kills. | ||
*[[William Unek|Unek, William]] - The superior William. | |||
*[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here. | *[[User:AlGore]] - Future criminologists, start here. | ||
*[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al. | *[[Virgin|Virgins (72)]] - Now upgraded to 73, including Al. | ||
*[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]] - What William serves as an example of. | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
[[File:AndersenWilly.jpg|right|300px|link=Sarah Andersen]] | |||
* [https://files.catbox.moe/0ccho5.pdf Photo Dump] [https://anonfiles.com/JbCfR906o0/Photos_pdf Alt Link] | |||
* [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view FBI report] | |||
* [https://archive.org/details/ZOMGMySuperCoolHousePleaseRate5Stars Vance Stone videos archive No. 1] | |||
* [https://archive.org/details/FutureOfTheVanceStoneChannel Vance Stone videos archive No. 2] | |||
* You can now play as Bill in Gmod here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3077933663] and here[https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994126467]. Have fun! | |||
* [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}}) | * [https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f GoFundMe for slain student Francisco “Paco” Fernandez] (Archived: {{archive|k34ny|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/victim-of-ahs-shootingpaco-f|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}}) | * [https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349 YouCaring fundraiser for slain student Casey Jordan-Marquez] (Archived: {{archive|AkVMx|1}} {{wayback|https://www.youcaring.com/jamielattin-1037349|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}}) | * [https://www.gofundme.com/f/final-expenses-and-qther-costs GoFundMe started by Atchison's drunk and semi-literate father for "final (i.e., "funeral") expenses and qther (i.e., "other") costs."] (Archived: {{archive|bOA4W|1}} {{wayback|https://www.gofundme.com/final-expenses-and-qther-costs|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}}) | * [https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html Atchison's nemesis: a 73-year-old woman armed with a comfy sofa] (Archived: {{archive|rtchd|1}} {{wayback|https://www.abqjournal.com/1103944/family-town-mourn-victims-lost-in-aztec-high-school-shooting.html|title=2}}) | ||
* [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}}) | * [http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/ Turns out the fail edgelord named himself after the second stage of decomposition] (Archived: {{archive|fdwEr|1}} {{wayback|http://www.thepostmortempost.com/2015/10/01/stage-2-algor-mortis/|title=2}}) | ||
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* [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}}) | * [https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525 Family reaction to the shooting] (Archived: {{archive|GZdMq|1}} {{wayback|https://www.koat.com/article/relatives-of-shooter-react-to-aztec-school-shooting/22703525|title=2}}) | ||
* {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}}) | * {{wikilink|Aztec_High_School_shooting|Even ToW has covered his failure}} (Archived: {{archive|ZzCxS|1}} {{wayback|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_High_School_shooting|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/satanicdruggie-algore-shoots-up-their-school.29904/ EDF's Reaction Thread] - No one was particulary surprised (Archived: {{archive|bcjPo|1}} | |||
* [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}}) | * [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say '''CONSPIRACY ALERT!'''] - in Amalia NM, just three hours from Al's hometown, a terrorist cell that was training school shooters has been busted (Archived: {{archive|0vvsh|1}} {{wayback|https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/aug/08/new-mexico-compound-taught-children-to-commit-school-shootings-lawyers-say|title=2}}) | ||
<br><br> | * [https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view Atchison's FBI file] - showing that he was already known to them for some (redacted) reason (Archived: {{webcite|78uRGTzQR|1}} {{wayback|https://vault.fbi.gov/william-atchison/william-atchison-part-01-of-01/view|title=2}}) | ||
* [https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf His autopsy report] [[:File:William atchison autopsy report (2017).pdf|{{colortext|GREEN|(Fukken saved)}}]] - the key finding is pictured below: | |||
[[File:William atchison autopsy - testicles "unremarkable".png|center]] | |||
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