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[[image:sillyturks.jpg|thumb|right|Armenians in their natural habitat.]] | [[image:sillyturks.jpg|thumb|right|Armenians in their natural habitat.]] | ||
[[File:Serzh Sargsyan.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Serzh Sargsyan]]: Karabakhian man is president of Armenia.]] | [[File:Serzh Sargsyan.jpg|thumb|200px|<s>[[Serzh Sargsyan]]: Karabakhian man is president of Armenia</s> Some [[Osama bin Laden]] lookalike is their leader now, after a [[revolution]] in 2018.]] | ||
[[File:Armo_pride_flag.jpg|thumb|200px|Armo [[Gay|pride]] flag. Hmmm. Suspicious]] | [[File:Armo_pride_flag.jpg|thumb|200px|Armo [[Gay|pride]] flag. Hmmm. Suspicious]] | ||
Although '''[[Armenia]]ns''' (from the Greek ''armenios'', meaning "hairy and yak like") are technically [[Asian]], you'd have better luck finding a [[nigger]] at a [[KKK|Klan]] [[:File:Lynching.jpg|rally]] than an Armo in [[Armenia]] after [[at least 100]] years of [[pwn]]age by their [[turkey|Turkish]] [[Nazis|neighbors]]. Armenians are mixture of Middle Eastern DNA and [[over 9,000]] years of incest. In Armenia not only can you marry your first cousin, you can marry your half-sister. They are easily mistaken for Mexicans with huge noses and usually dress like blind transvestite hookers (women) or decked out in G-Unit sweaters and gold chains | Although '''[[Armenia]]ns''' (from the Greek ''armenios'', meaning "hairy and yak like") are technically [[Asian]], you'd have better luck finding a [[nigger]] at a [[KKK|Klan]] [[:File:Lynching.jpg|rally]] than an Armo in [[Armenia]] after [[at least 100]] years of [[pwn]]age by their [[turkey|Turkish]] [[Nazis|neighbors]]. Armenians are mixture of Middle Eastern DNA and [[over 9,000]] years of incest. In Armenia not only can you marry your first cousin, you can marry your half-sister. They are easily mistaken for Mexicans with huge noses and usually dress like blind transvestite hookers (women) or decked out in G-Unit sweaters and gold chains (men). | ||
[[christian|Smarter]] than your average Jew, the Armenians knew a [[genocide|lose/lose situation]] when they saw it, so they moved in with their auntie and uncle in [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]]. Because they couldn't find a way to [[steal|lease]] their four BMWs as well as an apartment in Bel-Air they all immediately moved to Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day. | [[christian|Smarter]] than your average Jew, the Armenians knew a [[genocide|lose/lose situation]] when they saw it, so they moved in with their auntie and uncle in [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|Bel-Air]]. Because they couldn't find a way to [[steal|lease]] their four BMWs as well as an apartment in Bel-Air they all immediately moved to Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day. | ||
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Before long, Glendale was overrun with [[gun]] totin', G-Unit wearin', bling-bling sportin' Armo-[[Wiggers]] driving Cadillac Escalades bumpin' shitty [[raver|disco]] music with no bass through massive speakers around the sleepy hollow. The village elders acted swiftly and [[do not want|banished]] the nascent Armo [[gangsta]] menace to East Hollywood (aka the United Subculture Internment Camp), a place where black person of every race, creed and color go to [[fail|chase]] the [[crap|American Dream]] and every nationality gets it's own four blocks to call its own. Unfortunately, the only thing Armenian women are good for (''besides standing in front of you in the grocery line talking loudly on her cellphone'') is pumping out half-retarded wannabe gangster children and Glendale was soon overcome by the menace once again. | Before long, Glendale was overrun with [[gun]] totin', G-Unit wearin', bling-bling sportin' Armo-[[Wiggers]] driving Cadillac Escalades bumpin' shitty [[raver|disco]] music with no bass through massive speakers around the sleepy hollow. The village elders acted swiftly and [[do not want|banished]] the nascent Armo [[gangsta]] menace to East Hollywood (aka the United Subculture Internment Camp), a place where black person of every race, creed and color go to [[fail|chase]] the [[crap|American Dream]] and every nationality gets it's own four blocks to call its own. Unfortunately, the only thing Armenian women are good for (''besides standing in front of you in the grocery line talking loudly on her cellphone'') is pumping out half-retarded wannabe gangster children and Glendale was soon overcome by the menace once again. | ||
According to certain [[nobody|experts]], Armenians are, in fact, worse than Jews. This is because Jews actually do things. They control the world's gold supply and economy, keep niggers in nigger [[Africa]] with their sponsoring of African diamond wars, and have finally stopped bitching so much about the [[Holocaust]] (not that it happened). Armenians have never contributed a fucking thing to the world they | According to certain [[nobody|experts]], Armenians are, in fact, worse than Jews. This is because Jews actually do things. They control the world's gold supply and economy, keep niggers in nigger [[Africa]] with their sponsoring of African diamond wars, and have finally stopped bitching so much about the [[Holocaust]] (not that it happened). Armenians have never contributed a fucking thing to the world as all they do is bitch about a fake genocide. Oh, and Jews have the decency to bathe once a month. | ||
==Armenian Genocide Day== | ==Armenian Genocide Day== | ||
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I have met many of them and have yet to say there is at least one of them with some kind of integrity. What a shame!! (Rachel Maddow) | I have met many of them and have yet to say there is at least one of them with some kind of integrity. What a shame!! (Rachel Maddow) | ||
Unibrow? Armenian. Waste a bullet. (Abraham Lincoln advice to Turkey) | Unibrow? Armenian. Waste a bullet. (Abraham Lincoln advice to Turkey) | ||
==Trolling the Armenians== | |||
*Remind them that the [[Turkey|Turks]] will eventually take over. | |||
*Confuse them with Gypsies. | |||
*Ask one that "If you're so rich in culture, why did Armenia lose their old traditions about 500 years ago to the Turks?" | |||
*Ask them to join Islam. | |||
*Say anything good about Azerbaijan, anything at all. | |||
*Post a picture of armenian genocide with the caption "pwnd". | |||
*Tell them Karabakh never belonged to them, it was always part of Azerbaijan. | |||
* Tell them all their men have [[trap|Pinocchio noses]]. | |||
* Tell them "Russia won't even give a fuck about a third-world shithole." | |||
*Tell them Armenians are shitskins. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Kurd]]s | *[[Kurd]]s | ||
*[[Jews]] | *[[Jews]] | ||
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*[[Genocide]] | *[[Genocide]] | ||
*[[Victim|Victim Complex]] | *[[Victim|Victim Complex]] | ||
*[[Anita Sarkeesian]] - She's using the fact that she's Armenian to further give legitimacy to her feminist bullshit. | |||
*[[The_Young_Turks#Ana_Kasparian|Ana Kasparian]] | |||
*[[Special:Contributions/George_rahib|A typical butthurt Armo editor on ED]] | *[[Special:Contributions/George_rahib|A typical butthurt Armo editor on ED]] | ||
*[[Special:Contributions/Doastheydont|And another one]] | *[[Special:Contributions/Doastheydont|And another one]] | ||
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{{truth}} | {{truth}} | ||