Armenians
Although Armenians (from the Greek armenios, meaning "hairy and yak like") are technically Azn, you'd have better luck finding a nigger at a Klan rally than an Armo in Armenians after at least 100 years of pwnage by their Turkish neighbors. Armenians are mixture of Middle Eastern DNA and over 9,000 years of incest. In Armenia not only can you marry your first cousin, you can marry your half-sister. They are easily mistaken for Mexicans with huge noses and usually dress like blind transvestite hookers (women) or decked out in G-Unit sweaters and gold chains (men).
Smarter than your average Jew, the Armenians knew a lose/lose situation when they saw it, so they moved in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Because they couldn't find a way to lease their four BMWs as well as an apartment in Bel-Air they all immediately moved to Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day.
Life was good for the Armenians in the Dale of Glen and so they stayed, buying up everything in sight and generally stinking up the joint. It is not humanly possible for anyone who is not Armenian to get a decent paying job in Glendale, CA as most Armenians will hire within their own race. The best thing you could do if you find yourself in this situation is to buy every gold chain and Sean John shirt in sight, chain smoke and make out with members of the same sex in hopes that you might be confused with an Armenian and get hired.
Before long, Glendale was overrun with gun totin', G-Unit wearin', bling-bling sportin' Armo-Wigger driving Cadillac Escalades bumpin' shitty disco music with no bass through massive speakers around the sleepy hollow. The village elders acted swiftly and banished the nascent Armo gangsta menace to East Hollywood (aka the United Subculture Internment Camp), a place where black person of every race, creed and color go to chase the American Dream and every nationality gets it's own four blocks to call its own. Unfortunately, the only thing Armenian women are good for (besides standing in front of you in the grocery line talking loudly on her cellphone) is pumping out half-retarded wannabe gangster children and Glendale was soon overcome by the menace once again.
According to certain experts, Armenians are, in fact, worse than Jews. This is because Jews actually do things. They control the world's gold supply and economy, keep niggers in nigger Africa with their sponsoring of African diamond wars, and have finally stopped bitching so much about the Holocaust (not that it happened). Armenians have never contributed a fucking thing to the world as all they do is bitch about a fake genocide. Oh, and Jews have the decency to bathe once a month.
Armenian Genocide Day
On April 25th 24th every year, American Armenians celebrate commemorate the genocide of their alleged race by the Turks at least 100 years ago during World War One. This is celebrated commemorated by donning tinfoil hats, flying the Armenian flag from their leased luxury sedans whilst regaling everyone within earshot to the Armenian national anthem played by an orchestra of carhorns being jammed for exactly 50 minutes. However, the Armenian Genocide is -in fact- a myth. Since nobody from the Ottoman Empire is still around to grill by the United Nations Genocide Commission to determine if killing a couple of hundred Armenians constitutes a lollercaust it obviously never happened. The Turkfags actually kill'd 1,500,000 Armenians during the genocide for the lulz.
Every year since they all escaped their fatherland the Armenian diaspora of America have unsuccessfully lobbied for successive US presidents to recognise the Armo pwnage as an official genocide rather than a massive Turkish gun cleaning accident and condemn Turkey. However, since Turkey is an important America's bitch in the W, successive US presidents have told Armos to eat a dick and called the alleged genocide everything from "sad" to a "tragedy".
The most recent Armo lollercaust denier in the White House is President Black Hitler, who promised on the campaign trail to the presidency to officially recognise the Armenian Genocide and sign some kind of Bawwwww bill into law attesting to this 'atrocity' as being something real. However, upon taking office he told Armos YHBT and to disregard that cos he sucks a lot of Turkish cock.
Self-Loathing
Ironically, the only thing Armenians have contributed to American culture as they flooded west after the collapse of their shithole country when the Soviet Union went belly-up is their love of Armenian genocide (and domestic violence). There's nothing Armenians and Armenian gangs such as Armenian Power (or AP) like better that killing each other. You'll be hard-pressed to find any cases of Armo-on-white, black or Latino violence in the news since they're too busy wiping each other out. To whit, Armenians can be seen as the self-cleaning ovens of ethnic cleansing.
Cautionary Reminders
Important things to know about Armenians
- Armenians are dumber than a monkey with an iPhone, and slightly smarter than Paris Hilton
- Armenians are the caricatures of Turks.
- The international car plate identification code of Armenia is ARM, which means poor in German.
- Armenians will suck cock for food.
- Armenian pride is more ridiculous than gay pride.
- Armenian genocide is an imperialist lie.
- Armenians are being traumatized by their parents.
- If you question their genocide story, you are the most evil person on earth.
- Armenians are actually shape-shifting reptiles from another dimension.
- Armenians hair is actually a form of narrow reptile scale.
- Armenians like guns. A lot.
- Armenians enjoy spending all their paychecks for rims that go on their 2000 dollar honda civic.
- Armenians hate you.
- Armenians refer to themselves as Greek.
- Armenians have no soul.
- Armenians have a complex system of underground tunnels that they use to ambush food.
- Armenians are eco friendly. Shower once a year with their half sisters.
- Armenians are almost as dangerous as Koreans, though Koreans lack a self-preservation instinct.
- Armenians still don't like you.
- Armenians are more dangerous Jews, though they lack great numbers.
- Armenian women look like Your Mom
- Armenians who live in America (Glendale) can be deported back to Turkey. Call 1-800-genocide.
As of writing, the concerned crackers of East Hollywood, are lobbying hard for a Little Turkey to be added to the neighborhood since the denizens of Thailandtown, Little Odessa, K-Town etc. have yet to quieten the Armo threat within.
Armenians think it is unhealthy to bathe more than once a month, so they use tons of Axe Deodorant Spray or other cheap scents to try to cover up they stank. What you wind up with is a putrid blend of aromas called the "Armenian Shower".
Woody Allen once said "He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian." Then he went and married his daughter.
Armenians are full of self hate and often lie to people and say they are Greek. Also, if you ask any Armenian male, he will tell you he is 100% straight...he will then proceed to touch and stand too close to every Armenian male within a 50-mile radius.
Greeks often say that they like Armenians, but only because they don't want to wind up in a Glendale Pickle Factory. [1]
Armenians send lots of money to their country to help it kill serve the subhuman Turks master Turks. Armenians never seem to get Troll's Remorse and thus self-hating Armenians are almost unheard of.
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Armenian Courtship and Mating - A Hairy Hoing Experience
As Told By Abram Magomedov
To the modern world today, Armenians are what Jews used to be for medieval Europe. Everyone's heard about them, but no one's actually seen them. Their hooked eagle noses, their gut wrenching BO, and their hairy women are the stuff of legend.
As if hairy arms, thick black mustaches, shapeless asses and inner-tube tummies weren't torture enough, Armenian girls won't screw you unless you put a ring on their finger. That's because if an Armenian chick isn't pure, she'll never get married and will never become the Middle Eastern breeder she's aspired for so long to become.
Anyway, after more than an hour cruising Yerevan's tochkas, we finally found a banya stocked with two of its own in-house whores. After seeing the first whore - her face was pretty, but her body consisted of hairy arms, rolls of stomach fat, two stumpy legs and a big, shapeless ass - I told my friend that she was all his and I'd go with the next one.
That was a bad gamble.
The second whore - the whore I was now stuck with - could've easily passed for an overfed crack ho. Her matted, oily peroxided hair, pockmarked face masked by flaking white face powder, lard body and matching pink mini skirt outfit made her looked like a cross between the Bride of Frankenstein and Miss Piggy.
There was no chance of leaving for the next two hours - Armen was my ride. For a long while, I just sat in silence, watching Armenian TV and downing shots of vodka, before deciding that I just had to get it over with. I didn't want to, but I didn't really have a choice.
She took a shower, immediately put her pink bra back on and promptly lay down on the bed with her legs wide spread, exposing a dark hairy patch of hair that stretched from her lower stomach all the way into her ass. I took a shower too and she motioned for me join her. As I moved closer, the patches of curly black hair on her big toes hinted at why she put her bra back on.
Even though I realized what lay beneath, I appreciated that gesture. Staring at a pair of hairy nipples would have been far nastier than simply knowing that they were there. It would have made the whole thing impossible to complete.
I got on the bed and positioned myself on my knees between her legs but I couldn't bring myself to lie on top of her. Her skin was a patchwork of red splotches and zits, a few of which on her shoulder had been scratched off and glistened with fresh blood and pus. Every inch of her body screamed biohazard. I was paralyzed with revulsion. Sensing that I needed help, she pushed me down on the bed, got between my legs and started to jerk me off. I thought it would be hopeless. No way was my dick volunteering for such horror. But no, a few unloving tugs and my dick starting coming to life. That was puzzling.
She got it into a semi-soft nub, slipped on a jimmy, rolled over onto her back and spread her legs again.
Resting on my knees and supporting myself with my hands so that I wouldn't press against her body, I managed to get on top of her and position my dick as close as a I could to her snatch. She grabbed my dick and slipped it in. I couldn't feel a thing. She attempted to pull me down towards her, but I resisted.
I closed my eyes, found a rim of her snatch that I could rub against and concentrated on fucking it. But I had no room and with every thrust I could feel her day-old leg stubble chafing my skin like sandpaper. There was no way I could maintain the little cock pressure that I had. I had to abort mission.
As I got up, to my horror, she actually enjoyed it. A lot. She smiled - and in her half-guttural Russian - promised me a freebie on my birthday. I drank vodka continuously in an effort to black myself out. It was a good thing Armen was driving. I wasn't sure how he managed to drag me back into the car.
From that day on, the very mention of Armenians would numb me like a vodka hangover.
Fun Facts about Armenians
- Armenians are probably the most disgusting (alleged) race on the planet. They are fat, smelly, loud and untrustworthy. And that's the good news.
- The Turks thought that Armenians were more worthless than the Jews; the ones they didn't genocide were exiled to the apartment next-door to me in Los Angeles.
- When Armenians move to America, they insist on forming their own city/state by moving into the same apartment complex; all 1,000,000 of them.
- Armos make Jews look like Whitey.
- Armos also make Jews look like Bill Gates when it comes to their legendary cheapness. Armenians will haggle any price and are responsible for At least 100 cases of fireplace ashes swapped out for cremains, stuffing mattresses with used clothes, you know, that sort of third-world "I gotcha!" frugality dupe.
- No two Armenian men can be near each other for longer than ten minutes without doing something relatively homosexual.
- the Nu-Metal Band System of a Down is of Armenian decent.
- There are some in the uk, sadly this user fell in love with one, i no longer have a heart or a right arm...the fat bitch ate it.
- Armenian youth make wiggers look like NORPs.
- The "Armenian Genocide" is in fact true. Even though 2 million Armenians didn't live in those times, the fact is that 2 million Armenians died as a result.
- Armenians have never killed anyone. Ever.
- In Armenian culture it is generally acceptable for a 40 year old man to be dating a 16-year old girl. That means that pretty much every Armenian man who doesn't love the cock is a pedo.
- Most Armenians do not move out of their parents house until they are 73. Then they move next door.
- Armenians
drivecrash BMWs and buy all their groceries with food stamps. - The ultimate goal for Armenians in life is to one day win the Eurovision song contest. This is to be done by diaspora voting.
- Armenian names are typically impossible to pronounce, and sound more like guttural throat-clearing methods than actual names.
- It is a known fact that for every year of an Armenian person's life their nose will grow an inch, and when they reach a certain age, it devours them completely.
- Armenians born and raised in America still manage to have thick accents are are completely unintelligible.
- Armenians only use iPhones so they can drop them and buy another.
- Armenian males only know three words: Dude, Bro, and BMW.
- It is impossible to find an Armenian woman who hasn't dyed her hair ridiculous color.
- Armenians are very aggressive and will attack anyone with absolutely no provocation at all.
- Glendale is the worst smelling city in the country.
- Pretending to be an Armenian is the best way to troll Turkey on the internets.
- Armenians have not been informed about the invention known as the trash can, so they use plastic bags.
- The first freak show bearded lady was Armenian.
- Armenian children start growing chest hair at age 9.
- Given their inherent hairiness, some say that Armenians are really just furries.
- You ever see that movie Sacha Baron Cohen? Now you know everything there is to know about Armenians and Armenians.
True Story
In 1987, the city of Glendale had a problem with too many pigeons downtown. The mayor offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who could remove the pigeons. A man came to town and told the mayor he could solve the problem. He then took out of his pocket a little wind-up pigeon and let him walk down Brand Blvd. in the heart of downtown Glendale. Before long, all the pigeons in town followed the wind-up pigeon into oncoming traffic. Splat, splat, splat, no more pigeons. The mayor said, "This is AMAZING! I'll triple your reward if you have a little wind-up Armenian!"
Quotes:
Very creepy race. (USA Today)
Why do we put up with these assholes? (MSNBC)
I have yet to meet a SINGLE "good" armenian (Kokor, Glendale)
Armenians are a race of gypsys, racists and confused monkeys, they are the biggest joke of the 20th century. (Fox News)
I hope Armenia will be invaded by Turkey soon (Elton John)
I never knew such a useless and hated race existed. (Joard, Ireland)
please take a shower (anonymous)
Scum of the Earth.... (University of Abnormal Studies)
i dont like them one bit! (Jack Nicholson)
They are the most despicable things I have ever met or seen. (Ghandi)
I have met many of them and have yet to say there is at least one of them with some kind of integrity. What a shame!! (Rachel Maddow)
Unibrow? Armenian. Waste a bullet. (Abraham Lincoln advice to Turkey)
Trolling the Armenians
- Remind them that the Turks will eventually take over.
- Confuse them with Gypsies.
- Ask one that "If you're so rich in culture, why did Armenia lose their old traditions about 500 years ago to the Turks?"
- Ask them to join Islam.
- Say anything good about Azerbaijan, anything at all.
- Post a picture of armenian genocide with the caption "pwnd".
- Tell them Karabakh never belonged to them, it was always part of Azerbaijan.
- Tell them all their men have Pinocchio noses.
- Tell them "Russia won't even give a fuck about a third-world shithole."
- Tell them Armenians are shitskins.
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Typical american-armenian celebrity
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Armenian dancing.
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The two prettiest women in all of Armenia on vacation.
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Even zeldafags have Armenians.
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This is how armenian furries mate.
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Your average Armenian woman nowadays.
See Also
- Kurds
- Jews
- Turkey
- Gypsies
- Fat Larry's Band
- Sadcucks
- Genocide
- Victim Complex
- Feminist Frequency - She's using the fact that she's Armenian to further give legitimacy to her feminist bullshit.
- Ana Kasparian
- A typical butthurt Armo editor on ED
- And another one
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