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[[File:GeragosH8r.png|thumb|The man who tried to blackmail a woman into lying about her rape asks why people hate him.]] | [[File:GeragosH8r.png|thumb|The man who tried to blackmail a woman into lying about her rape asks why people hate him.]] | ||
At some point during this long and twisted saga, Ke$ha hired famed [[Lawyer|criminal defense attorney]] and [[Armenian]] cunt '''Mark Geragos'''. Geragos is known for being almost as [[Sociopath|morally-devoid]] as [[Feminazi|Gloria Allred]] and for taking on the clients who will [[Jewgold|give him the most money]] – Regardless of whether they're actually innocent or not. Geragos' clientele has included [[Transnigger|trans-racial]] paedophile [[Michael Jackson]], domestic abuser and nigger [[Chris Brown]], admitted priest-beater [[Lynch|Will Lynch]], unfunny faggot [[Andy Dick]], Chinaman [[Dongs|Hung Bao Zhong]] and rapist paedophile [[Wimminz|Michelle Holden]]. | At some point during this long and twisted saga, Ke$ha hired famed [[Lawyer|criminal defense attorney]] and [[Armenian]] cunt '''Mark Geragos'''. Geragos is known for being almost as [[Sociopath|morally-devoid]] as [[Feminazi|Gloria Allred]] and for taking on the clients who will [[Jewgold|give him the most money]] – Regardless of whether they're actually innocent or not-in other words, being a fucking lawyer. Geragos' clientele has included [[Transnigger|trans-racial]] paedophile [[Michael Jackson]], domestic abuser and nigger [[Chris Brown]], admitted priest-beater [[Lynch|Will Lynch]], unfunny, ugly faggot [[Andy Dick]], Chinaman [[Dongs|Hung Bao Zhong]] and rapist paedophile [[Wimminz|Michelle Holden]]. | ||
Geragos' most infamous client, however, was arguably Scott Peterson – A California man whose pregnant wife, Laci, was abducted and murdered by [[Satanists]] on [[Satan Claus|Christmas Eve]] in 2002. The [[Joke|botched police investigation]] quickly centered on Scott because he was [[Ashley Madison|cheating]] and because he was a [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck|fucking white male]]. Before being hired by Scott, Geragos was appearing on ''[[Larry King|Larry King Live]]'' and telling the world that all the evidence was stacked against him – But Geragos still had [[Jewgold|a million reasons]] to take the case when Scott decided to contact him. | Geragos' most infamous client, however, was arguably Scott Peterson – A California man whose pregnant wife, Laci, was abducted and murdered by [[W|Satanists]] on [[Satan Claus|Christmas Eve]] in 2002. The [[Joke|botched police investigation]] quickly centered on Scott because he was [[Ashley Madison|cheating]] and because he was a [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck|fucking white male]]. Before being hired by Scott, Geragos was appearing on ''[[Larry King|Larry King Live]]'' and telling the world that all the evidence was stacked against him – But Geragos still had [[Jewgold|a million reasons]] to take the case when Scott decided to contact him. | ||
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In the end, Geragos completely screwed Scott Peterson out of all of his money, but Scott won't be needing it now that he's '''''awaiting execution on California's death row''''' – And to top it all off, Geragos didn't even show up in court as the verdict was announced. Ke$ha had truly chosen the perfect | In the end, Geragos completely screwed Scott Peterson out of all of his money, but Scott won't be needing it now that he's '''''awaiting execution on California's death row''''' – And to top it all off, Geragos didn't even show up in court as the verdict was announced. Ke$ha had truly chosen the perfect counsel to represent her in her frivolous lawsuit against Dr. Luke! | ||
Despite being a lawyer, Mark Geragos is notorious for his unethical behaviour and constant showboating. He's also an unoriginal | Despite being a lawyer, Mark Geragos is notorious for his unethical behaviour and constant [[Attention whore|showboating]]. He's also an unoriginal and trademark infringing cunt who stole the logo designs from [[Law & Order]] and [[Google]]. | ||
On December 2, 2014, singer and human incarnation of a Tim Burton | On December 2, 2014, singer and human incarnation of a Tim Burton villain [[Lady Gaga]] revealed on ''[[Howard Stern|The Howard Stern Show]]'' that she had been raped by a record producer early in her career when she was 19. Mark Geragos then did what any [[Chris-Chan|self-respecting]], [[Zoe Quinn|ethics-abiding]] lawyer would do – He went on [[Twitter]] and '''''used another woman's rape as a tool to score some cheap points for his client'''''. | ||
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Not only was it in [[Sociopath|extremely poor taste]] for a supposedly respectable [[ | Not only was it in [[Sociopath|extremely poor taste]] for a supposedly respectable [[Jew|lawyer]] to be playing a game of ''Guess the Rapist'' on Twitter, it was also a blatant lie – [[Fact|Dr. Luke never worked with Lady Gaga and never raped her]], a fact that Lady Gaga's own lawyers quickly pointed out as they called bullshit on Geragos' pathetic attempt to stir-up more outrage towards Dr. Luke. It also led to Dr. Luke filing a lawsuit against Mark Geragos for slander. | ||
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In an even more pathetic attempt to save face after this incident, Geragos again implied that Dr. Luke raped Lady Gaga and then threatened to depose Lady Gaga and force her to testify against Luke – That's right. This | In an even more pathetic attempt to save face after this incident, Geragos again implied that Dr. Luke raped Lady Gaga and then threatened to depose Lady Gaga and force her to testify against Luke – That's right. This parasitic, Armenian piece of shit actually '''''tried to get a rape survivor to lie about who raped her and then threatened to drag her to court when she wouldn't lie for him'''''. | ||
Are you still not convinced that you should hire Mark J. Geragos as your attorney? Well you're in luck, because here are some glowing reviews from satisfied clients that are sure to change your mind! | Are you still not convinced that you should hire Mark J. Geragos as your attorney? Well you're in luck, because here are some glowing reviews from satisfied clients that are sure to change your mind! | ||
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|I have gone through many lawyers for my case because of Geragos. I have never seen such a human being. He MAY only help you if you are famous, and like many of us who are "ordinary" people the most he will do is tell you that he is done with your case. It has been over 7 years and what he did to me will never get repaid. I don't understand how any human being can hold your hand for a second. I thought that lawyers were supposed to defend you and be on your side, but I guess that I was wrong. My case still isn't resolved, because I don't have anymore money for another lawyer. If I could turn back time, the one thing I would do is not trust this man. I thought he was my friend, and because of him I have trouble trusting anyone nowadays.|A satisfied client | |I have gone through many lawyers for my case because of Geragos. I have never seen such a human being. He MAY only help you if you are famous, and like many of us who are "ordinary" people the most he will do is tell you that he is done with your case. It has been over 7 years and what he did to me will never get repaid. I don't understand how any human being can hold your hand for a second. I thought that lawyers were supposed to defend you and be on your side, but I guess that I was wrong. My case still isn't resolved, because I don't have anymore money for another lawyer. If I could turn back time, the one thing I would do is not trust this man. [[lol wut|I thought he was my friend]], and because of him I have trouble trusting anyone nowadays.|A satisfied client who apparently pays for friends. | ||
|I was 15 when my family hired Geragos. but what he did is taking the money from my ,mother and siblings and he threw my dad in prison. I am 18 now and my dad still in prison. although he promised to get out in a few months when we first hired him , but now he is saying let him finish his time. He did nothing in my dad's case and he took 50000 from us and he knows our situation|Chris S., a super satisfied client! | |I was 15 when my family hired Geragos. but what he did is taking the money from my ,mother and siblings and he threw my dad in prison. I am 18 now and my dad still in prison. although he promised to get out in a few months when we first hired him , but now he is saying let him finish his time. He did nothing in my dad's case and he took 50000 from us and he knows our situation|Chris S., a super satisfied client! | ||
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|Don't hire Mark Geragos. I paid him $25,000 in cash and he never showed up to court, he sent his partner Pat Harris. I paid YOU to be my lawyer. I will be filing a state bar complaint and advise others to so so as well. Highly unethical lawyer.|A satisfied client | |Don't hire Mark Geragos. I paid him $25,000 in cash and he never showed up to court, he sent his partner Pat Harris. I paid YOU to be my lawyer. I will be filing a state bar complaint and advise others to so so as well. Highly unethical lawyer.|A satisfied client | ||
|I would leave a one star, but an employee named Frida was the only bit of professionalism I experienced after contacting this office | |I would leave a one star, but an employee named Frida was the only [[Handjob|bit of professionalism]] I experienced after contacting this office so that deserves some credit. | ||
After being blown off by the attorney who deals with the type of case I had, I had to make multiple calls to finally get an answer. | After being blown off by the attorney who deals with the type of case I had, I had to make multiple calls to finally get an answer. | ||
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|Don't take him u will regret it he on take cases for famous people he won't take ur case seriously he will send someone to take his place. He won't show up or take ur calls and call u back. His selfish greedy selfish person.|Suzi S. | |Don't take him u will regret it he on take cases for famous people he won't take ur case seriously he will send someone to take his place. He won't show up or take ur calls and call u back. His selfish greedy selfish person.|Suzi S. | ||
|I served Garagos at a restaurant in Woodside, Ca during the Scott Peterson Trial. Guy is a top level douche. He wanted the whole patio cleared out so he and his team could eat and drink in peace. Stayed an hour past closing and tipped 10%. The way he would drink his scotch made you want to punch him. Idk who Marty Singer is but there is a good chance Garagos is below him.|CaptainButters, on serving Mark Geragos | |I served Garagos at a restaurant in Woodside, Ca during the Scott Peterson Trial. Guy is a top level [[douche]]. He wanted the whole patio cleared out so he and his team could eat and drink in peace. Stayed an hour past closing and tipped 10%. The way he would drink his scotch made you want to punch him. Idk who Marty Singer is but there is a good chance Garagos is below him.|CaptainButters, on serving Mark Geragos | ||
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[[File:PebeCrysEveryTiem.jpg|thumb|Pebe cries every tiem.]] | [[File:PebeCrysEveryTiem.jpg|thumb|Pebe cries every tiem.]] | ||
[[File:JudgeShirley.jpg|thumb|Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich]] | [[File:JudgeShirley.jpg|thumb|Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich{{jew}}]] | ||
[[File:PitbullAndKesha.jpg|thumb|Shit's going down, I'm yelling timber!]] | [[File:PitbullAndKesha.jpg|thumb|Shit's going down, I'm yelling timber!]] | ||
[[File:LukeAndKeshaRapeMaxMartin.jpg|thumb|Max Martin was actually a [[victim]] of Luke and Ke$ha's abuse.]] | [[File:LukeAndKeshaRapeMaxMartin.jpg|thumb|Max Martin was actually a [[victim]] of Luke and Ke$ha's abuse.]] | ||
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[[File:TraitsOfPsychopaths.jpg|thumb|Pebe tweets images like this so you know about her psychopathy.]] | [[File:TraitsOfPsychopaths.jpg|thumb|Pebe tweets images like this so you know about her psychopathy.]] | ||
Since the #FreeKesha movement began, Pebe Sebert had been rallying the troops on Twitter by telling them lies about Ke$ha's "situation" in an attempt to provoke them into harassing Luke. Among these lies was the assertion that Ke$ha has to record 8 more albums – | Since the #FreeKesha movement began, Pebe Sebert had been rallying the troops on Twitter by telling them lies about Ke$ha's "situation" in an attempt to provoke them into harassing Luke. Among these lies was the assertion that Ke$ha has to record 8 more albums – [[IRL|in reality]], Ke$ha's contract only requires her to record 3 more albums. | ||
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With Ke$ha's big day postponed until February 19th, it was time for Pebe to [[ | With Ke$ha's big day postponed until February 19th, it was time for Pebe to [[Derp|face the music]] for helping in her daughter's plot to slander and extort Dr. Luke. Unfortunately, Pebe isn't the type to go down without a fight and, a day before her court date, she decided to go on The Twitter and accuse Luke of attempting to "blackmail" her into giving up her writing credit on the song ''Timber'' by threatening to not pay the other 16 writers – An accusation that seems extremely [[Oddguy|odd]] when you realize that ''Timber'' '''''was released two fucking years earlier and had her credited as a writer for all that time'''''. | ||
Pebe also went ahead and attempted to drag Max Martin into the drama by accusing him of witnessing Luke's "abuse" of Ke$ha. | Pebe also went ahead and attempted to drag Max Martin into the drama by accusing him of witnessing Luke's "abuse" of Ke$ha. | ||
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The next day, Pebe was overjoyed when Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich dismissed Dr. Luke's New York defamation suit against her based on the fact that Pebe doesn't live in New York – Yes, it was dismissed due to a technicality and not because Pebe isn't a slanderous cunt rag. | The next day, Pebe was overjoyed when Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich dismissed Dr. Luke's New York defamation suit against her based on the fact that Pebe doesn't live in New York – Yes, it was dismissed due to a technicality and not because Pebe isn't a [[Brianna Wu|slanderous cunt rag]]. | ||
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|Dr Luke's lawsuit AGAINST ME, was dismissed by a judge today!! Truth is powerful stuff!!|Pebe, neglecting to mention that it was dismissed based on technicalities | |Dr Luke's lawsuit AGAINST ME, was dismissed by a judge today!! Truth is powerful stuff!!|Pebe, neglecting to mention that it was dismissed based on technicalities. | ||
|Hey guys. THE ONLY THING THAT WAS DISMISSED was Dr. Luke's lawsuit against me, in New York. Kesha's court date is still Feb. 19!!|Pebe, announcing the date of the next stop on Ke$ha's Drama Tour | |Hey guys. THE ONLY THING THAT WAS DISMISSED was Dr. Luke's lawsuit against me, in New York. Kesha's court date is still Feb. 19!!|Pebe, announcing the date of the next stop on Ke$ha's Drama Tour | ||
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[[File:FattyKesha.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha reacted to the ruling by eating pudding.]] | [[File:FattyKesha.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha reacted to the ruling by eating pudding.]] | ||
On February 19, 2016, Ke$ha finally had her chance to prove to the world that she wasn't a big, fat liar by presenting her case in the courtroom of New York Supreme Court Justice | On February 19, 2016, Ke$ha finally had her chance to prove to the world that she wasn't a big, fat liar by presenting her case in the courtroom of New York Supreme Court Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich{{jew}}. Ke$ha's argument was that Dr. Luke had commited '''''Human Rights Violations''''' and '''''Hate Crimes''''' against her – Yes, she actually tried to claim that her contract was [[slavery]] and the [[Fake|alleged]] rape was a hate crime. | ||
Ke$ha and her attorneys managed to present an extremely compelling case that [[literally]] consisted of [[LOL|no evidence]] but, unfortunately for Ke$ha, this complete absence of evidence just wasn't enough to convince Justice Kornreich | Ke$ha and her attorneys managed to present an extremely compelling case that [[literally]] consisted of [[LOL|no evidence]] but, unfortunately for Ke$ha, this complete absence of evidence just wasn't enough to convince Justice Kornreich, who soon ruled against Ke$ha's [[desperate]] attempt to get out of her contract and cited the fact that Ke$ha and her shitty lawyers should have presented some actual evidence instead of wasting her time and forcing her to read through [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|10 inches]] of [[sci-fi]] [[fantasy]] bullshit that been cleverly disguised as a stack of important legal documents. | ||
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|You're asking for the Court to decimate a contract which was heavily negotiated and signed by two parties in an industry where these kinds of contracts are typical. It's no different from all other contracts which require certain number of recordings and require exclusivity and have copyrights. You're asking me to decimate all of that law. Now the other side has come forward and said, "We will allow her to record without Dr. Luke." I don't understand what your problem is.|The | |You're asking for the Court to decimate a contract which was heavily negotiated and signed by two parties in an industry where these kinds of contracts are typical. It's no different from all other contracts which require certain number of recordings and require exclusivity and have copyrights. You're asking me to decimate all of that law. Now the other side has come forward and said, "We will allow her to record without Dr. Luke." I don't understand what your problem is.|The Honorable [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Shirley Korndog]] | ||
|These are just allegations you are making. You're not you're not saying this is going to happen. And this is a commercial venue; my -- my instinct is to do the commercially reasonable thing and to assume that business people and certainly a business like Sony will do what is in its best interest. It's not in its best interest not to make money and not to promote a recording artist in whom they -- they've invested a lot of money when they're willing to record her recordings.|Shirley Kornreich | |These are just allegations you are making. You're not you're not saying this is going to happen. And this is a commercial venue; my -- my instinct is to do the commercially reasonable thing and to assume that business people and certainly a business like Sony will do what is in its best interest. It's not in its best interest not to make money and not to promote a recording artist in whom they -- they've invested a lot of money when they're willing to record her recordings.|Shirley Kornreich, letting a bitch know. | ||
|If you're alleging violations of human rights laws and hate crimes and discrimination, you have to be specific as to what constituted that discrimination, that -- that hate crime, that gender bias, when it occurred, particularly when you're alleging it against all of these different entities, and some of them were -- were involved, some weren't involved at the times. I mean, it really is very fact specific and you need those | |If you're alleging violations of human rights laws and hate crimes and discrimination, you have to be specific as to what constituted that discrimination, that -- that hate crime, that gender bias, when it occurred, particularly when you're alleging it against all of these different entities, and some of them were -- were involved, some weren't involved at the times. I mean, it really is very fact specific and you need those [[fact]]s in your complaint.|Shirley Kornreich, telling Ke$ha that she and her counsel are full of shit. | ||
|First of all, Sony did not bring any case against -- against Miss Sebert. Miss Sebert brought a case against Sony. That's the only reason Sony is here. And they're asking to get out of this. They don't want to be here. Nor did Kemosabe Records bring a case against Miss Sebert. Miss Sebert brought a case against them. So you have already misstated the facts.|Shirley Kornreich, calling out Geragos on his lies | |First of all, Sony did not bring any case against -- against Miss Sebert. Miss Sebert brought a case against Sony. That's the only reason Sony is here. And they're asking to get out of this. They don't want to be here. Nor did Kemosabe Records bring a case against Miss Sebert. Miss Sebert brought a case against them. So you have already misstated the facts.|Shirley Kornreich, calling out Geragos on his lies | ||
|They are willing to allow her to record, they spent millions, and I just don't understand why you now say that they won't promote it. They spent $11 million at one point on Kesha. You're talking about 60 million. And then millions of dollars more internationally and for other for other issues. Why would they ignore those millions of dollars and not promote her recordings when she can make them money?|Shirley | |They are willing to allow her to record, they spent millions, and I just don't understand why you now say that they won't promote it. They spent $11 million at one point on Kesha. You're talking about 60 million. And then millions of dollars more internationally and for other for other issues. Why would they ignore those millions of dollars and not promote her recordings when she can make them money?|Shirley- prove her wrong, faggot. | ||
|There is not one piece of paper from a doctor saying this. But that's besides the point. Even though you claim she has all kinds of physical problems, trauma, nothing, nothing, under seal otherwise. There are no hospital records. There is nothing here. But that isn't the issue here.|Shirley, on the fact that no evidence was presented | |There is not one piece of paper from a doctor saying this. But that's besides the point. Even though you claim she has all kinds of physical problems, trauma, nothing, nothing, under seal otherwise. There are no hospital records. There is nothing here. But that isn't the issue here.|Shirley, on the fact that no evidence was presented. | ||
|This is a court of law; we have to make decisions based upon facts, not on fantasy and speculation, which is what you're doing.|Shirley Kornreich | |This is a court of law; we have to make decisions based upon facts, not on fantasy and speculation, which is what you're doing.|Shirley Kornreich, reading the cunt's beads. | ||
|But the real issue here, and throughout the case, this has been a thread, is that she says she cannot work with Gottwald. Now she's being given the opportunity to work without him. I don't understand why I have to take the [[Last Measure|extraordinary measure]] of issuing an injunction.|The | |But the real issue here, and throughout the case, this has been a thread, is that she says she cannot work with Gottwald. Now she's being given the opportunity to work without him. I don't understand why I have to take the [[Last Measure|extraordinary measure]] of issuing an injunction.|The Honorable [[Corn|Shirley Korncob]], preparing to lower the boom. | ||
|Okay. At this point I am denying the preliminary injunction. There has been no showing of the likelihood of success, because basically that has to be -- that's the burden of the moving party. But I'm not even going to base it on that. I don't believe there was a showing of either irreparable harm that favors Miss Sebert or the equities which favor her.|The | |Okay. At this point I am denying the preliminary injunction. There has been no showing of the likelihood of success, because basically that has to be -- that's the burden of the moving party. But I'm not even going to base it on that. I don't believe there was a showing of either irreparable harm that favors Miss Sebert or the equities which favor her.|The Honorable [[Beavis and Butthead|Shirley Kornhole]], smacking the ho down. | ||
|She is being given the opportunity to record, she can record, she has -- does not have to have any interface at all with Dr. Gottwald in recording and producing, and there is no irreparable harm to her if she does record without Gottwald's involvement.|The | |She is being given the opportunity to record, she can record, she has -- does not have to have any interface at all with Dr. Gottwald in recording and producing, and there is no irreparable harm to her if she does record without Gottwald's involvement.|The Honorable [[Halloween|Shirley Kandykorn]], in her [[Flounce]] Order. | ||
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How could Ke$ha and her team of highly successful [[Jews|lawyers]] have presented such a flimsy case? Surely a seasoned lawyer such as the legendary Mark Geragos would have known that a case based purely on | How could Ke$ha and her team of [[fucktard|highly successful]] [[Jews|lawyers]] have presented such a flimsy case? Surely a seasoned celebrity lawyer such as the legendary Mark Geragos would have known that a case based purely on [[bullshit|conjecture]] would never stand up in court! Surely they couldn't have spent over a year preparing this case only to end up failing this badly! Or perhaps, just perhaps... [[When you see it|losing had actually been their intention all along]]. | ||
Regardless of what actually led to Ke$ha presenting a shitty case, what is for certain is the fact that after hearing the judge's ruling Ke$ha began leaking [[fake tears]] all over the courtroom in a display of | Regardless of what actually led to Ke$ha presenting a shitty case, what is for certain is the fact that after hearing the judge's ruling Ke$ha began leaking [[fake tears]] all over the courtroom in a display of thespian prowess that she really should have made use of ''before'' the Judge ruled against her. | ||
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|THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. LIAR.|samxra, ON. KE$HA'S. FACE. | |THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. LIAR.|samxra, ON. [[Ugly|KE$HA'S. FACE.]] | ||
|This is not the face of a liar. She mustn’t get back to work with her [[Unrapeable|rapist]]|Rodz Williams, on Ke$ha's face | |This is not the face of a liar. She mustn’t get back to work with her [[Unrapeable|rapist]]|Rodz Williams, on Ke$ha's face | ||
|This is not the face of a liar this is a face of an emotional broken woman who is | |This is not the face of a liar this is a face of an emotional broken woman who is [[Asking for it|begging for justice]]|biebzxespinosa, on Ke$ha's face | ||
|like honestly this is not the face of a liar, this is the face of a woman who is [[Lying|scared]].|hollaforgod, on Ke$ha's face | |like honestly this is not the face of a liar, this is the face of a woman who is [[Lying|scared]].|hollaforgod, on Ke$ha's face | ||
|This is NOT the face of a liar. We live In a sick world. This poor [[ | |This is NOT the face of a liar. We live In a sick world. This poor [[whore|woman]]..|GlitzyButera, on Ke$ha's face | ||
|You see her face? This is not the face of a liar. This is a heartbroken girl who just lost [[The Game|everything]].|[[Seizure|Sheikh Ebad]], on Ke$ha's face | |You see her face? This is not the face of a liar. This is a heartbroken girl who just lost [[The Game|everything]].|[[Seizure|Sheikh Ebad]], on Ke$ha's face | ||
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|When I saw the outcome of Kesha's court case last Friday, I felt sick. Actually sick — I wanted to ask my Uber to pull over so I could throw up in a New York City trash can.|[[Lena Dunham]], preparing to vomit after eating an entire ham | |When I saw the outcome of Kesha's court case last Friday, I felt sick. Actually sick — I wanted to ask my Uber to pull over so I could throw up in a New York City trash can.|[[Lena Dunham]]{{jew}}, preparing to vomit after eating an entire ham | ||
|it disgusts me and breaks my heart that any court or person would continuously question a woman who claims she has been assaulted|Bea Miller, failing to understand the purpose of courts | |it disgusts me and breaks my heart that any court or person would continuously question a woman who claims she has been assaulted|Bea Miller, failing to understand the purpose of courts | ||
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|Next time you're about to get sexually assaulted, make sure you have your GoPro strapped to your forehead for proof.|Lilly Singh, supporter of rape culture | |Next time you're about to get sexually assaulted, make sure you have your GoPro strapped to your forehead for proof.|Lilly Singh, supporter of rape culture | ||
|[[No|#FreeKesha]] from [[Jihad|#shariaCourt]] of [[Playstation|#Sony]]|Roseanne Barr, being the militant [[zionist]] that she is | |[[No|#FreeKesha]] from [[Jihad|#shariaCourt]] of [[Playstation|#Sony]]|Roseanne Barr{{jew}}, being the militant [[zionist]] that she is | ||
|You shouldn’t be allowed to sign a human being, regardless of what the allegations are or what anyone said or did. It’s basically like slavery.|Grimes, comparing business contracts to slavery | |You shouldn’t be allowed to sign a human being, regardless of what the allegations are or what anyone said or did. It’s basically like slavery.|Grimes, comparing business contracts to slavery | ||
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[[File:FreeKeshaVandalism.png|thumb|This is a clear sign that [[Worthless|your life]] will never amount to anything.]] | [[File:FreeKeshaVandalism.png|thumb|This is a clear sign that [[Worthless|your life]] will never amount to anything.]] | ||
After watching their idol cry after having her fragile little arse handed to her by a female judge, Ke$ha's retarded fans began yet another onslaught of mindless bitching on Twitter in the form of a new hashtag called {{hashtag|SonySupportsRape}} – Because if you can't convince a judge to side with you then you should obviously do the next-best thing and [[Irony|attempt to harass a major record label into meeting your demands]] by accusing them of [[Rape culture|supporting rape]]. | After watching their idol cry after having her fragile [[fat|little]] arse handed to her by a female judge, Ke$ha's retarded fans began yet another onslaught of mindless bitching on Twitter in the form of a new hashtag called {{hashtag|SonySupportsRape}} – Because if you can't convince a judge to side with you then you should obviously do the next-best thing and [[Irony|attempt to harass a major record label into meeting your demands]] by accusing them of [[Rape culture|supporting rape]]. | ||
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Never mind the fact that '''''Sony's own internal investigation into Ke$ha's accusations confirmed that she's a | Never mind the fact that '''''Sony's own internal investigation into Ke$ha's accusations confirmed that she's a deceitful sack of shit''''', but apparently all of Ke$ha's fans were just too fucking stupid to realize that Sony doesn't even have the ability to do jack shit with Ke$ha's contract as she's signed with Dr. Luke's Kemosabe Records, not directly signed to Sony. | ||
Well, this certainly looks like it will be the end of Sony! Surely no company on Earth could survive being boycotted by a horde of angry, [[basement dwelling]], tweenage [[sperg]]lings! | Well, this certainly looks like it will be the end of Sony! Surely no company on Earth could survive being boycotted by a horde of angry, [[basement dwelling]], tweenage [[sperg]]lings! | ||
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After a shocking admission like that, one would have expected this tale to be at its end – Unfortunately, Ke$ha wasn't done yet and her lawyer soon attempted to explain the video by claiming that Dr. Luke threatened Ke$ha. Not surprisingly, Ke$ha's spastic fans bought this lie and immediately went back to their daily routine of | After a shocking admission like that, one would have expected this tale to be at its end – Unfortunately, Ke$ha wasn't done yet and her lawyer soon attempted to explain the video by claiming that Dr. Luke threatened Ke$ha. Not surprisingly, Ke$ha's spastic fans bought this lie and immediately went back to their daily routine of aggravated Twitterrhea. | ||
The deposition also helped confirm that the rape accusations may have been concocted by [[Jew|David Alan Sonenberg]] in an attempt to get Ke$ha and her career under '''his''' control – While Sonenberg failed in his | The deposition also helped confirm that the rape accusations may have been concocted by [[Jew|David Alan Sonenberg]] in an attempt to get Ke$ha and her career under '''his''' control – While Sonenberg failed in his plot, the accusations where so juicy than Ke$ha and Pebe decided to save them for a rainy day. | ||
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She ended up naked in his hotel room 2 days later, no longer a virgin? | She ended up naked in his hotel room 2 days later, no longer a virgin? | ||
Do we want all this to come out? | [[No|Do we want all this to come out?]] | ||
either this Luke releases Kesha from all legal contracts, and gives me back all my publishing, or we, Kesha and I. tell the truth. | either this Luke releases Kesha from all legal contracts, and gives me back all my publishing, or we, Kesha and I. tell the truth. | ||
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== Doctor Luke: Portrait of a Monster == | == Doctor Luke: Portrait of a Monster == | ||
[[File:DrLukeSNL.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke | [[File:DrLukeSNL.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke bringing the sexxxy to Saturday Night Live.]] | ||
[[File:KeshaPettingLuke.jpg|thumb|Who looks like the dominant partner in this relationship?]] | [[File:KeshaPettingLuke.jpg|thumb|Who looks like the dominant partner in this relationship?]] | ||
[[File:DrLukeAndFriends.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke hanging with his homies, Joe Dirt and Kool Kojak.]] | [[File:DrLukeAndFriends.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke hanging with his homies, Joe Dirt and Kool Kojak.]] | ||
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[[File:HowFansViewKesha.jpg|thumb|How Ke$ha's fans view her.]] | [[File:HowFansViewKesha.jpg|thumb|How Ke$ha's fans view her.]] | ||
On March 22, 2016, Ke$ha filed an appeal against Shirley Werner Kornreich's ruling. The appeal compared Ke$ha's contract with Dr. Luke to [[slavery]] and suggested that the privileged young white bitch was being treated the same way that [[niggers]] were treated in the [[Last Thursday|1800s]]. Unfortunately for Ke$ha, this comparison was [[problematic]] and outraged some [[progressive]] cunts | On March 22, 2016, Ke$ha filed an appeal against Shirley Werner Kornreich's ruling. The appeal compared Ke$ha's contract with Dr. Luke to [[slavery]] and suggested that the privileged young white bitch was being treated the same way that [[niggers]] were treated in the [[Last Thursday|1800s]]. Unfortunately for Ke$ha, this comparison was [[problematic]] and outraged some [[progressive]] cunts. As expected, the members of the [[SJW]] horde then began fighting amongst themselves over whether racism or rape was a more serious progressive issue. | ||
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|was she drugged and forced to sign the contract with sony? Btw. Her net worth is $40m plus....|Christoph Jaeckle | |was she drugged and forced to sign the contract with sony? Btw. Her net worth is $40m plus....|Christoph Jaeckle | ||
|Really, white lady. Tell us minorities more about slavery.|[[Terrorist|Azif Wekare]], a typical lazy nigger who was born after slavery was abolished | |Really, white lady. Tell us minorities more about slavery.|[[Terrorist|Azif Wekare]], a typical lazy nigger who was born long after slavery was abolished. | ||
|When did slaves sign contracts and get paid millions for their work?|Rose Lawson Steinmeier{{jew}} | |When did slaves sign contracts and get paid millions for their work?|Rose Lawson Steinmeier{{jew}}, asking a valid question. | ||
|I watched [[Comedy|12 Years a Slave]] this week, when I see Kesha tied to a tree & whipped to within an inch of her life..I'll agree with her!|_Matrix13 | |I watched [[Comedy|12 Years a Slave]] this week, when I see Kesha tied to a tree & whipped to within an inch of her life..I'll agree with her!|_Matrix13 | ||
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|Kesha should be charged with fraud. She insults [[Dead|millions of people]] who did and continue to suffer in slavery.|Applecorped | |Kesha should be charged with fraud. She insults [[Dead|millions of people]] who did and continue to suffer in slavery.|Applecorped | ||
|Her lawyers are stretching big time, no one forcing her to work for, she willingly signed a contract to produce a set amount of Albums for the company. Produce those Albums and she free to move on. It her refusal to fulfill own contract that is ruin her career, not anyone else. Luke would be crazy to interfere with her in anyway, **** he be crazy not to have his security go ahead of him to make sure she not in the same building as he is at any given moment.|David Knowles | |Her lawyers are stretching big time, no one forcing her to work for, she willingly signed a contract to produce a set amount of Albums for the company. Produce those Albums and she free to move on. It her refusal to fulfill own contract that is ruin her career, not anyone else. Luke would be crazy to interfere with her in anyway, **** he be crazy not to have his security go ahead of him to make sure she not in the same building as he is at any given moment.|David Knowles, [[ESL]] student. | ||
|She's not in any position hundreds of artists haven't been in before her; locked into a contract that promises "X" number of albums. And she's far from the first person to call it slavery. Prince certainly was there first. In fact, during his dispute with Warner Bros he performed with "slave" etched on his face. So no Kesha, you're hardly in new territory.|John Petrowski | |She's not in any position hundreds of artists haven't been in before her; locked into a contract that promises "X" number of albums. And she's far from the first person to call it slavery. [[Prince]] certainly was there first. In fact, during his dispute with Warner Bros he performed with "slave" etched on his face. So no Kesha, you're hardly in new territory.|John Petrowski | ||
|Only slavery is like slavery. And only the holocaust is like the holocaust.|MayorChapStick76, believing | |Only slavery is like slavery. And only the holocaust is like the holocaust.|MayorChapStick76, believing holocaust is holocausty. | ||
|Being required to live up to a legal contract is not slavery and it's ridiculous to make this comparison. She can go back to work tomorrow and make millions - if she chooses not to that's on her.|Jim Wojno | |Being required to live up to a legal contract is not slavery and it's ridiculous to make this comparison. She can go back to work tomorrow and make millions - if she chooses not to that's on her.|Jim Wojno | ||
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[[File:TraceAWhore.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha may have all the [[fan art]]...]] | [[File:TraceAWhore.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha may have all the [[fan art]]...]] | ||
[[File:GagaFuglySelfie.jpg|thumb|Gaga may have done it [[first]]...]] | [[File:GagaFuglySelfie.jpg|thumb|Gaga may have done it [[first]]...]] | ||
[[File:JessWillKillYou.jpg|thumb|Don't fuck with my | [[File:JessWillKillYou.jpg|thumb|Don't fuck with my cuntpuppet!]] | ||
[[File:JessLukeAndJess.jpg|thumb|Did we mention that she's Jessica Alba's cousin?]] | [[File:JessLukeAndJess.jpg|thumb|Did we mention that she's Jessica Alba's cousin?]] | ||
[[File:FaggotCaesar.jpg|thumb|Austin Dean, [[Burger King|Caesar]] of the faggots.]] | [[File:FaggotCaesar.jpg|thumb|Austin Dean, [[Burger King|Caesar]] of the faggots.]] | ||
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Not surprisingly, both Dr. Luke and Sony deny ever having made this ridiculous offer to Ke$ha, but | Not surprisingly, both Dr. Luke and Sony deny ever having made this ridiculous offer to Ke$ha, but that didn't stop Ke$ha's lobotomized fans from believing her lies '''''yet again'''''. In response to this latest [[Lie|revelation]], the #FreeKesha hashtag quickly began [[Pokemon|devolving]] into {{hashtag|SaveKesha}} – Once again showing off the fact that these faggots go through hashtags faster than [[House]] goes through Vicodin. | ||
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|It's so horrifying that she'd have to lie about her rape in order to gain freedom. No one deserves this.|GIRLINAWIG, on... [[HA HA HA, OH WOW]] | |It's so horrifying that she'd have to lie about her rape in order to gain freedom. No one deserves this.|GIRLINAWIG, on... [[HA HA HA, OH WOW]] | ||
|absolutely disgusted with the fact that kesha has been allowed freedom if she lies about being raped, justice system is fucked|candyflossally is disgusted that Kesha has been allowed freedom | |absolutely disgusted with the fact that kesha has been allowed freedom if she lies about being raped, justice system is fucked|candyflossally is disgusted that Kesha has been allowed freedom. | ||
|THIS IS INSANE, PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND TO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER. THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE EMPATHY!|HangedCookie, being [[blind]] | |THIS IS INSANE, PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND TO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER. THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE EMPATHY!|HangedCookie, being [[blind]] | ||
|Speechless once again. They know the truth yet they still won't give Kesha [[Prison|justice]].|KRScult believes that Ke$ha belongs in prison | |Speechless once again. They know the truth yet they still won't give Kesha [[Prison|justice]].|KRScult believes that Ke$ha belongs in prison. | ||
|Sony is Evil, They Want Kesha to Lie and Say that he didn't rape her so [[LOL|everyone will hate her]]? Like WTF i'm crying|selenaxkesha, pointing out why Ke$ha won't tell the truth | |Sony is Evil, They Want Kesha to Lie and Say that he didn't rape her so [[LOL|everyone will hate her]]? Like WTF i'm crying|selenaxkesha, pointing out why Ke$ha won't tell the truth. | ||
|They could free her if they wanted. She got blackmailed. They were going to free her ONLY if she lied!|XJoJoSpearsX, on [[Trolls trolling trolls|blackmailers blackmailing blackmailers]] | |They could free her if they wanted. She got blackmailed. They were going to free her ONLY if she lied!|XJoJoSpearsX, on [[Trolls trolling trolls|blackmailers blackmailing blackmailers]] | ||
|It has to be really hard to tell the truth about all the situation. That's why I'm so proud of her.|DaveSebert, | |It has to be really hard to tell the truth about all the situation. That's why I'm so proud of her.|DaveSebert, positing that Ke$ha is a pathological liar. | ||
|I'm so proud of Kesha for refusing to [[STFU|keep silent]]. She's so strong and inspiring. She deserves [[Rape|justice]].|[[cunt]]stipated, | |I'm so proud of Kesha for refusing to [[STFU|keep silent]]. She's so strong and inspiring. She deserves [[Rape|justice]].|[[cunt]]stipated, expressing pride in a liar. | ||
|If your fave is releasing music from Sony, download it from [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] or [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] don't support rape|itsauzza, explaining that [[piracy]] helps artists and smashes the patriarchy | |If your fave is releasing music from Sony, download it from [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] or [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] don't support rape|itsauzza, explaining that [[piracy]] helps artists and smashes the patriarchy. | ||
|No one will believe her even if she does retract her statement. It's already out there that Sony is trying to pay her off|Michelle Rodriguez, | |No one will believe her even if she does retract her statement. It's already out there that Sony is trying to pay her off|Michelle Rodriguez, exposing Ke$ha's evil plot. | ||
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{{quote|so. the problem with weaving distorted WEBS, is sometimes you get tangled in them. #TRUTH #SMH #wegood #$HADE|Jessica James, calling out the morally-devoid whore who falsely accused her [[ | {{quote|so. the problem with weaving distorted WEBS, is sometimes you get tangled in them. #TRUTH #SMH #wegood #$HADE|Jessica James, calling out the morally-devoid whore who falsely accused her [[man]] of rape}} | ||
Meet '''Jessica "Moe" James''', Dr. Luke's girlfriend and the mother of his two children. Jessica had wisely stayed out of the drama up until now, but upon seeing Ke$ha's abhorrent attempt at painting herself as a victim, Jessica had finally had enough – | Meet '''Jessica "Moe" James''', Dr. Luke's girlfriend and the mother of his two children. Jessica had wisely stayed out of the drama up until now, but upon seeing Ke$ha's abhorrent attempt at painting herself as a victim, Jessica had finally had enough – so she grabbed her [[Dildo|selfie stick]] and set out to prove that anyone can lay in a bed and look like a butthurt cunt. | ||
If you've actually been paying attention to this ridiculously long article up until this point, then you may recall that one of the many [[Lies|allegations]] in Ke$ha's | If you've actually been paying attention to this ridiculously long article up until this point, then you may recall that one of the many [[Lies|allegations]] in Ke$ha's lolsuit referenced Dr. Luke ignoring his wife for half a year in an attempt to "blackmail" her into having an [[abortion]] – But if you don't remember or are incapable of [[Read a book|reading this fucking novel]], here's a refresher for you. | ||
{{quote|When Dr. Luke's wife became pregnant, he demanded that she get an abortion, and tried to blackmail her into an abortion by not speaking to her for six months and threatening to leave her if she refused an abortion.|Ke$ha's LOLsuit}} | {{quote|When Dr. Luke's wife became pregnant, he demanded that she get an abortion, and tried to blackmail her into an abortion by not speaking to her for six months and threatening to leave her if she refused an abortion.|Ke$ha's LOLsuit. AbortionAbortionAbortion!!!}} | ||
Yes, Jessica James is Luke's supposed "wife" who Ke$ha claimed had been horribly mistreated and abused by Dr. Luke – | Yes, Jessica James is Luke's supposed "wife" who Ke$ha claimed had been horribly mistreated and abused by Dr. Luke – and yet here she is, mocking Ke$ha and calling her out as a liar on Instagram. | ||
At this point, any reasonable [[Garbage| | At this point, any reasonable [[Garbage|human being]] would realize that '''''Ke$ha lied about Jessica in her lawsuit and almost certainly lied about everything else in it''''' – Unfortunately, Ke$ha's fans are neither reasonable nor human and they reacted to Jessica's Instagram post exactly how you'd expect. | ||
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|Dr. Luke's girlfriend has thrown shade and mock Kesha regarding the latest Instagram post. Disgusted!|PopCultureTea | |Dr. Luke's girlfriend has thrown shade and mock Kesha regarding the latest Instagram post. Disgusted!|PopCultureTea | ||
|Dr. Luke's girlfriend is a disgrace to every woman on this planet for accusing Kesha of lying.|Gagamintcat22 | |Dr. Luke's girlfriend is a disgrace to every woman on this planet for accusing Kesha of lying.|Gagamintcat22, deluded cunt. | ||
|Dr Luke's girlfriend mocking Kesha down to the pose in her picture. FUCK IT!|danimelco | |Dr Luke's girlfriend mocking Kesha down to the pose in her picture. FUCK IT!|danimelco | ||
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|Go Fuck Yourself Jessica (Luke's girlfriend..), you're the third LIAR!!! LIARS!!!|David Karacsony, failing to point out the first and second liars | |Go Fuck Yourself Jessica (Luke's girlfriend..), you're the third LIAR!!! LIARS!!!|David Karacsony, failing to point out the first and second liars | ||
|Dr. Luke's ugly girlfriend tried shading Kesha. Animals you ready to fight?|KeshaOverdose, being a jealous ugly person | |Dr. Luke's ugly girlfriend tried shading Kesha. Animals you ready to fight?|KeshaOverdose, being a jealous ugly [[Furry|person]] | ||
|Jessica (Dr.Luke's gf) sells fucking yoga pants for a living yet she wanna come @ Kesha ok|Lambert_Lecter, believing that yoga pants are a product of Lucifer | |Jessica (Dr.Luke's gf) sells fucking yoga pants for a living yet she wanna come @ Kesha ok|Lambert_Lecter, believing that yoga pants are a product of Lucifer | ||
|Dr. Luke's girlfriend could NEVER compare to Kesha. She's such a fucking cunt, omg.|KeshaDelSlay, | |Dr. Luke's girlfriend could NEVER compare to Kesha. She's such a fucking cunt, omg.|KeshaDelSlay, blind and deaf citizen. | ||
|Dr. Luke and his girlfriend are both rats ewww don't insult Kesha u irrelevant untalented twats|Lambert_Lecter, failing to | |Dr. Luke and his girlfriend are both rats ewww don't insult Kesha u irrelevant untalented twats|Lambert_Lecter, failing to grasp that Ke$ha is an irrelevant, untalented twat. | ||
|Disgusting, hasn't poor kesha been through enough?! How fucking nasty, like how dare she post that?!|partyhardbroco, on how dare she call out a liar on her lies | |Disgusting, hasn't poor kesha been through enough?! How fucking nasty, like how dare she post that?!|partyhardbroco, on how dare she call out a liar on her lies. | ||
|Dr Luke's girlfriend posted an Instagram photo mimicking Kesha. This is a serious problem, not a joke. #SaveKesha|crazykeshafans, being a joke | |Dr Luke's girlfriend posted an Instagram photo mimicking Kesha. This is a serious problem, not a joke. #SaveKesha|crazykeshafans, being a joke | ||
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|Luke is gaining money and Kesha is losing everything. This isn't fair.|angelsuxx, failing to understand that money is earned by doing your fucking job | |Luke is gaining money and Kesha is losing everything. This isn't fair.|angelsuxx, failing to understand that money is earned by doing your fucking job. | ||
|The last Ke$ha single came out in 2013, the last single Dr. Luke produced came out last week #Injustice #FreeKesha|commentocomment's definition of "injustice" | |The last Ke$ha single came out in 2013, the last single Dr. Luke produced came out last week #Injustice #FreeKesha|commentocomment's definition of "injustice" | ||
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Apparently these 16-year-old | Apparently, these 16-year-old dumbfucks don't understand that people in [[Ghost|true]] [[capitalist]] societies [[Prostitution|earn money]] by doing their job and Ke$ha '''''hasn't been doing her fucking job since 2013'''''. | ||
{{quote|If you don't buy it you're not supporting Kesha releasing music without Dr. Luke therefore you're supporting rape|Iikeamack, explaining that not buying True Colours is raep}} | {{quote|If you don't buy it you're not supporting Kesha releasing music without Dr. Luke therefore you're supporting rape|Iikeamack, explaining that not buying True Colours is raep.}} | ||
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We didn't use any loop holes. Kemosabe / RCA gave us permission to release this song!|Zedd, revealing how they released the song | We didn't use any loop holes. Kemosabe / RCA gave us permission to release this song!|Zedd, revealing how they released the song | ||
|Thanks for the clarification @Zedd ...|Dr. Luke, calling Zedd a nigger | |Thanks for the clarification @Zedd ...|Dr. Luke, calling Zedd a nigger. | ||
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Naturally, Ke$ha's fans were not happy that Dr. Luke had responded with something so vile and | Naturally, Ke$ha's fans were not happy that Dr. Luke had responded with something so vile and repugnant! | ||
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|The sarcastic tweet is something that could have just as well been left unsaid, yet Dr. Luke’s insistence on replying could spell a deeper misgiving of his client’s artistic motivations.|Matthew Meadow, being retarded | |The sarcastic tweet is something that could have just as well been left unsaid, yet Dr. Luke’s insistence on replying could spell a deeper misgiving of his client’s artistic motivations.|Matthew Meadow, being retarded | ||
|This may seem like nothing at first but when you really look at the whole context of the situation, this is definitely a jab! And it's a passive aggressive jab at that.|Alex Riccardi, being a | |This may seem like nothing at first but when you really look at the whole context of the situation, this is definitely a jab! And it's a passive aggressive jab at that.|Alex Riccardi, being a shitwit | ||
|Yes, that is major sarcasm there from Dr. Luke. Maybe because Kesha is finally able to do what she really loves to do and an artist actually believes in her?|Lizzy Buczak | |Yes, that is major sarcasm there from Dr. Luke. Maybe because Kesha is finally able to do what she really loves to do and an artist actually believes in her?|Lizzy Buczak, failing grammar and usage | ||
|DR LUKE IS PISSED THE SONG IS BEING RELEASED. GOOD, SCREW LUKE! #FreeKesha|crazykeshafans | |DR LUKE IS PISSED THE SONG IS BEING RELEASED. GOOD, SCREW LUKE! #FreeKesha|crazykeshafans | ||
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{{quote|卐 Fuck you, Zedd, gimme back my bitch! Gas the kikes. Kill the niggers. I LOEV RAEP! 卐|Dr. Luke's tweet, as read through [[SJW|problem glasses]]}} | {{quote|卐 Fuck you, Zedd, gimme back my bitch! Gas the kikes. Kill the niggers. I LOEV RAEP! 卐|Dr. Luke's tweet, as read through [[SJW|problem glasses]].}} | ||
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{{morphquote|KeshaFansAreFuckingStupid|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold; | {{morphquote|KeshaFansAreFuckingStupid|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|Unfortunately, #TrueColors debuted at #74. On top of that, Kemosabe refused to send it to radio stations. How evil!|KESHA FACTS, believing that debuting at #74 is the result of "evil" | |Unfortunately, #TrueColors debuted at #74. On top of that, Kemosabe refused to send it to radio stations. How evil!|KESHA FACTS, believing that debuting at #74 is the result of "evil" rather than sucking ass. | ||
|Funny to see how Sony promotes other new songs even on Twitter but won't promote #TrueColors. So unfair. #FreeKesha|KESHA FACTS, believing that Sony should promote a song that they didn't produce | |Funny to see how Sony promotes other new songs even on Twitter but won't promote #TrueColors. So unfair. #FreeKesha|KESHA FACTS, believing that Sony should promote a song that they didn't produce. | ||
|Sony said they wouldn't sabotage any new music Kesha made. They haven't promoted this song at all. Pls support Kesha and buy it #truecolors|Darth Gayder, failing to understand the concept of "sabotage" | |Sony said they wouldn't sabotage any new music Kesha made. They haven't promoted this song at all. Pls support Kesha and buy it #truecolors|Darth Gayder, failing to understand the concept of "sabotage". | ||
|Kesha argued that Sony / Dr. Luke will sabotage anything she releases. She was right. They aren't even promoting this song.|Austin Dean, believing that Sony is obligated to promote a shitty cover | |Kesha argued that Sony / Dr. Luke will sabotage anything she releases. She was right. They aren't even promoting this song.|Austin Dean, believing that Sony is obligated to promote a shitty cover. | ||
|thanks for showing your True Colors by sabotaging Kesha @SonyMusicGlobal @TheDoctorLuke|[[Mexican|Anthony Correia]], also failing to understand the concept of "sabotage" | |thanks for showing your True Colors by sabotaging Kesha @SonyMusicGlobal @TheDoctorLuke|[[Mexican|Anthony Correia]], also failing to understand the concept of "sabotage" | ||
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Aside from the fact that Kemosabe and Sony technically weren't even involved in the song's actual production, they also seem to be ignoring the fact that '''''True Colours was originally released in 2015 with a different vocalist''''' – The song isn't even new, the only thing new about it is the fact that Ke$ha's obnoxious | Aside from the fact that Kemosabe and Sony technically weren't even involved in the song's actual production, they also seem to be ignoring the fact that '''''True Colours was originally released in 2015 with a different vocalist''''' – The song isn't even new, the only thing new about it is the fact that Ke$ha's obnoxious, nasal braying is now in it. | ||
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[[File:GeragosReactsToGettingFired.jpg|thumb|A photo of [[ | [[File:GeragosReactsToGettingFired.jpg|thumb|A photo of [[Lemonparty|Mark Geragos]] after being fired by Ke$ha.]] | ||
[[File:OJLooksLikeShit.jpg|thumb|Daniel Petrocelli convinced a civil jury that this man is probably a murderer. Wow!]] | [[File:OJLooksLikeShit.jpg|thumb|Daniel Petrocelli convinced a civil jury that this man is probably a murderer. Wow!]] | ||
On May 2, 2016, Ke$ha finally said to Mark Geragos "[[The Donald|YOU'RE FIRED!]]" and replaced the smelly Armenian wankstain with Daniel M. Petrocelli – A lawyer who represents [[The Donald]] himself and once achieved the [[Sarcasm|impossible]] task of winning a wrongful death suit against [[Double Nigger|double-murderer and nigger]] [[OJ Simpson|O.J. Simpson]]. | On May 2, 2016, Ke$ha finally said to Mark Geragos "[[The Donald|YOU'RE FIRED!]]" and replaced the smelly Armenian wankstain with Daniel M. Petrocelli – A lawyer who represents [[Drumpf|The Donald]] himself and once achieved the [[Sarcasm|impossible]] task of winning a wrongful death suit against [[Double Nigger|double-murderer and nigger]] [[OJ Simpson|O.J. Simpson]]. | ||
After this shocking announcement, Ke$ha's fans who had long stood behind "Uncle Mark" and considered his mere presence a | After this shocking announcement, Ke$ha's fans who had long [[In the ass|stood behind]] "Uncle Mark" and considered his mere presence a godsend suddenly began to criticize him and point out the fact that he was, in fact, a shitty lawyer all along. | ||
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Believing that her [[personal army]] still wasn't big enough, Ke$ha decided to up the ante and begin a string of performances dedicated to the righteous cause of further slandering Dr. Luke and | Believing that her [[personal army]] still wasn't big enough, Ke$ha decided to up the ante and begin a string of performances dedicated to the righteous cause of further slandering Dr. Luke and diminishing actual rape victims. The first of these performances took place on May 7, 2016, at the Humane Society of the United States' ''To The Rescue Gala'' in [[Los Angeles]]. | ||
As one would expect from an event dedicated to saving animals, Ke$ha performed a moving rendition of Lady Gaga's ''Til It Happens to You'' – A song about '''''rape''''' from a horribly inaccurate "documentary" about America's [[Raped Statistics|campus rape epidemic]] entitled ''The Hunting Ground''. Yes, Ke$ha sang a song about '''''rape''''' at an event dedicated to '''''saving animals''''' because she now wants to save all of the innocent animals from being raped by [[Dracoguard]] and [[Sarah Nyberg]]. | As one would expect from an event dedicated to saving animals, Ke$ha performed a moving rendition of Lady Gaga's ''Til It Happens to You'' – A song about '''''rape''''' from a horribly inaccurate "documentary" about America's [[Raped Statistics|campus rape epidemic]] entitled ''The Hunting Ground''. Yes, Ke$ha sang a song about '''''rape''''' at an event dedicated to '''''saving animals''''' because she now wants to save all of the innocent animals from being raped by [[Dracoguard]] and [[Sarah Nyberg]]. | ||
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|I want to dedicate this song to every man, woman, child, animal, that has ever been abused…|Ke$ha, dedicating her performance to [[Mr. Hands]]' horse | |I want to dedicate this song to every man, woman, child, animal, that has ever been abused…|Ke$ha, dedicating her performance to [[Mr. Hands]]' horse. | ||
|The objections weren’t over Kesha so much as they were over using a song written about sexual assault from the CNN documentary, {{sic|The Hurting Ground|The Hunting Ground}}, and playing it over images of farm animals being abused.|Billboard's interview with Diane Warren | |The objections weren’t over Kesha so much as they were over using a song written about sexual assault from the CNN documentary, {{sic|The Hurting Ground|The Hunting Ground}}, and playing it over images of farm animals being abused.|Billboard's interview with Diane Warren | ||
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Yes, the film isn't so much a "documentary" as it is a [[feminist]] [[propaganda]] piece that cites classic [[Raped Statistics|discredited bullshit statistics]] such as "''One in five women is raped in college.''" and "''All niggers steal shit.''" Not only is it a shitty propaganda piece, but it also features at least one woman '''''who falsely accused a man of rape'''''. | Yes, the film isn't so much a "documentary" as it is a [[feminist]] [[propaganda]] piece that cites classic [[Raped Statistics|discredited bullshit statistics]] such as "''One in five women is raped in college.''" and "''All niggers steal shit.''" Not only is it a shitty propaganda piece, but it also features at least one woman '''''who falsely accused a man of rape'''''. | ||
Meet '''Erica Kinsman''', the privileged, racist, white bitch who falsely accused [[ | Meet '''Erica Kinsman''', the privileged, racist, white bitch who falsely accused [[Handegg|2013 Heisman Trophy]] winner [[Nigger|'''Jameis Winston''']] of rape so she could '''''sue Florida State University and extort them into giving her a $7,000,000 settlement'''''. Erica attempted to tell the police that the sex she had with Jameis Winston definitely wasn't consensual because she [[Moonman|hates black people]] and would never have sex with one. | ||
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On May 11, 2016, it was revealed that Ke$ha | On May 11, 2016, it was revealed that Ke$ha intended to give a "[[Slander|statement]]" performance at the 2016 ''Billboard Music Awards'' in [[Las Vegas]]. Her plan was to include pictures of Dr. Luke (most likely as [[Satan]]) and she was going to sing a new song entitled ''Buried Alive'' – but when word reached Luke that Ke$ha was planning to publically slander him on national television, he rescinded her permission to perform at the [[BBW|BBMAs]]. | ||
Regrettably, this was what Ke$ha intended all along. After having her permission to give an [[Emma Sulkowicz|Emo Sulkybitch-esque]] performance revoked, Ke$ha immediately went on [[Facebook]] and [[Instagram]] and made a post where she once again lied her fucking arse off and attempted to play the role of the innocent damsel in distress. | |||
{{quote|I was very excited to perform a tribute to Bob Dylan by singing a cover of "It ain't me, babe" at the Billboard awards this year. I'm very sad and sorry to say I won't be allowed to do this. I just wanted to make very clear that this performance was about me honoring one of my favorite songwriters of all time and has never had anything at all to do with Dr. Luke. I was never going to use a picture of him, speak of him or allude to my legal situation in any way. I simply wanted to sing a song I love to honor an artist I have always looked up to. thank u all for the continued support.|Ke$ha lies about her intentions for the BBMAs}} | {{quote|I was very excited to perform a tribute to Bob Dylan{{jew}} by singing a cover of "It ain't me, babe" at the Billboard awards this year. I'm very sad and sorry to say I won't be allowed to do this. I just wanted to make very clear that this performance was about me honoring one of my favorite songwriters of all time and has never had anything at all to do with Dr. Luke. I was never going to use a picture of him, speak of him or allude to my legal situation in any way. I simply wanted to sing a song I love to honor an artist I have always looked up to. thank u all for the continued support.|Ke$ha lies about her intentions for the BBMAs.}} | ||
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|So are Keshas constitutional rights being violated now, judge Lady?Does every adult woman need a mans permission to do what she loves?|Pebe, | |So are Keshas constitutional rights being violated now, judge Lady?Does every adult woman need a mans permission to do what she loves?|Pebe, demonstrating her extraordinary grasp of the US Constitution. | ||
|Does Kesha have the right to pursue her happiness? Or did they only mean that for rich men?|Pebe, on Dr. Luke being a FUCKING WHITE MALE | |Does Kesha have the right to pursue her happiness? Or did they only mean that for rich men?|Pebe, on Dr. Luke being a FUCKING WHITE MALE | ||
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|Do you think that there is one male singer who could ever be "not allowed to sing " on the Billboard Awards by another man???|Yes. Oh, was that not the answer you wanted? | |Do you think that there is one male singer who could ever be "not allowed to sing " on the Billboard Awards by another man???|Yes. Oh, was that not the answer you wanted? | ||
|How much more public abuse does my daughter have to take before someone says " Enough is enough"!|Pebe, belittling ''real'' abuse survivors | |How much more public abuse does my daughter have to take before someone says " Enough is enough"!|Pebe, belittling ''real'' abuse survivors. | ||
|In an office, all the boss has to do is touch a woman's butt or breast and that's sexual harassment!! So what is this and where's the police|Pebe, implying that cancelling a performance is worse than arse-grabbing | |In an office, all the boss has to do is touch a woman's butt or breast and that's sexual harassment!! So what is this and where's the police|Pebe, implying that cancelling a performance is worse than arse-grabbing. | ||
|Just goes to show you that money can buy anything including legal rulings|Pebe, accusing Shirley Kornreich of accepting bribes | |Just goes to show you that money can buy anything including legal rulings|Pebe, accusing Shirley Kornreich of accepting bribes. | ||
|And how can one person OWN another persons right to sing? Song is prayer. So can Kesha pray without permission? Where's the line judge lady?|Because she signed a business contract, | |And how can one person OWN another persons right to sing? Song is prayer. So can Kesha pray without permission? Where's the line judge lady?|Because she signed a business contract, numbcunt. | ||
|Wouldn't it be nice if other artists stood with Kesha and refused to preform if she is not allowed to sing!|Pebe, suggesting | |Wouldn't it be nice if other artists stood with Kesha and refused to preform if she is not allowed to sing!|Pebe, suggesting the boycott of an awards show with no involvement in the dispute. | ||
|Are KEMOSABE's actions today the actions of a record label that is trying to promote the success of their artist ?|Maybe if your daughter hadn't planned to slander Luke on national television... | |Are KEMOSABE's actions today the actions of a record label that is trying to promote the success of their artist ?|Maybe if your daughter hadn't planned to slander Luke on national television... | ||
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|My daughters record company wants her to fail and be broke from them dragging her through court for as long as they can|Did Luke "force" her to get the boob job and lip injections? | |My daughters record company wants her to fail and be broke from them dragging her through court for as long as they can|Did Luke "force" her to get the boob job and lip injections? | ||
|Way to go American legal system!|Pebe knows that the system works | |Way to go American legal system!|Pebe knows that the system works. | ||
|$$$$$$$$$$$$|Pebe Jewbert | |$$$$$$$$$$$$|Pebe Jewbert | ||
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{{quote|Isn't it strange that it's legal to own a woman this way? Listen Ursula, we want her voice back. #freeKesha|Lady Gaga, | {{quote|Isn't it strange that it's legal to own a woman this way? Listen Ursula, we want her voice back. #freeKesha|Lady Gaga, master of jurisprudence.}} | ||
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Meanwhile, Ke$ha was busy dealing with [[Sane|haters]] on Instagram who believed her to just be a fat, ugly, untalented, lying whore. In an attempt to prove them wrong, Ke$ha then decided to post numerous images of her fake titties and fat arse | Meanwhile, Ke$ha was busy dealing with [[Sane|haters]] on Instagram who believed her to just be a fat, ugly, untalented, lying whore. In an attempt to prove them wrong, Ke$ha then decided to post numerous images of her fake titties and fat arse, something that a whore would clearly never do! | ||
Eventually, a kind soul named '''jackknife76''' decided to offer Ke$ha some friendly advice and told her to stop being a fat, attention-whoring cunt | Eventually, a kind soul named '''jackknife76''' decided to offer Ke$ha some [[PROTIP|friendly advice]] and told her to stop being a fat, attention-whoring cunt at every opportunity. Unfortunately for jackknife, Ke$ha was [[butthurt]] by this advice and proceeded to make an Instagram post shaming jackknife as a fat-shamer. | ||
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|I have been battling depression and an eating disorder for a while now. my career is in a strange place and it feels like I'm fighting an uphill fight some days. but I have decided to take my life back. my freedom. my happiness. my voice. my worth. I will not just fucking be quiet and hide. today I will say fuck it and live. So FUUUUUUUUCK it. today I'm making that choice. AND IM HAPPY AS A DAMN CLAM. and also a big ol fuck u if u wanna hate on my body. just remember that makes u look like a dickhead. ✌🏼️|Ke$ha thinks we're dickheads | |I have been battling depression and an eating disorder for a while now. my career is in a strange place and it feels like I'm fighting an uphill fight some days. but I have decided to take my life back. my freedom. my happiness. my voice. my worth. I will not just fucking be quiet and hide. today I will say fuck it and live. So FUUUUUUUUCK it. today I'm making that choice. AND IM HAPPY AS A DAMN [[Vagoo|CLAM]]. and also a big ol fuck u if u wanna hate on my body. just remember that makes u look like a dickhead. ✌🏼️|Ke$ha thinks we're dickheads. | ||
|dear @jackknife76 , I see that you would very much like me to know that you think I'm ugly, and also a "whore". well, I understand that that is your opinion, but I disagree. I'm not perfect but I'm pretty fucking magical. and also, I am not, in fact, a whore. also bullying someone who has struggled publicly with body issues is pretty mean. thank god I'm in a place in my life where I feel empowered to address your nasty comments instead of letting them destroy me. so. on behalf of anyone anywhere who struggles with body image, STOP IT. my body is not your business. ✨in conclusion, kiss my magical imperfect ass 💋❤️✌🏼️💅|Fat$ha | |dear @jackknife76 , I see that you would very much like me to know that you think I'm ugly, and also a "whore". well, I understand that that is your opinion, but I disagree. I'm not perfect but I'm pretty fucking magical. and also, I am not, in fact, a whore. also bullying someone who has struggled publicly with body issues is pretty mean. thank god I'm in a place in my life where I feel empowered to address your nasty comments instead of letting them destroy me. so. on behalf of anyone anywhere who struggles with body image, STOP IT. my body is not your business. ✨in conclusion, kiss my magical imperfect ass 💋❤️✌🏼️💅|Fat$ha | ||
|mr peeps taught me about unconditional love. I adore my little trash cat. I also am so happy I have some people in my life that are trustworthy and loyal. weed the shady fuckers out before they bite. trust me.|Ke$ha | |mr peeps taught me about unconditional love. I adore my little [[The Blue Waffle|trash cat]]. I also am so happy I have some people in my life that are trustworthy and loyal. weed the shady fuckers out before they bite. trust me.|Ke$ha | ||
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In June of 2016, Ke$ha performed at Disney World's Gay Days in Orlando, Florida. At the end of her performance, she helped one of her gay fans named '''Joseph "Joey" Negrelli''' propose to his | In June of 2016, Ke$ha performed at Disney World's Gay Days in Orlando, Florida. At the end of her performance, she helped one of her gay fans named '''Joseph "Joey" Negrelli''' propose to his boyfriend [[Paki|'''Naveed''']] and then promptly began crying at the sight of such gayness occurring before her eyes. The unholy union of faggotry washed in the sea donkey's tears summoned the [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] and within a week, Orlando began to suffer the consequences of accepting Ke$ha into their midst as crazy, spooky and tragic shit started hitting the fan. | ||
Meet '''Christina Grimmie''', a 22-year-old singer, [[weeaboo]] and [[YouTuber]] who found a moderate amount of fame after appearing as a contestant on NBC's [[Tay Zonday|''The Voice'']]. Christina, who had also performed at the previous month's Humane Society Gala, was performing in Orlando less than a week after Ke$ha's Gay Days performance when she was gunned down by a 27-year-old [[ginger]] [[atheist]] and [[Geek Squad]] employee named '''Kevin James Loibl''' during an autograph session after her show. | Meet '''Christina Grimmie''', a 22-year-old singer, [[weeaboo]] and [[YouTuber]] who found a moderate amount of fame after appearing as a contestant on NBC's [[Tay Zonday|''The Voice'']]. Christina, who had also performed at the previous month's Humane Society Gala, was performing in Orlando less than a week after Ke$ha's Gay Days performance when she was gunned down by a 27-year-old [[ginger]] [[atheist]] and [[Geek Squad]] employee named '''Kevin James Loibl''' during an autograph session after her show. | ||
It was initially reported that [[The Amazing Atheist|The Amazing Ginger Atheist]] had killed Grimmie because she was a known [[Christfag]] | It was initially reported that [[The Amazing Atheist|The Amazing Ginger Atheist]] had killed Grimmie because she was a known [[Christfag]], but this was quickly proven to be false. The even moar lulzy truth was that Loibl had developed a disturbing obsession with Grimmie and had [[unrealistic expectations]] of one day becoming her [[Chris-Chan|girlfriend-free boyfriend]]. | ||
Loibl's slightly-unhealthy obsession with Christina Grimmie eventually led him to '''''get [[Michael Jackson|plastic surgery]] and become a [[Vagina|vegan]] in an attempt to win over her heart'''''. Despite his obsession with Grimmie, Loibl seemingly remained completely unaware of the fact she was already in a relationship with Stephen Rezza, her producer, until his friends showed him pictures of the happy couple. Loibl reacted to this revelation by doing what any reasonable person would do – | Loibl's slightly-unhealthy obsession with Christina Grimmie eventually led him to '''''get [[Michael Jackson|plastic surgery]] and become a [[Vagina|vegan]] in an attempt to win over her heart'''''. Despite his obsession with Grimmie, Loibl seemingly remained completely unaware of the fact she was already in a relationship with Stephen Rezza, her producer, until his friends showed him pictures of the happy couple. Loibl reacted to this revelation by doing what any reasonable person would do – he decided that he'd drive to Orlando and shoot her dead. | ||
Loibl, apparently unaware that the police may wish to [[Kill|talk to him]] after gunning down a woman in front of hundreds of people, had originally planned on to simply driving back home for his daily fap after murdering Grimmie | Loibl, apparently unaware that the police may wish to [[Kill|talk to him]] after gunning down a woman in front of hundreds of people, had originally planned on to simply driving back home for his daily fap after murdering Grimmie. Unfortunately, his ingenious plot was ruined when Christina's brother immediately tackled the scrawny ginger cunt to the ground and prepared to [[Netoraserare|beat the living shit out of]] the faggot who had just shot his sister. Realizing that he was a pussy who couldn't handle a beating or [[Bubba|arserape]] in prison, Loibl then took the coward's way out by becoming [[an hero]]. | ||
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When Ke$ha, who was in [[Pittsburgh]] for a performance at [[Gay pride|Pittsburgh Pride]], learned of the shooting she found an old photo of herself with a less-dead Christina Grimmie and posted it on Instagram along with her demands for gun control | When Ke$ha, who was in [[Pittsburgh]] for a performance at [[Gay pride|Pittsburgh Pride]], learned of the shooting she found an old photo of herself with a less-dead Christina Grimmie and posted it on Instagram along with her demands for gun control because we all know that the evil, sentient gun was solely to blame for this tragedy and not the fucking psychotic ginger faggot who '''''drove for 2 FUCKING HOURS''''' just to use the gun on a woman that he had never even met [[IRL]]. | ||
Oh, and one of her spastic fans somehow decided that Christina Grimmie's death must have been Dr. Luke's fault and used this as an opportunity to call for his death. | Oh, and one of her spastic fans somehow decided that Christina Grimmie's death must have been Dr. Luke's fault and used this as an opportunity to call for his death. | ||
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The next day, once again in Orlando, a homosexual [[Muslim]] named '''Omar Mir Seddique Mateen''' walked into [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|the Pulse nightclub]], his favourite gay bar, and proceeded to gun down his homosexual brethren – | The next day, once again in Orlando, a highly rapeable, homosexual [[Muslim]] named '''Omar Mir Seddique Mateen''' walked into [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|the Pulse nightclub]], his favourite gay bar, and proceeded to gun down his spic homosexual brethren – an act that earned him the [[high score]] with a '''''total of 49 kills''''' and ended with him too becoming an [[martyr]] and getting his [[Asspie|72 virgins]]. [[gg]] m8. | ||
Despite the fact that Mateen was shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!" while gunning down 50 fags and had previously pledged his allegiance to [[ISIS]], this was [[Bullshit|definitely not a terrorist attack]] and was merely an isolated incident of a gay Muslim going [[batshit insane]] and murdering 50 of his fellow gays for [[ | Despite the fact that Mateen was shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!" while gunning down 50 fags and had previously pledged his allegiance to [[ISIS]], this was [[Bullshit|definitely not a terrorist attack]] and was merely an isolated incident of a cock-starved gay Muslim going [[batshit insane]] and murdering 50 of his fellow gays for [[Desperate|no apparent reason]]. After all, '''''guns don't kill people, [[Fundies]] kill people'''''. | ||
In response to this second tragedy, both Ke$ha and Pebe took to Instagram and Twitter to voice their [[opinions]]. | In response to this second tragedy, both Ke$ha and Pebe took to Instagram and Twitter to voice their [[Shit|opinions]]. | ||
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A week after Lane Graves' death, Florida's utterly incompetent park officials released a statement claiming that they were certain that the alligator responsible for Lane's death had been captured and [[euthanize]]d. The | A week after Lane Graves' death, Florida's utterly incompetent park officials released a statement claiming that they were certain that the alligator responsible for Lane's death had been captured and [[euthanize]]d. The problem? They came to this conclusion after they '''''rounded up six fucking gators from the area and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|holocausted all of them''''']]. | ||
Now that the gators have been denied their right to due process, it's only a matter of time before bleeding-heart Ke$ha shows up. | Now that the gators have been denied their right to due process, it's only a matter of time before bleeding-heart Ke$ha shows up and blames Luke. | ||
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{{quote|I don't know if you guys know what I'm going through, I'm going through a lawsuit.|Ke$ha, on her [[LOL|first world problems]]}} | {{quote|I don't know if you guys know what I'm going through, I'm going through a lawsuit.|Ke$ha, on her [[LOL|first world problems]].}} | ||
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Part 1: Kesha
Following our beautiful heroine's three month stay at Timberline Knolls, the wretched fairytale continued as she decided to falsely accuse Prince Lukasz of raeping her while she was under the evil spell of Ursula the sea witch.
Yes, the bitch's drama got too long for a single page. Great job, Ke$ha!
LOL & Order: Self-Victimization Unit
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On October 14, 2014, Ke$ha finally made her big comeback after a year-long hiatus – By filing a lawsuit against Dr. Luke in Los Angeles that contained numerous accusations against him that included drugs, rape, moar drugs, moar rape, "violent arm flailing" and other assorted bullshit that you'd have to be a retard or third-wave feminist to actually believe.
If you weren't already convinced that Ke$ha is a lying cow, then chances are that you will be after reading the actual accusations that she ended up making against Dr. Luke – Several of which are such blatant lies that they'd make even an experienced liar such as Hillary Clinton cringe.
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The following are some examples of the supposed "verbal abuse" that Ke$ha accused Dr. Luke of.
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HA HA HA, OH WOW, we're not sure where to even begin with this shit – Well, actually we are.
Ke$ha just accused Dr. Luke of attempting to "blackmail" his own wife into getting an abortion by ignoring her for 6 FUCKING MONTHS – This sounds horrible until you realize that Dr. Luke isn't married and his girlfriend, who we'll cover later in this article, was clearly never "blackmailed" as Ke$ha claims.
Next up is the assertion that Dr. Luke got his nickname from distributing drugs to the cast of Saturday Night Live – Also a blatant lie that's based on a completely untrue rumour.
—An anonymous source (probably Pebe) |
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Naturally, Dr. Luke was not happy with being publically slandered and immediately filed a defamation suit against Ke$ha, Pebe, Jack Rovner and Vector Management in the states of New York and Tennessee.
—Christine Lepera, Luke's lawyer |
The next day the court sent out a man named Alberto Gutiérrez to serve Ke$ha with a summons, but noone answered the door. The next day, Alberto tried again but still noone answered. This continued for 6 FUCKING DAYS until Alberto had finally had enough of Ke$ha's bullshit and decided to attach the summons to her door using a sticker from a Rainbow Acres oven roasted chicken, he then mailed her another copy of the summons to make sure that she'd fucking get it.
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Ke$ha's fans immediately reacted to the summons by incorrectly assuming that Dr. Luke had personally flown out to Ke$ha's home/meth lab in Los Angeles and attached the summons to her door using oven roasted chicken stickers just to make fun of Ke$ha's weight – Yes, Ke$ha's fans automatically linked an oven roasted chicken and their favourite singer together.
Despite Alberto's clear dedication to his shitty, low-paying job as the court's errand boy, Ke$ha still decided to give him a huge "fuck you" by later lying to the court about never having received the summons.
—Ke$ha, lying after Alberto Gutierrez knocked on her door every day for a fucking week |
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At some point during this long and twisted saga, Ke$ha hired famed criminal defense attorney and Armenian cunt Mark Geragos. Geragos is known for being almost as morally-devoid as Gloria Allred and for taking on the clients who will give him the most money – Regardless of whether they're actually innocent or not-in other words, being a fucking lawyer. Geragos' clientele has included trans-racial paedophile Michael Jackson, domestic abuser and nigger Chris Brown, admitted priest-beater Will Lynch, unfunny, ugly faggot Andy Dick, Chinaman Hung Bao Zhong and rapist paedophile Michelle Holden.
Geragos' most infamous client, however, was arguably Scott Peterson – A California man whose pregnant wife, Laci, was abducted and murdered by Satanists on Christmas Eve in 2002. The botched police investigation quickly centered on Scott because he was cheating and because he was a fucking white male. Before being hired by Scott, Geragos was appearing on Larry King Live and telling the world that all the evidence was stacked against him – But Geragos still had a million reasons to take the case when Scott decided to contact him.
—Jeralyn Merritt, on how much money Geragos made off Scott Peterson |
In the end, Geragos completely screwed Scott Peterson out of all of his money, but Scott won't be needing it now that he's awaiting execution on California's death row – And to top it all off, Geragos didn't even show up in court as the verdict was announced. Ke$ha had truly chosen the perfect counsel to represent her in her frivolous lawsuit against Dr. Luke!
Despite being a lawyer, Mark Geragos is notorious for his unethical behaviour and constant showboating. He's also an unoriginal and trademark infringing cunt who stole the logo designs from Law & Order and Google.
On December 2, 2014, singer and human incarnation of a Tim Burton villain Lady Gaga revealed on The Howard Stern Show that she had been raped by a record producer early in her career when she was 19. Mark Geragos then did what any self-respecting, ethics-abiding lawyer would do – He went on Twitter and used another woman's rape as a tool to score some cheap points for his client.
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Not only was it in extremely poor taste for a supposedly respectable lawyer to be playing a game of Guess the Rapist on Twitter, it was also a blatant lie – Dr. Luke never worked with Lady Gaga and never raped her, a fact that Lady Gaga's own lawyers quickly pointed out as they called bullshit on Geragos' pathetic attempt to stir-up more outrage towards Dr. Luke. It also led to Dr. Luke filing a lawsuit against Mark Geragos for slander.
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In an even more pathetic attempt to save face after this incident, Geragos again implied that Dr. Luke raped Lady Gaga and then threatened to depose Lady Gaga and force her to testify against Luke – That's right. This parasitic, Armenian piece of shit actually tried to get a rape survivor to lie about who raped her and then threatened to drag her to court when she wouldn't lie for him.
Are you still not convinced that you should hire Mark J. Geragos as your attorney? Well you're in luck, because here are some glowing reviews from satisfied clients that are sure to change your mind!
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Mark Geragos Quotes
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With Ke$ha's January 26th court date fast approaching, Mike Eisele decided to organize a peaceful protest outside of the New York courthouse. As expected, the people who showed up were all a bunch of dumb faggots and 16-year-old girls who couldn't even string together a coherent sentence to explain why they were playing truant to attend such an absolute joke of a "protest".
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Unfortunately for these idiots, Ke$ha's court date ended up being postponed and they accomplished absolutely nothing other than recording video evidence of their stupidity.
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Pebe Sebert: Serial Liar
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Since the #FreeKesha movement began, Pebe Sebert had been rallying the troops on Twitter by telling them lies about Ke$ha's "situation" in an attempt to provoke them into harassing Luke. Among these lies was the assertion that Ke$ha has to record 8 more albums – in reality, Ke$ha's contract only requires her to record 3 more albums.
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With Ke$ha's big day postponed until February 19th, it was time for Pebe to face the music for helping in her daughter's plot to slander and extort Dr. Luke. Unfortunately, Pebe isn't the type to go down without a fight and, a day before her court date, she decided to go on The Twitter and accuse Luke of attempting to "blackmail" her into giving up her writing credit on the song Timber by threatening to not pay the other 16 writers – An accusation that seems extremely odd when you realize that Timber was released two fucking years earlier and had her credited as a writer for all that time.
Pebe also went ahead and attempted to drag Max Martin into the drama by accusing him of witnessing Luke's "abuse" of Ke$ha.
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The next day, Pebe was overjoyed when Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich dismissed Dr. Luke's New York defamation suit against her based on the fact that Pebe doesn't live in New York – Yes, it was dismissed due to a technicality and not because Pebe isn't a slanderous cunt rag.
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On February 19, 2016, Ke$ha finally had her chance to prove to the world that she wasn't a big, fat liar by presenting her case in the courtroom of New York Supreme Court Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich✡. Ke$ha's argument was that Dr. Luke had commited Human Rights Violations and Hate Crimes against her – Yes, she actually tried to claim that her contract was slavery and the alleged rape was a hate crime.
Ke$ha and her attorneys managed to present an extremely compelling case that literally consisted of no evidence but, unfortunately for Ke$ha, this complete absence of evidence just wasn't enough to convince Justice Kornreich, who soon ruled against Ke$ha's desperate attempt to get out of her contract and cited the fact that Ke$ha and her shitty lawyers should have presented some actual evidence instead of wasting her time and forcing her to read through 10 inches of sci-fi fantasy bullshit that been cleverly disguised as a stack of important legal documents.
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How could Ke$ha and her team of highly successful lawyers have presented such a flimsy case? Surely a seasoned celebrity lawyer such as the legendary Mark Geragos would have known that a case based purely on conjecture would never stand up in court! Surely they couldn't have spent over a year preparing this case only to end up failing this badly! Or perhaps, just perhaps... losing had actually been their intention all along.
Regardless of what actually led to Ke$ha presenting a shitty case, what is for certain is the fact that after hearing the judge's ruling Ke$ha began leaking fake tears all over the courtroom in a display of thespian prowess that she really should have made use of before the Judge ruled against her.
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Immediately after the judge's ruling, the Twitterverse began to rage at the sight of their damsel in distress sitting in tears at the back of a cold, dark courtroom. Ke$ha's brave fans then did what any reasonable person would do in such a situation and started making death and rape threats against a judge. No, you didn't read that wrong – These fucks actually believed that making death and rape threats against a judge was a good idea.
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Celebretard Deathmatch
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- For full details on all of the celebrity has-beens who got involved, please see: Kesha/Celebrities
It was at this point in the saga that numerous celebrities began clamouring for attention in an attempt to prove themselves as the alpha feminist of the pack.
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After watching their idol cry after having her fragile little arse handed to her by a female judge, Ke$ha's retarded fans began yet another onslaught of mindless bitching on Twitter in the form of a new hashtag called #SonySupportsRape – Because if you can't convince a judge to side with you then you should obviously do the next-best thing and attempt to harass a major record label into meeting your demands by accusing them of supporting rape.
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It wasn't long before Sony's customers began to make inquiries about how to turn off the rape support feature on their Sony devices.
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Never mind the fact that Sony's own internal investigation into Ke$ha's accusations confirmed that she's a deceitful sack of shit, but apparently all of Ke$ha's fans were just too fucking stupid to realize that Sony doesn't even have the ability to do jack shit with Ke$ha's contract as she's signed with Dr. Luke's Kemosabe Records, not directly signed to Sony.
Well, this certainly looks like it will be the end of Sony! Surely no company on Earth could survive being boycotted by a horde of angry, basement dwelling, tweenage sperglings!
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Defending the Doctor
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On February 22, 2016, Dr. Luke finally decided to break his long silence and went on Twitter in an attempt to defend himself against the false accusations that Ke$ha was making against him – Unfortunately for him, this was a horrible mistake. The majority of the responses to his tweets consisted solely of the word "rapist" and merely proved that Dr. Luke really was the victim of a mindless lynch mob.
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On February 23, 2016, TMZ released a video of a deposition during the DAS Communications lawsuit in which Ke$ha and Pebe made it clear that Dr. Luke never abused or even had sex with Ke$ha.
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After a shocking admission like that, one would have expected this tale to be at its end – Unfortunately, Ke$ha wasn't done yet and her lawyer soon attempted to explain the video by claiming that Dr. Luke threatened Ke$ha. Not surprisingly, Ke$ha's spastic fans bought this lie and immediately went back to their daily routine of aggravated Twitterrhea.
The deposition also helped confirm that the rape accusations may have been concocted by David Alan Sonenberg in an attempt to get Ke$ha and her career under his control – While Sonenberg failed in his plot, the accusations where so juicy than Ke$ha and Pebe decided to save them for a rainy day.
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—David Alan Sonenberg was a nice guy and A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP |
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Don't Ever Harass Me Or My Son Again, Bitch
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Several days later, on February 26, Luke's mum decided to speak out in defense of her son.
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Doctor Luke: Portrait of a Monster
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So just who is Dr. Luke? Surely this man must be the absolute scum of the Earth with how people talk about him!
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Even Hitler isn't this reviled! How horrible can a person be? How can this man be so hated?
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OMG TEH MONSTER IS TOUCHING THIS INNOCENT YOUNG WIMMINZ!!111
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Sony is dropping Dr. Luke! Let's party!
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But it fucking didn't.
After Sony informed the raging spergs of #FreeKesha that they lacked the ability to "Free Kesha", Ke$ha's fans began attempting to pressure Sony into firing Dr. Luke based solely on the flimsy allegations of a rainbow-haired sociopath and her fugly mum. Time for yet another hashtag!
#DropDrLuke was a despicable attempt by the #FreeKesha movement to scare Sony into dropping Dr. Luke and, in turn, somehow nullify Ke$ha's contract with Dr. Luke's own record label (in other words, it was another fucking stupid idea that would never fucking work in the first place).
On March 9, 2016, shitty Hollywood tabloid The Wrap published an article that claimed that, according to several unnamed "knowledgeable individuals", Sony Music was planning to drop Dr. Luke a year before his contract with them was set to expire. They also stated that this was being done not because Sony believed Ke$ha's lies, but because the #FreeKesha movement was generating too much bad publicity for Sony.
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As one would expect, the mentally deficient denizens of the #FreeKesha movement immediately took this shitty tabloid rumour at face value and created the classiest hashtag ever to celebrate the most joyous occasion of managing to get a man fired from his job through waging a campaign of online and IRL harassment – #SonyIsDroppingDrLukeParty
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Kunta Ke$ha
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On March 22, 2016, Ke$ha filed an appeal against Shirley Werner Kornreich's ruling. The appeal compared Ke$ha's contract with Dr. Luke to slavery and suggested that the privileged young white bitch was being treated the same way that niggers were treated in the 1800s. Unfortunately for Ke$ha, this comparison was problematic and outraged some progressive cunts. As expected, the members of the SJW horde then began fighting amongst themselves over whether racism or rape was a more serious progressive issue.
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Jess vs. Ke$h
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On April 3, 2016, Ke$ha went on Instagram and made a post where she claimed that she had been offered her "freedom" in exchange for publically apologizing for making false rape accusations against Dr. Luke. Naturally, Ke$ha was unwilling to do the right thing and admit her mistake if it meant that she'd be forever remembered as a talentless bitch who cried rape to get out of her stupid recording contract.
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Not surprisingly, both Dr. Luke and Sony deny ever having made this ridiculous offer to Ke$ha, but that didn't stop Ke$ha's lobotomized fans from believing her lies yet again. In response to this latest revelation, the #FreeKesha hashtag quickly began devolving into #SaveKesha – Once again showing off the fact that these faggots go through hashtags faster than House goes through Vicodin.
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Surely not everyone in the world is fucking stupid enough to fall for this damsel in distress act. Surely there must be someone in the world who's actually willing to stand up to this obvious bullshit and call Ke$ha out as the liar that she is...
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—Jessica James, calling out the morally-devoid whore who falsely accused her man of rape |
Meet Jessica "Moe" James, Dr. Luke's girlfriend and the mother of his two children. Jessica had wisely stayed out of the drama up until now, but upon seeing Ke$ha's abhorrent attempt at painting herself as a victim, Jessica had finally had enough – so she grabbed her selfie stick and set out to prove that anyone can lay in a bed and look like a butthurt cunt.
If you've actually been paying attention to this ridiculously long article up until this point, then you may recall that one of the many allegations in Ke$ha's lolsuit referenced Dr. Luke ignoring his wife for half a year in an attempt to "blackmail" her into having an abortion – But if you don't remember or are incapable of reading this fucking novel, here's a refresher for you.
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Yes, Jessica James is Luke's supposed "wife" who Ke$ha claimed had been horribly mistreated and abused by Dr. Luke – and yet here she is, mocking Ke$ha and calling her out as a liar on Instagram.
At this point, any reasonable human being would realize that Ke$ha lied about Jessica in her lawsuit and almost certainly lied about everything else in it – Unfortunately, Ke$ha's fans are neither reasonable nor human and they reacted to Jessica's Instagram post exactly how you'd expect.
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That's right, the #FreeKesha / #SaveKesha / #WeRapeHashtags hypocrites actually told a woman that they believe is an abuse-victim that she should die. After all, #BelieveWomen only applies to women who are claiming to be victims and not to brave women who stand up and defend innocent men against Twitter lynch mobs.
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Also supporting Luke is Jessica's father, David James, a former cop, priest and hypnotherapist who chimed in and offered his support to Dr. Luke on Instagram.
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Shut Up, Judge 2: White Knight Boogaloo
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On April 6, 2016, judge Shirley Kornreich threw out Ke$ha's frivolous lawsuit against Sony and rejected Ke$ha's claims that she was a slave and the victim of a hate crime.
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>DISMISSING THE LAWSUIT WHILE IMPLYING THAT LUKE IS GUILTY BECAUSE I'M A CUNT
Sorry, feminists, but there's actually a reason for that.
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Internet feminists promptly responded by saying "OMG!!111 YOU ARE SO IGNORANT RAPE IS SEXIST YOU ARE SEXIST EVERYTHING IS SEXIST!!111 VAGINA POWER!!111" and so began yet another tsunami of shitty opinions that blatantly disregarded all of the actual facts and instead relied solely on emotion-fueled bitching.
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Unable to just deal with it and let it go, Jeffrey Wahl, Austin Dean's butt-buddy and fellow fudge-packer, decided that the only option left to free his beloved pop-star waifu from the clutches of the evil Dr. Luke was to petition the Obama administration to make it so the "government" doesn't get to "decide" whether a person was raeped or not.
Jeffrey also hilariously cited an incident involving a judge in Spain, because what happens in Spain is definitely America's problem!
—Do Not Allow The Government To Determine If A Person Was Raped |
Yes, these people are so deluded and out of touch with reality that they're actually petitioning the Obama administration to stop allowing "the goverment" to "determine if a person was raped" because they're buttmad over the fact that Ke$ha's case didn't go like they wanted it to. Apparently they're too retarded to understand that their shitty petition is essentially advocating the dismantling of the entire justice system, destroying people's right to due process and essentially legalizing the lynching of anyone who is accused of rape.
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Ima Show You Mah True Colours
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In mid April, 2016, Ke$ha made a "surprise" appearance at the 2016 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival – Although it wasn't really much of a surprise since everyone already knew that she'd be there with music producer Zedd (Powerword: Anton Zaslavski; Слова силы: Анто́н Засла́вский). The real surprise was that an artist who was supposedly struggling as a result of a lawsuit showed up sporting lip-injections that put Angelina Jolie to shame.
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So how exactly are Ke$ha's fans going to spin this to keep making her look like an innocent victim? Will they say that Luke forced her to get lip-injections? Will They call her "brave"? Or will they just ignore the fact that their supposedly "broke" idol is wasting all of her money on plastic surgery and Botox?
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Apparently, these 16-year-old dumbfucks don't understand that people in true capitalist societies earn money by doing their job and Ke$ha hasn't been doing her fucking job since 2013.
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Naturally, Ke$ha's fans were not happy that Dr. Luke had responded with something so vile and repugnant!
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Wait... were these people even reading the same tweet as us? Let's put on our problematic feminist glasses and take a second look at Dr. Luke's supposedly offensive tweet.
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Thanks for the clarification Social Justice ...
In the weeks after True Colours' release, Ke$ha's fans began accusing Dr. Luke and Sony of attempting to sabotage Ke$ha. Why? Because the song ended up at #74 on the Billboard charts.
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Aside from the fact that Kemosabe and Sony technically weren't even involved in the song's actual production, they also seem to be ignoring the fact that True Colours was originally released in 2015 with a different vocalist – The song isn't even new, the only thing new about it is the fact that Ke$ha's obnoxious, nasal braying is now in it.
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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On May 2, 2016, Ke$ha finally said to Mark Geragos "YOU'RE FIRED!" and replaced the smelly Armenian wankstain with Daniel M. Petrocelli – A lawyer who represents The Donald himself and once achieved the impossible task of winning a wrongful death suit against double-murderer and nigger O.J. Simpson.
After this shocking announcement, Ke$ha's fans who had long stood behind "Uncle Mark" and considered his mere presence a godsend suddenly began to criticize him and point out the fact that he was, in fact, a shitty lawyer all along.
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The Cunting Ground
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Believing that her personal army still wasn't big enough, Ke$ha decided to up the ante and begin a string of performances dedicated to the righteous cause of further slandering Dr. Luke and diminishing actual rape victims. The first of these performances took place on May 7, 2016, at the Humane Society of the United States' To The Rescue Gala in Los Angeles.
As one would expect from an event dedicated to saving animals, Ke$ha performed a moving rendition of Lady Gaga's Til It Happens to You – A song about rape from a horribly inaccurate "documentary" about America's campus rape epidemic entitled The Hunting Ground. Yes, Ke$ha sang a song about rape at an event dedicated to saving animals because she now wants to save all of the innocent animals from being raped by Dracoguard and Sarah Nyberg.
Understandably, there were some objections to Ke$ha's performance from folks who believed that it was fucking stupid to sing a song about rape while showing a Powerpoint presentation that featured images of abused livestock and other assorted animal abuse.
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So what exactly is The Hunting Ground and why is it the shittiest excuse for a "documentary" to ever be unleashed upon the ignorant masses? See for yourself.
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Yes, the film isn't so much a "documentary" as it is a feminist propaganda piece that cites classic discredited bullshit statistics such as "One in five women is raped in college." and "All niggers steal shit." Not only is it a shitty propaganda piece, but it also features at least one woman who falsely accused a man of rape.
Meet Erica Kinsman, the privileged, racist, white bitch who falsely accused 2013 Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston of rape so she could sue Florida State University and extort them into giving her a $7,000,000 settlement. Erica attempted to tell the police that the sex she had with Jameis Winston definitely wasn't consensual because she hates black people and would never have sex with one.
—Erica Klansman |
Unfortunately for Erica, proof was discovered that she was actually dating a black man at the time and had actually lied to the police about being a racist.
Cock Blocked at the BBMAs
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On May 11, 2016, it was revealed that Ke$ha intended to give a "statement" performance at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas. Her plan was to include pictures of Dr. Luke (most likely as Satan) and she was going to sing a new song entitled Buried Alive – but when word reached Luke that Ke$ha was planning to publically slander him on national television, he rescinded her permission to perform at the BBMAs.
Regrettably, this was what Ke$ha intended all along. After having her permission to give an Emo Sulkybitch-esque performance revoked, Ke$ha immediately went on Facebook and Instagram and made a post where she once again lied her fucking arse off and attempted to play the role of the innocent damsel in distress.
—Ke$ha lies about her intentions for the BBMAs. |
Yes, she attempted to claim that she was going to cover a Bob Dylan song and make no references to Luke – Not very believable from someone who was singing about rape at an animal rights gala the previous week. Also notable is the fact that known child molester and false rape accuser Lena Dunham was supposed to introduce Ke$ha at the BBMAs.
—An anonymous Care2 faggot, being utterly retarded |
The next day, Pebe made yet another series of obnoxious tweets where she whined about her daughter being a slave or some shit.
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Soon after this, Lady Gaga decided to yet again insert her fat arse into the situation by referring to Dr. Luke as a Disney villain.
—Lady Gaga, master of jurisprudence. |
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—Ke$ha loves Ben "fucker" Folds |
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—Ke$ha, being insane |
—Common Gay Boy thinks that Luke also torpedoed Ke$ha's arse |
STOP FAT SLUT SHAMING ME!
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Meanwhile, Ke$ha was busy dealing with haters on Instagram who believed her to just be a fat, ugly, untalented, lying whore. In an attempt to prove them wrong, Ke$ha then decided to post numerous images of her fake titties and fat arse, something that a whore would clearly never do!
Eventually, a kind soul named jackknife76 decided to offer Ke$ha some friendly advice and told her to stop being a fat, attention-whoring cunt at every opportunity. Unfortunately for jackknife, Ke$ha was butthurt by this advice and proceeded to make an Instagram post shaming jackknife as a fat-shamer.
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In case it wasn't already obvious, yes, Ke$ha merely needs to tell her fans a name to get them to attack.
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No, Luke, I am your Failtroll
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As soon as the calendar turned another page and June 2016 arrived, a smelly Romanian hacker named sw4ylol blessed the Animals with an early Christmas present – Dr. Luke's mobile phone number!
—sw4ylol, an hour before being B& from Twitter |
As expected, the Animals quickly began another round of harassment against Luke.
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In an unexpected development, Twitter decided to actually enforce its rules for once and began locking accounts that leaked Dr. Luke's phone number – A turn of events that angered Ke$ha's fans.
—DaveSebert, disgusted that he can't tweet peoples' dox |
Orlando and the Curse of Ke$ha
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In June of 2016, Ke$ha performed at Disney World's Gay Days in Orlando, Florida. At the end of her performance, she helped one of her gay fans named Joseph "Joey" Negrelli propose to his boyfriend Naveed and then promptly began crying at the sight of such gayness occurring before her eyes. The unholy union of faggotry washed in the sea donkey's tears summoned the DOUBLE NIGGER and within a week, Orlando began to suffer the consequences of accepting Ke$ha into their midst as crazy, spooky and tragic shit started hitting the fan.
Meet Christina Grimmie, a 22-year-old singer, weeaboo and YouTuber who found a moderate amount of fame after appearing as a contestant on NBC's The Voice. Christina, who had also performed at the previous month's Humane Society Gala, was performing in Orlando less than a week after Ke$ha's Gay Days performance when she was gunned down by a 27-year-old ginger atheist and Geek Squad employee named Kevin James Loibl during an autograph session after her show.
It was initially reported that The Amazing Ginger Atheist had killed Grimmie because she was a known Christfag, but this was quickly proven to be false. The even moar lulzy truth was that Loibl had developed a disturbing obsession with Grimmie and had unrealistic expectations of one day becoming her girlfriend-free boyfriend.
Loibl's slightly-unhealthy obsession with Christina Grimmie eventually led him to get plastic surgery and become a vegan in an attempt to win over her heart. Despite his obsession with Grimmie, Loibl seemingly remained completely unaware of the fact she was already in a relationship with Stephen Rezza, her producer, until his friends showed him pictures of the happy couple. Loibl reacted to this revelation by doing what any reasonable person would do – he decided that he'd drive to Orlando and shoot her dead.
Loibl, apparently unaware that the police may wish to talk to him after gunning down a woman in front of hundreds of people, had originally planned on to simply driving back home for his daily fap after murdering Grimmie. Unfortunately, his ingenious plot was ruined when Christina's brother immediately tackled the scrawny ginger cunt to the ground and prepared to beat the living shit out of the faggot who had just shot his sister. Realizing that he was a pussy who couldn't handle a beating or arserape in prison, Loibl then took the coward's way out by becoming an hero.
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When Ke$ha, who was in Pittsburgh for a performance at Pittsburgh Pride, learned of the shooting she found an old photo of herself with a less-dead Christina Grimmie and posted it on Instagram along with her demands for gun control because we all know that the evil, sentient gun was solely to blame for this tragedy and not the fucking psychotic ginger faggot who drove for 2 FUCKING HOURS just to use the gun on a woman that he had never even met IRL.
Oh, and one of her spastic fans somehow decided that Christina Grimmie's death must have been Dr. Luke's fault and used this as an opportunity to call for his death.
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The next day, once again in Orlando, a highly rapeable, homosexual Muslim named Omar Mir Seddique Mateen walked into the Pulse nightclub, his favourite gay bar, and proceeded to gun down his spic homosexual brethren – an act that earned him the high score with a total of 49 kills and ended with him too becoming an martyr and getting his 72 virgins. gg m8.
Despite the fact that Mateen was shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!" while gunning down 50 fags and had previously pledged his allegiance to ISIS, this was definitely not a terrorist attack and was merely an isolated incident of a cock-starved gay Muslim going batshit insane and murdering 50 of his fellow gays for no apparent reason. After all, guns don't kill people, Fundies kill people.
In response to this second tragedy, both Ke$ha and Pebe took to Instagram and Twitter to voice their opinions.
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Two days later, Orlando was hit with its third tragedy in less than a week when a 2-year-old boy named Lane Graves who was visiting a Disney resort with his family was suddenly abducted by an alligator. The following day Lane's body was recovered and the Seberts offered the following condolences to Lane's grieving family.
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A week after Lane Graves' death, Florida's utterly incompetent park officials released a statement claiming that they were certain that the alligator responsible for Lane's death had been captured and euthanized. The problem? They came to this conclusion after they rounded up six fucking gators from the area and holocausted all of them.
Now that the gators have been denied their right to due process, it's only a matter of time before bleeding-heart Ke$ha shows up and blames Luke.
—Ke$ha, on her first world problems. |
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