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{{天|This user is a Rapist, Cheats on his girlfriend, Loves to steal and is a big fat; <big>Criminal</big>!|DerrrrpIanAlert.jpg|300px|green|43%}} | {{天|This user is a Rapist, Cheats on his girlfriend, Loves to steal and is a big fat; <big>Criminal</big>!|DerrrrpIanAlert.jpg|300px|green|43%}} | ||
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[[File:WTFIanTrash.jpg|thumb|Note: The Trash can is more amusing than that polar bear of an Eskimo Bisexual in this bitch!]] | [[File:WTFIanTrash.jpg|thumb|Note: The Trash can is more amusing than that polar bear of an Eskimo Bisexual in this bitch!]] | ||
[[File:7elevenpissedoff.jpg|thumb|left|Oh dear, I guess She has company and the Owner is calling 911]] | |||
[[File:Rinachanboyfriendarrested.jpg|thumb|left|Sir You are under Arrested for Stealing that 12 pack of Red bull!]] | |||
[[File:Sanjipissedoffbytroll.png|thumb|If I were [[Rina-chan|Kira]] right now, I'd rather become a total [[Lesbian]] than to date this Jailbait chicken bastard!]] | |||
[[File:IanrapedSony-Mae.jpg|thumb|what happened man? I guess [[Sony-Mae|Kira's Pussy is to small]] for your Donkey dick that it won't even fit]] | |||
[[File:ThepolicehuntedIanDown.jpg|thumb|Oh Shit the [[Cops|Police fucked you up again]] wow, that's so funny!]] | |||
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== KING of wtf is this shit, Your Sanji not Luffy == | == KING of wtf is this shit, Your Sanji not Luffy == | ||
So, one day he went to seven Eleven in [[Alaska|Anchorage]] and stole a 12 pack of Red Bull for his [[Love|RinaChan]] and later he got arrested by the [[Cops|Po-po]] for not paying $45 for the 12 pack of [[Cocaine|Redbull]]. | So, one day he went to seven Eleven in [[Alaska|Anchorage]] and stole a 12 pack of Red Bull for his [[Love|RinaChan]] and later he got arrested by the [[Cops|Po-po]] for not paying $45 for the 12 pack of [[Cocaine|Redbull]]. | ||
When he was in Prison some guys [[Rape|Fucked him in the ass and made this guy a Homo in Alaskan Prison]] while 4 years later a guy by the name of [[Guido|Micheal Bucketface]] introduced this [[gay|Dumb Shit Face]] his daughter [[Rina-Chan|Kira]]! He just went from being in [[Prison]] to Bailout freedom! | When he was in Prison some guys [[Rape|Fucked him in the ass and made this guy a Homo in Alaskan Prison]] while 4 years later a guy by the name of [[Guido|Micheal Bucketface]] introduced this [[gay|Dumb Shit Face]] his daughter [[Rina-Chan|Kira]]! He just went from being in [[Prison]] to Bailout freedom! | ||
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== '''The Stupidity he causes towards Japan''' == | == '''The Stupidity he causes towards Japan''' == | ||
Then some guy made his ass became Sanji and nobody gave a damn because unlike his [[Love|Girlfriend]], He is a total douche and makes other [[Weeaboos|Wapanese guy look like Billy mays]]! It is so bad that this [[Animu|Sanji]] went from hey what's up Luffy to a pissed off [[Over 9000|Super Saiyan]]. He doesn't Voice Act at all he Models and dummies even [[sex|have sex with him even though their fat guys!]] | Then some guy made his ass became Sanji and nobody gave a damn because unlike his [[Love|Girlfriend]], He is a total douche and makes other [[Weeaboos|Wapanese guy look like Billy mays]]! It is so bad that this [[Animu|Sanji]] went from hey what's up Luffy to a pissed off [[Over 9000|Super Saiyan]]. He doesn't Voice Act at all he Models and dummies even [[sex|have sex with him even though their fat guys!]] | ||
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== I don't give a fuck about women, I want Anime Pussy! == | == I don't give a fuck about women, I want Anime Pussy! == | ||
While trying to [[Rape|Fucking Kira]] isn't enough he got busted again for trying Sexual Harass another lady known as [[Sony-Mae]] when he thought "Hey, let's [[Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy|rape her pussy]]! It is so bad that he even banned uploading that shit to [[Internets|Youporn]]! It's like he's a fucking Sex ninja and we all know why he ended up being a [[American]] [[Redneck]] of [[Alaska|Mother fucking King of AK]]. | While trying to [[Rape|Fucking Kira]] isn't enough he got busted again for trying Sexual Harass another lady known as [[Sony-Mae]] when he thought "Hey, let's [[Fuck_her_right_in_the_pussy|rape her pussy]]! It is so bad that he even banned uploading that shit to [[Internets|Youporn]]! It's like he's a fucking Sex ninja and we all know why he ended up being a [[American]] [[Redneck]] of [[Alaska|Mother fucking King of AK]]. | ||
When that shit happened everyone panicked and call [[Cops|911]] again and this time he was arrested and beaten the shit out of and went to the same [[Prison|Jail in Alaska again]]! Then HE Realizes why [[Shit|he fucked it up for realz]] | When that shit happened everyone panicked and call [[Cops|911]] again and this time he was arrested and beaten the shit out of and went to the same [[Prison|Jail in Alaska again]]! Then HE Realizes why [[Shit|he fucked it up for realz]] | ||
Then he realizes that He get free food and free room to stay everyday. He also gets a horny bastard bubba to make his ass come true. It's a funny fact that he even made [[knife|Prison Shank]] while beating a guy who tries to fuck him while '''dropping the soap''' during shower time! | Then he realizes that He get free food and free room to stay everyday. He also gets a horny bastard bubba to make his ass come true. It's a funny fact that he even made [[knife|Prison Shank]] while beating a guy who tries to fuck him while '''dropping the soap''' during shower time! | ||
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== External Links to this dumbass == | == External Links to this dumbass == | ||
* | *{{twitter|ak_Pirateprince|His Twitter for Raping Women}} | ||
*{{fb|ian.keen.54|His Facebook full of Emo tards}} | |||
* | *{{ytuser|AKPiratePrince|His fucking Youtube what a Douche}} | ||
*{{fb|pages/AK-Pirate-Prince/233937583412505|FB Nazi business}} | |||
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[[Category:People|Hasselhoff, Ian]] | |||
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This user is a Rapist, Cheats on his girlfriend, Loves to steal and is a big fat; Criminal! |
Ian Hasselhoff aka (Powerword Ian J Keen) is a Hot guy from Anchorage and also a demeaning Onepiece Sanji's retarded Brother who won't Shut up about his Runka Friend. He even had a pet Salamander after the name Kira.
He was born in Anchorage, Alaska in [1986-] He suffered from OCD like a douchebag kid would We all know that this douche Couldn't reveal his Birthday, However he went butthurt really badly when every White Normal Alaskans rejected him because he was trying to Have a fun Sex time in the restroom down a couple blocks in Encore Ave. Obviously this Douchebag went Super Saiyan on Every Azn who likes Rina Cunt and went Bat Shit Insane on
them! We all know this guy promotes himself to make himself look like a Dumbass Trash Can. We all know that he's a Bisexual Polar Bear that eats Pockys and drinks Ramune to ensure his Wapanese Kawaii! Then again even Black guys are scared shitless that he burned a Popeyes 4 piece meal just to tell them
—Ian Hasselhoff being a big dick wonder in Downtown | ||
KING of wtf is this shit, Your Sanji not Luffy
So, one day he went to seven Eleven in Anchorage and stole a 12 pack of Red Bull for his RinaChan and later he got arrested by the Po-po for not paying $45 for the 12 pack of Redbull.
When he was in Prison some guys Fucked him in the ass and made this guy a Homo in Alaskan Prison while 4 years later a guy by the name of Micheal Bucketface introduced this Dumb Shit Face his daughter Kira! He just went from being in Prison to Bailout freedom!
The Stupidity he causes towards Japan
Then some guy made his ass became Sanji and nobody gave a damn because unlike his Girlfriend, He is a total douche and makes other Wapanese guy look like Billy mays! It is so bad that this Sanji went from hey what's up Luffy to a pissed off Super Saiyan. He doesn't Voice Act at all he Models and dummies even have sex with him even though their fat guys!
I don't give a fuck about women, I want Anime Pussy!
While trying to Fucking Kira isn't enough he got busted again for trying Sexual Harass another lady known as Sony-Mae when he thought "Hey, let's rape her pussy! It is so bad that he even banned uploading that shit to Youporn! It's like he's a fucking Sex ninja and we all know why he ended up being a American Redneck of Mother fucking King of AK.
When that shit happened everyone panicked and call 911 again and this time he was arrested and beaten the shit out of and went to the same Jail in Alaska again! Then HE Realizes why he fucked it up for realz
Then he realizes that He get free food and free room to stay everyday. He also gets a horny bastard bubba to make his ass come true. It's a funny fact that he even made Prison Shank while beating a guy who tries to fuck him while dropping the soap during shower time!
The Fucking aftermath and JJBA with my Current bitch
Basically he has gone to jail and now got released with a special contract that if were have sex with Another women His Gal would get a AK47 and shoot his bitch ass up! It's so bad that He finally STFU and learns that what he's been missing and realizes this as a solution!
—Ian getting pissed off of His homegirl | ||
Yet, Today his sick fetishes and were-about are mysterious a shit and we all know what he was on before he started to fuck women. It was obviously drugs that he bought from his DrugLord dealer of the North in Canada! Yeah He's so dumb that he even relates himself as a Number 1 asshole to Anime! If he were to ever touch a White pussy again he'll rather fuck a Black gal in the pussy!
External Links to this dumbass
His Twitter for Raping Women
His Facebook full of Emo tards
His fucking Youtube what a Douche- FB Nazi business
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