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'''Castration''' is the removal of the [[balls|testes]] from a male organism. Side effects include de-masculinization, mental [[retard]]ation, [[Troll's Remorse]], decreased libido, and improved flavor. | '''Castration''' is the removal of the [[balls|testes]] from a male organism. Side effects include de-masculinization, mental [[retard]]ation, [[Troll's Remorse]], decreased libido, and improved flavor. | ||
== Why Castration? == | == Why Castration? == | ||
* Livestock are frequently castrated to keep [[furries]] from sneaking onto the farm to have their [[anus]]es destroyed by [[bestiality|bullpenis]]. | * Livestock are frequently castrated to keep [[furries]] from sneaking onto the farm to have their [[anus]]es destroyed by [[bestiality|bullpenis]]. | ||
* [[Pedophiles]] may be castrated to keep them from [[raping]] children. But that would stop the [[lulz]]. | * [[Pedophiles]] may be castrated to keep them from [[raping]] children. But that would stop the [[lulz]]. | ||
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* [[Furfags]] should be castrated for the good of all mankind. | * [[Furfags]] should be castrated for the good of all mankind. | ||
* [[Hitler]] castrated [[Jews]] and [[retards]] [[for the lulz]] and the good of all mankind. | * [[Hitler]] castrated [[Jews]] and [[retards]] [[for the lulz]] and the good of all mankind. | ||
==Vasectomy== | ==Vasectomy== | ||
A Vasectomy is a method of [[POS|birth control]] that involves a simple operation that severs the sperm duct, that causes the patient to be sterile. In other words, a vasectomy is your best defense against [[babies]] and the dreaded [[Cock Trapper|cock-trappers]]. It can save you from forced [[marriage]], [[drama]], legal action, trips to the [[Maury|Maury show]] and save you [[Over 9000|thousands of dollars]]. Its the investment that keeps on giving, that also earns you extra [[man points]] in the process. So [[STFU]] and [[DO IT FAGGOT]] | A Vasectomy is a method of [[POS|birth control]] that involves a simple operation that severs the sperm duct, that causes the patient to be sterile. In other words, a vasectomy is your best defense against [[babies]] and the dreaded [[Cock Trapper|cock-trappers]]. It can save you from forced [[marriage]], [[drama]], legal action, trips to the [[Maury|Maury show]] and save you [[Over 9000|thousands of dollars]]. Its the investment that keeps on giving, that also earns you extra [[man points]] in the process. So [[STFU]] and [[DO IT FAGGOT]] | ||
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*[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html A true male hero who severely PWNED a would-be cock trapping cunt with a Vasectomy. Not that this is a story he could ever tell his children of course.] | *[http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html A true male hero who severely PWNED a would-be cock trapping cunt with a Vasectomy. Not that this is a story he could ever tell his children of course.] | ||
==Gallery== | |||
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File:Horse castration 1.jpg | |||
File:Horse castration 2.jpg | |||
File:Horse castration 3.jpg | |||
File:My Little Pony penis implosion.png | |||
Image:Statueguy.jpg|A monument symbolizing a mans liberation from babies via vasectomy. Although this seems pointless since his cock is so tiny anyway. | |||
Image:King kong castrated.jpg|[[The Amazing Atheist]] gets pwned by Razorwitch. | |||
Image:Retard couple eunich.jpg|[[retard|Retards]] enjoy being castrated. | |||
File:Tinyhime castrates pedobear.jpg | |||
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==Videos== | |||
<center>{{fv|Videos|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|<youtube>nrvDhSB7GHk</youtube><center>'''Castration and cock cutting is always [[pain series|funny]], especially if done by a [[woman]]'''</center> | |||
|<youtube>xd66Gw9IMfc</youtube><center>'''Thankfully christfags do it to themselves'''</center> | |||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Brony]] | * [[Brony]] | ||
* [[Childfree]] | * [[Childfree]] | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
*[http://www.eunuch.org Eunuch.org, a place for sick fucks, pedophiles, and eunuchs.] | *[http://www.eunuch.org Eunuch.org, a place for sick fucks, pedophiles, and eunuchs.] | ||
*[http://www.statesurge.com/bills/63634 In Louisiana,A Sex Offender can be Chemically '''OR''' Physicallly castrated for a first offence.] | *[http://www.statesurge.com/bills/63634 In Louisiana,A Sex Offender can be Chemically '''OR''' Physicallly castrated for a first offence.] | ||
Revision as of 22:20, 1 May 2013
Castration is the removal of the testes from a male organism. Side effects include de-masculinization, mental retardation, Troll's Remorse, decreased libido, and improved flavor.
Why Castration?
- Livestock are frequently castrated to keep furries from sneaking onto the farm to have their anuses destroyed by bullpenis.
- Pedophiles may be castrated to keep them from raping children. But that would stop the lulz.
- Transsexuals may decide to be castrated to cease production of androgens. However, this makes it impossible to sustain an erection, so doing this too early greatly decreases the amount of money one can make by whoring oneself out on Craigslist to afford sex reassignment surgery.
- Emos psychosomatically castrate themselves through music and poetry.
- Singing little boys may be castrated, supposedly to retain their pre-pubescent singing voice, but obviously to retain their youthful figure. The pedophiles won't like that.
- Feminists routinely castrate any man they can get their harpy-hands on. They do not do it for the lulz.
- Furfags should be castrated for the good of all mankind.
- Hitler castrated Jews and retards for the lulz and the good of all mankind.
Vasectomy
A Vasectomy is a method of birth control that involves a simple operation that severs the sperm duct, that causes the patient to be sterile. In other words, a vasectomy is your best defense against babies and the dreaded cock-trappers. It can save you from forced marriage, drama, legal action, trips to the Maury show and save you thousands of dollars. Its the investment that keeps on giving, that also earns you extra man points in the process. So STFU and DO IT FAGGOT
Getting a vasectomy is a process that generally requires the combination of scrotum, knife and a steady hand. However, a laptop is fine too. And it doesn't always work.
Gallery
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A monument symbolizing a mans liberation from babies via vasectomy. Although this seems pointless since his cock is so tiny anyway.
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The Amazing Atheist gets pwned by Razorwitch.
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Retards enjoy being castrated.
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Videos
See also
- Brony
- Childfree
- Condom
- Democrat
- Emo
- Feminism
- Liberal
- Shemale
- Transsexual
- Eunuch
- The Eunuch Archive
- Vagina dentata
- Who needs castration?
- Sean Taylor A nigga who got shot in the balls
- John Wayne Bobbitt A cracker who got his cock cut off.
- Robotnik-The only guy on the internet who can regenerate balls after being castrated.
External links
- Eunuch.org, a place for sick fucks, pedophiles, and eunuchs.
- In Louisiana,A Sex Offender can be Chemically OR Physicallly castrated for a first offence.
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