User:Zezombia/Dip

American Snus

Dip is the American equivalent of Snus, which is an abbreviated shortcut of a medically inclined headshot while smelling like old-man semen. Those who participate in the act of consuming this substance have also been seen to:

Participate in

• Leaving footprints in concrete
• Bleeding gravy
• Excreting gravy
• Zoophilia

While NOT participating in

• 'Missing_White_Woman'_Syndrome
• Breathing properly
• Running
• Not being American
• Your mom

And in severe cases

• Walking