Pony Cum Jar Project
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The Pony Cum Jar Project, also known as the MLP Cum Jar, was a 4chaner's little home project which involved placing a My Little Pony figurine inside of a jar and then filling said jar with his own jizz. According to the man behind this project, a Danish brony, he was inspired by 4chan's infamous Cum Collector, and began to start a cum collection of his own, but this time with a twist: Being a filthy brony, placed a figurine of Rainbow Dash as a centerpiece for the jar. Day in; day out; he filled by jar little by little. BUT UNEXPECTEDLY, something CATASTROPHIC occurred during the procedure. He left his cum jar on top of a radiator that night that was interconnected to a furnace, which had boiled his cum with the MLP figurine inside it; a fate not even Hitler would wish upon anyone. Now his jizz was brown and caramelized, and there were brown stain lines where the cum had sunken due to its solidification fused to the jar as well as on the figurine. He urgently made a thread on 4chan's /mlp/ board to announce that his experiment was a failure. Apparently, he had plans to bury the jar when it was full and it smelled like "200 rotting corpses". This failure however did not stop him from chasing his destiny, and he started anew. After years of putting his sploodge on the grind, his long-awaited destiny has been realized.
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If you think the Pony Cum Jar Project was a closed incident, then you're wrong. Because bronies are a particularly fucked-up race of people, there were of course others who attempted to recreate this experiment. Some unique spin-offs were also tried with piss jars and what not.
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