Nyan Cat
Nyan Cat (or Pop-Tart Cat) is a shitty meme, which was stolen by some faggot and posted on the net.
What exactly is this meme?
The meme itself was nothing more than a pixelated picture of a cat/poptart hybrid by a furry named Prguitarman, aka Chris Torres, who wanted to combine his two desired fetishes: food and cats, while simultaneously making his buttfucked creation shit rainbows with enough propulsive power to launch it into space. It soon became a popular image among furfags and even some non-furfags.
It also became an excuse for Saraj00n to make a shitty video of it with Hatsune Miku music in the background to gain views, since half of his other shit is beyond irredeemable.
Obligatory Rule 34
"Get your hands out of your pants, you sick fuck."
Its Fame
The meme suddenly sprouted fame once Ray William Johnson came all over the place after the first nyan. He then, just as with all the fecal detritus he posts, ripped the video for his utterly fail show.
The video from where Nyan Cat got its fame. (Skip to 1:06 for the cat)
Full Of Himself
Once Prguitarman got the e-fame he whored so desperately for, he decided to take it another step and began mass advertising.
Like all (forced up your ass) memes, T-shirts have been made and soon a FA banner of a shitty nyan Fender. Blind dumbshit furries praised it, while others raged at how irritating it was. Luckily, it was taken down after a few days.
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—A sick fuck furry | ||
The Cancer Spreads
After Saraj00n and RWJ made their videos about Nyan Cat, more and more people jumped on the bandwagon and started making their own even shittier roasts. These pieces of shit were usually made up of Nyan Cat spin-offs, camwhores acting like Nyan Cat, and even some faggots who dressed up their pets like Nyan Cat.
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One mentally fucked-up wannabe-furfag called Template:Youtube2 went and took shit to the extreme and made a giant poptart, wore it on along with cat ears and a mask with a hole in it and pretended to run through space. The video of that shit is below.
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A retard called Template:Youtube2 (his channel is blank and his videos are hidden) shat out what could very well be the most fucktarded Nyan Cat video yet. NYAN CAT DISCO REMIX, with Nyan Cat doing a series of faggot disco moves throughout. It seems to have not come to the attention of the video's creator that disco died way back in early 90s. Still, that didn't prevent this video from being jizzed to by the furfags of the internet.
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Real Lyrics
Yum nigga nigga yum yum yum yum yum nigga yum nigga yum yum yum nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga yum nigga yum yum yum yum.
Ownership Drama
The site that is essentially poptart cat on a loop is http://nyan.cat which is owned by Huy Hong, a faggot who is responsible for other such meme travesties as blippy 404 http://blippy.com/404 and mooninites unite http://mooninitesunite.org/. These sites show that Huy is mentally challenged when it comes to making original content so of course he would leech poptart cat and make yet another meme site, after the site was made, Prguitarman had to keep fighting 
huy on Twitter to make sure he wasn't trying to steal poptart cat.
Huy never got that he didn't own poptart cat so he went ahead and made this humble post to Tumblr saying that he made it famous and that the graphics files which are not his are soon to be released under a creative commons license. PRguitarman fired back with this post which also explains the memes history in better detail.
DMCA
On June 27th 2011, Saraj00n's Nyan Cat video got DMCA'd by someone posing as PRguitarman. The poser filed a false copyright claim to YouTube which caused the Nyan Cat video to removed. Immense butthurt was caused and the lulz was milked. The Nyan Cat fans then attacked PRGuitarman's channel and videos with a shitstorm of hate, and he was emailed hate mail and death threats. When PRGuitarman realized what had happened, he made this blog post crying about how he was being impersonated and that he was being wrongly accused of flagging down the video.
On June 28th 2011, the video was restored after Prguitarman, Saraj00n, and DaniwellP got together and filed counter-DMCAs. Unfortunately, the video was restored it's former shittiness, but the YouTube Staff didn't restore the Nyan Cat progress bar.
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Nyanism
Some Nyan Cat fantards on Roblox took shit to the extreme by starting their own religion about Nyan Cat - Nyanism - a religion that reeks of fail and oozes of retardation. The faggot who shat out this religion was some Rofag called destin8r. Some people converted to this fail religion, while the people who had more than one brain cell laughed at destin8r's complete and utter failure.
Here are some of the delusional cunts who are a part of this bullshit religion.
- destin8r - The fucktard who started it off.
- Darkfireyice - Another Nyanist.
- iUnicorn - Nyanist, possible furfag.
And for all your trolling needs here is the Nyanism group link.
The Religion Spreads
Once Nyanism was well and truly rooted on Roblox, the cancer spread its evil grip to Facebook where some fucktard created a page dedicated to Nyanism.
I Can Haz Moniez Pl0X?
Recently, PRGuitarman began whoring money from selling fucktarded Nyan Cat products such as Nyan Cat keychains, necklaces, art books and all kinds of other shit that only a cancer-spreading 12-year-old boy would buy. He began to make a profit from his products.
Unfortunately PRGuitarman didn't stop there. As he descended further and further into the ways of the Jew, he became more desperate for money and so he resorted to mass advertising. Now you can't go on the internet without seeing at least one of PRGuitarman's shitty ads.
Unless you have Adblock on Firefox then you don't see that shit.
Trolling Nyan Cat Fantards
—This is a typical comment from a Nyan Cat fantard when they find something that is against Nyan Cat. | ||
Nyan Cat fanboys are exceptionally easy to troll. Nyan Cat fanboys tend to fall into one of the following categories.
- Underage 10 year olds.
- Furfags.
- Mentally disturbed people.
- Fat.
- All of the above.
Troll them by:
- Direct them to this article.
- Note that these fantards will get incredibly butthurt upon reading this article so be prepared to have to revert a fuckload of butthurt vandalism if you choose to do this. Still an effective way of trolling nonetheless.
- Linking them to this YouTube channel or this YouTube channel.
- Point out that Nyan Cat is technically American and not Japanese on the Jap-Nyan Cat video. Because prguitarbitch isnt Japanese so its false.
- Post videos of the Nyan Cat being killed or tortured in some way. (Pictures work also, but are usually less effective)
- Post a link to a shock site and tell them it is a never before seen Nyan Cat video. (Be sure to disguise the link using TinyURL or something similar)
- Post a link to Last Measure, tell them it's a Nyan Cat fansite and milk the lulz as you watch them rage when they discover that it isn't a fansite.
- Because nearly every browser blocks Last Measure they won't be able to go onto the site itself without being talked into doing so but they will still get butthurt over the fact that you tried to put a virus on their computer so it's still relatively lulz-worthy.
- Or you can use a different Last Measure other than the "X.on.nimp.org" ones. (List of Last Measure mirrors that are available can be found here)
- Because nearly every browser blocks Last Measure they won't be able to go onto the site itself without being talked into doing so but they will still get butthurt over the fact that you tried to put a virus on their computer so it's still relatively lulz-worthy.
- Link them to this website or for even more lulz, this one.
- Link them to the Offended page or the Pain Series.
- Upload a video to JewTube saying that you hate Nyan Cat.
- Go the main Nyan Cat video and spam lyrics from Slipknot songs in the comments.
- Because Nyan Cat fans spam a Slipknot vid on a regular basis, so this will give them a taste of their own medicine here. (That is why I chose Slipknot in particular.)
- Post Rule 34'd pictures of Nyan Cat on Nyan Cat fansites. (This will cause butthurt, although there will be the odd sick fuck who will fap to it)
- Tell them that most of the Nyan Cat fanbase is made up of underage boys and girls and the other part is made up of mentally disturbed furfags. (Because it's true)
- Create a website and make it so that every page on it is talking shit about Nyan Cat and it's creator. Add a guestbook and/or forums for the fantards to rage on for extra lulz.
- Flame Saraj00n and Prguitarman. This will cause Nyan Cat fantards to come in to defend them crying that their idols are being attacked. Enjoy seeing mass butthurt.
- Remind them that this is the internet whenever they get butthurt.
- False DMCA or false flag any Nyan Cat videos you come across. If they get removed, enjoy mass butthurt and possibly some an hero.
- Say that you are the person behind the Nyan Cat video being DMCA'd.
- Tell the Nyan Cat fanboys that if you were to combine Nyan Cat with any internet meme, the meme it was combined with would be ruined. (Because it's true)
- Vandalize the Nyan Cat Wiki (yes someone was fucktarded enough to make wiki about a fucking 8-bit poptart cat) as much as possible as watch as the 10-year old admins get butthurt over edits.
- Trick them into thinking that the wiki has been abandoned due to vandalism issues by posting
this lulzy bit of code
- Trick them into thinking that the wiki has been abandoned due to vandalism issues by posting
- Link them to
Nyan Cat Stinger(which is basically like a mini-Offended page) and milk the lulz as they rage at what they see. Also contains a link to ED's very own Offended Page. - Plenty of faggotry here. Should provide some lulz when the channel owners and the Nyan Cat fangirls/boys get butthurt.
- Another good JewTube channel for trolling. Not about Nyan Cat but saying things like "Nyan Cat is unfunny" should cause the fans to whine.
- Tell them Nyan Cat doesn't exist IRL. (Ultimate trolling technique - enjoy mass an hero)
- Show them this.
- Make an example of them. Tell them to look at one their "NYANYANYANYA" comments and show them how retarded they look. Generally lulzy.
- Nyan Cat chatroom to troll on. Rarely used by actual Nyan Cat fans and is not moderated, trolled to Oblivion and back on a daily basis. If you want to cause butthurt you're better off trolling the one below.
- Another Nyan Cat chatroom. Moderated by furfags, expect to get banned if you post anything that will make the mods butthurt.
- Drop dox on any Nyan Cat fantards. Very lulzy.
- Spam the Nyanism page on Facefuck with ad hominem and pain series. If you get blocked, just come back under another account. You may need to send a friend request to the Nyanism page in order to post shit.
- Get them to delete System32.
- Pose as a Nyan Cat fanfuck and talk to a Nyan Cat fan on a chat/forum/facefuck/twatter/whatever, and accuse a Nyan Cat fan (not the one you are talking to) as being fake while insulting Nyan Cat in the process.
- Say that the only reason Saraj00n made the Nyan Cat video is because half of his other shit doesn't gain views. (Because it's true.)
- Say that PRGuitarman is only making Nyan Cat themed products because he is whoring money from the meme's publicity. (Because it's true)
And remember, if you get blocked, get your comment bawleeted, if "Comment(s) marked as spam" or "This comment has received too many negative votes" appears where your comment is, get a reply consisting all-caps rage, or if you make someone become an hero that means you've done good job.
Result of Successful Trolling On JewTube
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—silverdraco2235 being an internet tough guy. He's also trying to take down Anonymous. (See picture right) | ||
Reaction To The False DMCA
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Galleries
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Typical YouTube staff ruining their site as usual... (Not a shoop, but it was removed when the video got restored after the DMCA)
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No exceptions. You'd be a sick fuck for fapping to this.
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Proof that Nyan Cat fantards are the whiniest fans ever second only to beliebers.
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KnowYourMeme approves the cancer.
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The sequel, the Nyanborghini Puracan!
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Dream big!
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Yet another decent meme being ruined by Nyan Cat. Way to go newfags, you're fucking up more and more of the internet every day.
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This motherfucker is so cute that it doesn't need shit rainbows!
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Bikes
External Links
- nyan or ddos
- Prguitarman on FurAffinity
- Prguitarman on Twatter
- Prguitarman on Facefuck
- Prguitarman on JewTube
- Prguitarman on LiveJournal
- Prguitarman on Tumblr
- Prguitarman on DeviantArt
- WikiFur article on him.
- Wikifur Nyan Cat article
- Some shitty flash game made by Prgaytardman about Nyan Cat.
- Nyan Cat - Gay? Or not gay? You decide. (PROTIP: People who put not gay are not normal)
- Nyan Scraggy - an example of someone doing it wrong.
- Wikipedia's shitty Nyan Cat article.
- Some newfag who was sad enough to set Nyan Cat their homepage.
- The website of the furfag who made Nyan Cat for all your trolling needs.
- Nyan Cat Wiki - You know what to do.
- Nyan Cat Cancer Foundation.
See Also
- 12 year old girl
- 13 year old boy
- Advertising
- Cancer
- Cat
- Fat
- Furry
- Gay
- Jew
- LulzSec
- Money
- Newfag
- Shitting Rainbows
- Ruining The Internet
- Unfunny
- Hipcrime
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