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[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome logo]] | [[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome WTF logo]] | ||
[[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg|center|thumb|It is absolutely necessary for everyone to get a turn with Jimbo's ho mama at Wikimanias!!!]] | ||
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in | '''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland<ref>https://wikimania.wikimedia.org/wiki/2024:Wikimania</ref>. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader good humanitaria fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians<ref>https://pl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Dyskusja:Zbrodnia_katy%C5%84ska&action=history&offset=&limit=500</ref>. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[Jimbo Wales]] and then marathon orgy of young boy hard core gat sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of fun, wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to play with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again. | ||
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! [email protected] approved]] | [[File:0,1020,350834,00.jpg|thumb|left|Perverted Wikipedians enjoying hard core fuckfest orgy at wikimania!!! Matěj Suchánek the broken czech condom is smiling, so it means he is really enjoying himself!!!]] | ||
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation loser looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]] | |||
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! Jimbo's umbrella for wikiterrorism WMFOffice [email protected] approved]] | |||
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation '''Master of Wikimania Ceremonies'' 26 year old loser double-agent XXBlackburnXx, umost infusion and essence of wasted life, looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]] | |||
==Jimbo Holds Court== | ==Jimbo Holds Court== | ||
Latest revision as of 13:25, 3 July 2024
Wikimania is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) pedophiles get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to male wikipedians. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in Mexico City. Next one will be held in Katowice, Poland[1]. Katowice was once named Stalinogrod after Soviet wikipedophile leader good humanitaria fella by the name of 'Uncle' Joseph Stalin. Wikipedians truly love their genocide leaders, especailly Polish wikipedians[2]. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to Jimbo Wales and then marathon orgy of young boy hard core gat sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals. After 23 hours of fun, wiki-pedo-ians take hour break to play with themselves then they all have hard core gay sex again.
Jimbo Holds Court
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to internet court.
What would make Wikimania cool
These things could make Wikimania cool
- Showing up in costume dressed up like Brian Peppers
- Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches
- Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins Kelly Martin or Rebecca)
Things to do at the next Wikimania
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.
- Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool
- Keying Jimbo's car would be funny
- Sending about 100 transexual prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.
- Order about 100 pizzas for Jimbo.
- Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.
- Hand out free Encyclopedia Dramatica T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...
- Start a fight-these internet tough guys are not so tough.
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