Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center

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Welcome to the Thizzlehat Junction Center. This is your place to mention news and anything needing adminly attention. You can also use the shortcut Encyclopedia Dramatica:Thizzlehat Junction Center.

While you wait for attention, have a look at what needs to be done around here by clicking the shiny blue links below.

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About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's Ambrose Bierce, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.

Policy

Before making any contributions, be sure you have read over all of our policies. We will not hesitate to revert any idiotic edits and call you out for your stupidity.

Ways to Help

Users

All are welcome, as long as you read and agree to the general disclaimer. The only real requirement is to create an email-confirmed account to edit articles (no anonymous editing allowed). GO TO THE FORUM, OUR CURRENT DISCORD SERVER, OR ASK ONE OF OUR ADMINS ON THEIR USER-TALK-PAGES FOR HELP. KTHX.

General

• Got a lulzworthy subject you feel needs to be written about? Submit it to the Needed/Proposed page and someone might pick it up. Make sure you check to see if there's already an article about the subject first.

• Patrol recent changes to see what others are doing.

• Ask questions at the Thizzlehat Junction Center.

Writing

• Write an article. This is the best thing you can do for ED.

• Check the Bad New Articles portal to see if there's anything that ought to be expanded or cleaned up.Avoid putting deathnotices on articles as there are usually better ways to do shit

• Check the list of wanted articles. This is automatically generated when two or more pages contain links to a page that doesn't yet exist.

• Expand on stubs.

• Rewrite crappy articles.

• Salvage death noticed article review random page.

Front page

• Suggest Good New Articles and Bad New Articles.

• Suggest Did you know...

• We're always in need of Article of the Now and Quote of the Now suggestions.
  • Picture of the Now and Video of the Now are also nice.

• Forum members should highlight good threads.

Images

• Add images to articles, or upload better versions of wanted images. Make sure you give your image a detailed name instead of a bunch of symbols or numbers so search engines can actually find them and link to them easier.

• Browse though unused images and files and find homes for them. Do not delete or put death notices on duplicate images, use the {{duplicate}} template instead.

Maintenance

• Eliminate dead-end pages by adding links to other articles, preferably lonely ones.

• Categorize articles. We have a list of existing categories and a list of uncategorized articles. To add an article to a category, click that page's edit link and at the bottom of the entry, type [[Category: (name of category)]] and click "Save Page." Use the "Show Preview" button to make sure you typed a category that exists (red links mean you failed). DO NOT create new categories.

• Update/Rotate a Portal. Seriously, this would be highly appreciated. The goal is to have each one changed once every two weeks or so. Anyone can do this.

Request editor privs

If you're interested in helping out further, request editor privs, assuming you've been around for a couple months or have otherwise proved yourself.

SysOp & Editor Tasks

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Banplz: 17

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Editors

Editors are able to move and edit protected pages. They are expected to help maintain the Main Page. If you're a recently promoted editor and are unsure about something, ask for assistance. Don't be afraid of making mistakes.

• Check to make sure all the XOTN are set for the Main Page

• Review NewFiles for content that violates ED Policy. Editors can tag with {{delete}}.

• Article of the Now, Picture of the Now, Video of the Now, Quote of the Now and Thread of the Now.

• Good New Article and Bad New Article.

• Current Threat

• Did you know...

Administrators

• Review death notices and ban requests. Check the block log for any questionable bans.

• Also, all of the editor tasks apply to you as well

TJC Archives

user rights/privs/whatever

autoconfirmedUsers shouldn't be able to move pages, what's the deal with that? pretty sure it should be editor+ Schnitzel (talk) 18:07, 31 December 2021 (EST)

yes this was rectified last week by sysadmin .wil 00:20, 11 January 2022 (EST)

Nobody set anything...

I mean, he's not wrong BigMeatHuggins 17:18, 7 January 2022 (EST)

i'm always right and also nobody's named the aotns on this page yet Schnitzel (talk) 14:00, 8 January 2022 (EST)

You gotta have special prives for that though. Droppy 14:14 8 January 2022 (ECT)

• yeah? that's what i mean: mods/editors should do something about it and also cacscade protect xotns because someone could very easily {{2000goatse}} the main page. in fact why would the Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now page even be protected? it has no bearing on the actual content that shows up on the front page and nobody has any reason to fuck with it Schnitzel (talk) 14:22, 8 January 2022 (EST)

Sounds like the lazy faggot admins need to promote someone already so the fucking AOTN stays up to date. Even inferior wikis get this right, why can't we? inb4 gibadmins pls I'm far too fucking busy to do that crap myself lmao BigMeatHuggins 09:31, 10 January 2022 (EST)

all, and I say ALLLLL of them are too busy on EDF, sucking cock on discord or just being lazy. they even removed my sysop privs because I refused to join disc MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 13:50, 10 January 2022 (EST)

That wasn't the main reason. Many don't care about the discord. But the discord was the most convenient way to talk about issues people were having with you. You had your Admin taken away from starting shit with me and Kaizen. I did you a solid, although I did not know what was going on. And then you went on the forums and gloated. I'll talk to Kaizen about giving you your Admin back next time I see him, it's his decision.UMK ✎♛ 00:38, 1 February 2022 (EST)

Kaizen still wants you to be able to communicate with the other editors on our discord, so until you are ready you're still a pleb.UMK ✎♛ 01:12, 1 February 2022 (EST)

• it's been that way for years lol, when i was mod all i'd do was xotn since nobody but maybe 2 others would do it. if this site stays it'd make more sense to just be an archive and not a wiki since nobody cares enough to update it. that being said if you want to be admin you should just join the discord since it's easy instant communication and you don't even need to really use anything but the admin channel they add you to. be the change you want to see in the world etc Schnitzel (talk) 19:36, 10 January 2022 (EST)

I'm having a lot of fun updating the pages with new drama, new content, new happenings etc. The world has changed a ton in the last six years since this site saw it's biggest hive of activity with Trump in office and generating the most amount of lulz since Chanology I guess. I think the biggest problem we face in this current era of the internet is that there's no definitive "ANON BOARD" any more. 4chan is and always was a shithole, 8chan turned into a shithole, and mass exodus after mass exodus from platform to platform have fragmented the community that WOULD use ED to a point where they've moved on. I don't want to say anons have grown out of being anons, but everything I've seen over the last few years seems to point to that. It's sad, it's really really sad. HOWEVER... there is no shortage of lulz to document today, and plenty more lulz from the past to editorialize. There are no shortage of autistic furfags for example, and the furfags that we mocked relentlessly are probably still around making drama THAT NOBODYS TALKING ABOUT. The shitstorm that would unfold with them finding out we wrote about them would be just as hilarious today as it would have been ten years ago, because it's not like ED's lost it's touch, it's aged like wine. That's just furfags though, the same thing could happen with any asshole on twitter with a blue-checkmark. Nevar forget, with great drama comes great notoriety. BigMeatHuggins 20:32, 10 January 2022 (EST)

Can someonad {{Takedown}} and {{Lulcowboard}} to mikemikev's page pleez

Droppy 13:45 8 January 2022 (ECT)

Viril sock confirmed. You can't do anything about it now. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 14:26, 8 January 2022 (EST)

lmfao is this guy still a thing Meepsheep (talk) 09:53, 1 February 2022 (EST)

autoblock

Autoblock has been fixed to automatically be applied as infinite as previous settings were resulting in niggerlicious sockpuppetry. A thread on EDF to contest bans/blocks has been created. Previously, users were being referred to the ED Discord which is gay. Discord is fucking gay and has been deleted with no warning by Discord. .wil 22:12, 13 January 2022 (EST)

You can indef lock the Anatoly Karlin article and its talk page

Mikemikev is going to keep creating socks to vandalise and impersonate other users on the article- so you might as well permanently lock it like others. I have nothing more to add to the article and its done anyway. Novosibirsk (talk) 10:01, 27 January 2022 (EST)

The bigger problem is how to deal with the endless volume of socks the three spergs (Viril, Antandrus and Mikemikev) keep fucking making. One option is to lock the user registration indefinitely and either have new potential users go on your forums or discord. I know it's a flawed idea, but the extra effort to make a workable sock account might just be enough to deter them, because instead of making one account they have to make two or three on separate platforms. It's hardly an inconvenience for an EDiot, but it is for these three where all they want to do is sock and vandalize a wiki. BigMeatHuggins 14:56, 27 January 2022 (EST)

Just revert their edits as vandalism is pointless. Antandrus is harmless. Viril and Mikemikev are harmless too. Watch recent changes and stay vigilant. Mark their userpage with {{banplz}} so it shows in sysop tasks. .wil 15:15, 27 January 2022 (EST)

I agree. Their all harmless, but only one of the gives a shit about bettering the wiki, when he should probably just do other shit/get a fucking life. JWL 15:19 27 January 2022 (EST)

hi and bye viril lol. get a fucking life .wil 15:24, 27 January 2022 (EST)

i can't {{spree}} anymore

it triggers some spam blacklist, can you remove it? MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 12:58, 2 February 2022 (EST)

hm that's odd. the template consists basically of:

{{Spree1}}{{Spree2}}{{seizurerape}} {{pain}}

have you tried just applying those four (or some or one of them) to the page in question? i see you tagged Kaizen. hopefully "Echo notifications" will notify him he was mentioned. if not, lmk and i can drop a note there. if youer already a sysop (i think so but i cant remember) try "subst:" 'ing the templates above? -hipcrime 00:31, 8 February 2022 (EST)

please be more specific mario, "some spam blacklist" doesn't tell me anything. Kaizen (talk) 15:28, 14 February 2022 (EST)

this is what it says: "Error: The text you wanted to save was blocked by the spam filter. This is probably caused by a link to a blacklisted external site. The following text is what triggered our spam filter: wikipaste.eu " MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 15:30, 14 February 2022 (EST)

try now, i removed all references to wikipaste because it's fucking dead. Kaizen (talk) 17:11, 14 February 2022 (EST)

it works now. thanks MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 17:35, 14 February 2022 (EST)

Ethan Ralph Drama.

Not only do we need to update this to include all of 2021's drama, but I also found an archive of this article from 2020 back on .wiki

• https://web.archive.org/web/20201101024327/https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/TheRalphRetort#Raph_the_Pedophile

It was RIGHT before the site crash. So SOMEONE is gonna have to update it, and add all of GR's absolutely lulzy shoopz. I'll make his article the feature article to bring attention to his aticle. Truth4all 09:18 6 February 2021 (EDT)

Hey MarioMario456 and YaroslavTV...

Please explain to me why QAnon doesn't belong on the {{Leaders}} template. Tedium 15:03 20 February 2021 (ECT)

viril sock confirmed. enjoy your b& MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 15:13, 20 February 2022 (EST)

wiki features requests

update on the OGG/OGV/OGA handler plz (copied over from TJC archive 71)

• is there any update on this? the .ogg of fagnotta's daddyporn keeps getting moved (by the same user) to an .ogv without explanation except to link to an IETF document which is updated and far past my limited knowledge of .ogg files. an old .OGG file of fagnotta's daddyporn worked fine at .rs and is even downloadable from archive.org (last i looked) but it will not play here. i believe i tried the .OGV format and it similarly would not play. pls halp -hipcrime 17:55, 1 December 2021 (EST)

As per line 21 of the TimedMediaHandler README there is no longer support for .ogv files. I have attempted to force handling through ffmpeg to no avail, I'd suggest you download and re-encode the video in a format supported by TimedMediaHandler like mp4 or webm. Kaizen (talk) 00:11, 22 February 2022 (EST)

okay, will do. thanks for letting me know. :) -hipcrime 02:10, 22 February 2022 (EST)

Choose

hi, we have a few articles that use the <choose> tags, like this userspace draft: User:Hipcrime/Generic Furry Article, the only one i could find at the moment.  :^) -hipcrime 23:06, 21 February 2022 (EST)

I've added RandomSelection to handle these tags. Kaizen (talk) 00:11, 22 February 2022 (EST)

thank you! it works great now.  :^) -hipcrime 02:10, 22 February 2022 (EST)

Threat Advisory

It is the shitty date of 2/23/22, and Russia just declared war on Ukraine. Can we get a new threat advisory made to commemorate pointless meatgrinder wars? --7271712417 (talk) 22:44, 23 February 2022 (EST)

Wait, hold on a fucking minute... isn't ED being hosted in Ukraine right now? BigMeatHuggins 06:01, 24 February 2022 (EST)

i think we are based in a mountain in the Alps. -hipcrime 19:20, 15 April 2022 (EDT)

Update GNA

Half the GNA on the main page are already old and boring - maybe add the volunteersforukraine and some other articles to it instead? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Jelq (talk • contribs)

ok i will add that one. any others? -hipcrime 19:21, 15 April 2022 (EDT)

already done by MarioMario. :^) -hipcrime 19:24, 15 April 2022 (EDT)

propose moving a really old article

when, in the course of human events the zeitgeist changes such that it takes a real man to be a woman, and the same zeitgeist has developed a far lulzier term for women, it becomes necessary to move the shitty ED article on wammen to the much more politically correct and far lulzier term fronthole. plz vote below (plz dont make socks Viril) -hipcrime 19:17, 15 April 2022 (EDT) disregard that etcetera -hipcrime 06:38, 19 May 2022 (EDT)

Big file upload issues

I downloaded this video and compressed it down to 62MB (just below the 66MB upload limit). When I try to upload it here (in case anyone's asking "just upload it to YouTube", YouTube will ban this video, so uploading it to JewTube is not an option), I get "413 Request Entity Too Large" errors. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 08:18, 15 August 2022 (EDT)

Update: It seems like files larger than 50MB will not upload. I recompressed the video to be just below 50MB and it uploaded. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 13:53, 20 August 2022 (EDT)

Do we have 2022 backups

In case SHTF again some day - are there backups of the wiki and revisions that we can make into a torrent of the tar file or whatever, and put on Archive dot org? -- CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 08:28, 4 September 2022 (EDT)

you can export pages using Special:Export. tho i'm not sure about any limits. might be easier to just dump from db. Zagan (talk) 15:23, 5 September 2022 (EDT)

Yeah, well someone needs to make a backup for just in case.--CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 06:12, 16 September 2022 (EDT)

Especially given the recent UMK situation !!! --CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 12:30, 18 January 2023 (EST)

new threat advisory (queen dead)

fuck the back to school threat advisory this one is better and Of The Now™ 7271712417 (talk) 16:50, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

lol nice .wil 17:59, 8 September 2022 (EDT)

file usage

on file pages, there is a section that lists file usage but files in a gallery are not shown in the filepage usage section. for instance, the following filepages dont show the files in use, despite their presence in Battle of Berkeley:

• File:Hairymuff_pepe.jpg
• File:Pepe Damigo.jpg
• File:Moldylocks mutual combat.jpg

File:Eric Clanton.png is also in the article but not a gallery so Battle of Berkeley shows up in the file usage section so i am puzzled. did MediaWiki change something? -hipcrime 15:17, 13 September 2022 (EDT)

This bug has existed for a while. My own solution is to make an edit simply adding "dummy" to the page, then immediately reverting said edit. Then the images will show up on "File usage". MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 16:45, 13 September 2022 (EDT)

i tried it with the Hairymuff pepe file but i didnt use the word "dummy". i hadnt seen this bug until the other day. maybe it's cuz theyre imported using the maintenance script or maybe its a MediaWiki bug. i will poke around on their wiki and see if i can find anything. -hipcrime 23:46, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

• the problem now seems to be fixed. :^) -hipcrime 15:43, 24 October 2022 (EDT)

File Display Issue

I've successfully restored 3 images, all of which required being turned from .jpg to .png files and were converted using cloudconvert.com (except File:20180605 204224.png). File:Kazuka_111.png isn't displaying properly but displays fine on my computer. Is there a way to restore an image without having to use the same file type so I don't have to convert? File:Akira_004.png

--Vulpix (talk) 07:50, 19 December 2022 (EST)

"Error generating thumbnail. There have been too many recent failed attempts (4 or more) to render this thumbnail. Please try again later." Check back tomorrow and see if it fixes itself. I got this error once and it went away the next day. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 09:41, 19 December 2022 (EST)

I can't upload the .png of File:Kazuka_111.png again and the current version still isn't displaying properly. — Vulpix (talk) 07:55, 1 January 2023 (EST)

The images on the page https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Zaiger are either not available at all or display as thumbnail files. While some of the thumbnail files are in the thumb category others aren't. How do I add the thumbnail files to the thumbnail category? Is there a category for missing files?

— Vulpix (talk) 09:50, 1 January 2023 (EST)

"Error creating thumbnail: File with dimensions greater than 12.5 MP". This has happened to me before, just downscale the image. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 09:59, 1 January 2023 (EST)

The image File:20180605_204527 is simply a cropped version of a popular wallpaper, to restore the image simply recrop the wallpaper. Here's one link to the wallpaper. Twitter post — Vulpix (talk) 08:17, 3 February 2023 (EST)

Template:Names and Category:Names

why do these need to exist? this is bloat. we already have an alphabetical list of names in Category:People. i want to purge these. H64 (talk) 04:57, 2 February 2023 (EST)

You are right. They are absolutely useless. Also why there's a page for each name that just lists a few people with that name? What's the point? I think those should go as well. Zagan (talk) 13:30, 2 February 2023 (EST)

yes those too H64 (talk) 12:12, 3 February 2023 (EST)

anybody wanna third this or object? imma wait a bit, but if noone speaks up imma do it H64 (talk) 21:23, 7 February 2023 (EST)

minors

tldr we dont need biographies on every stupid kid. H64 (talk)

should we even keep articles about minors that have no significant contribution to (capital letters) Internet Drama? wasn't the lax attitude about that in the zaiger era a huge reason so many minors came here and shat out countless highschool attack articles, making the matter worse? idk maybe it's cos im 10,000 years old now but doxxing kids for being somewhat stupid online is a very low bar for justifying an article's existence. it isn't up to snuff with Category:ED Policy, and is generally not ethical trolling imo and was never core to ED. exceptions to this would probably be JS, MH, and others that spawned actual memes. i'd like to remove some long, old, but stupid and broken articles in Category:Deathnotice that i am torn over. thoughts? H64 (talk) 19:12, 4 February 2023 (EST)

I would disagree that minors should be treated differently than anyone else on ED. Now that beings said some of the article in that category are absolute crap but a few aren't that bad. I'd suggest to keep better ones for now (even if it's old and irrelevant drama). What do you think? Zagan (talk) 19:30, 4 February 2023 (EST)

I wouldn't bitch if some crapstubs silently disappeared, but y'all need get rid of the underage faggots already. Cunts are a fucking liability and everyone knows it.

Homicide 21:03, 11 April 2023 (EDT)

Articles on minors and attack articles by high schoolers are both fucking hilarious-Baka (talk) 23:12, 14 April 2023 (EDT)

Thug Posting

Requesting this article. I'm sorry for being a lazy faggot and not doing it myself. But I figured someone here might be a better writer than me. I can work on a stub later possibly-Baka (talk) 23:13, 14 April 2023 (EDT)

Just made a crapstub. plz help-Baka (talk) 23:19, 14 April 2023 (EDT)

PSA: Imgur planning purge of old and NSFW content

As I mentioned on MediaWiki_talk:Uploadtext, Imgur is planning a purge of old and NSFW content. MediaWiki:Uploadtext should recommend a different image hosting site. In addition, ED contains a multitude of links to imgur:

• HTTP links
• HTTPS links

Someone might need to upload these images to ED. --Ld3105 (talk) 10:43, 20 April 2023 (EDT)

Isn't there a search string you can use to find shit that's being hosted on / hyperlinked to Imgur from here? BigMeatHuggins 12:38, 7 June 2023 (EDT)

What kind of fucking retard are you? Just literally search imgur, you dumb bitch. Cobaltcat (talk) 12:58, 7 June 2023 (EDT)

Template:Spoilers misuse/overuse

The site is littered with "Spoiler" notices created by retards who are apparently unaware of Template:Breakingnews or Template:Goodnews or any of the dozens of other notice templates. And/or the spoiler text is completely irrelevant and/or extremely unfunny.

Some samples of the stupidity in question (literally picked at random from the template's "what links here" page):

• BoA
• Bernie Madoff
• Tsunami
• Tabula Rasa
• Onision
• Rebecca Black
• Mariotehplumber
• The Guardian
• Radiohead
• Sonic . EXE

I'd say only about 40% of articles are actually using this template appropriately. Another 20% or so are dubious (the "spoiler" is for how the IRL story being told by the article ends) and the rest are moronic late additions that should be converted to Template:Breakingnews or removed completely.

If no one objects, I'd like to go over the "what links here" page for the template to try and remove/convert some of the worst misuses.

A warning message in the template page would also be appreciated.

Hazardous Environment (talk) 20:20, 26 May 2023 (EDT)

Cobaltcat (talk) 03:53, 27 May 2023 (EDT)

Are articles and pictures being removed or censored?

I've noticed a few images, and now Offended, just return 404 Not Found pages. Are they being blocked by the web host or something, or did we have to take them down, or is it an error at my end?
LOLDONGS★ 16:50, 11 June 2023 (EDT)

User:Kaizen what line in the server config is causing this madness? MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 16:54, 11 June 2023 (EDT)

Oh yeah, also CP and Jailbait return hard 404s. You can bypass the 404 pages by using redirects:

• For the CP page use CP
• For the Jailbait page use Jailbait
• For the offended page use Offended

Don't know why it works perfectly fine with redirects, but not the actual page. 12:03, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

It is URL censoring, most likely. Cobaltcat (talk) 07:32, 18 June 2023 (EDT)

Well who's censoring it? The host of the site? You guys might wanna check with them. 12:03, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

(ps, it also works if you put a question and some random ass arguments, for example: https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Offended?404page=retardedasfuck) 16:17, 21 June 2023 (EDT)

Probably is the "site host." I'd start backing things up if I were any of you guys.--CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 09:15, 7 October 2023 (EDT)

To any of the newfags here, LEAVE THE Evil-unveiled.com STUFF ALONE!!!!!

That shit is supposed to be for archival purposes incase archive.today decides to shut it down like archive.org did. Thanks Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd (talk) 03:46, 28 June 2023 (EDT)

Admins should lock them for any non-editors... ASAP.

4ourtyskin 15:50, 10 August 2023 (EDT)

who the fuck is in charge atm

Hey? Who is "the big guy" in charge of our community currently? For transparency it would be cool to know. kthxhai. xoxoxo --CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 14:51, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

The one with access to the server? MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 16:07, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

Yes. In case backups need made or whatever.--CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 08:14, 2 July 2023 (EDT)

The ethereal being named Pax. Zagan (talk) 17:06, 30 June 2023 (EDT)

How do we contact PAX?--CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 08:14, 2 July 2023 (EDT)

followin' up lel. --CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 11:13, 15 July 2023 (EDT)

On the forums, Kaizen (the only person who seems to know PAX) hasn't been online since last month, so maybe he finally left for good. Remember that Kaizen quit because UMK doxed him; so maybe PAX is either Kaizen going undercover, or PAX is too much of a normalfag to create an account on the wiki and forum. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 23:47, 15 July 2023 (EDT)

Well then we definitley need to make back-ups of the site just to be safe. Images and pages in seperate archive dumps. --CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 06:04, 26 July 2023 (EDT)

requests ops here

want to set the main page? have been editing awhile? request that here. just don't set unfunny shit-Baka (talk)

Can You

Give me the ability to title the XOTN pages cuz they look like crap without them

The PolishPrince (talk) 19:37, 5 August 2023 (EDT)

Christmas Capitalism Threat.

@CrackRabbit:, @The PolishPrince:: Is there one of those yet? If not, can you please email me some ideas for them? VF.Wyyzrd^{(T - C)} 04:48, 10 August 2023 (EDT)

Use Gordon Gekko, holding his brick cell phone, and paste him in front of a christmas tree.

The PolishPrince (talk) 14:23, 10 August 2023 (EDT)

not anti-semetic enough VF.Wyyzrd^{(T - C)} 07:42, 11 August 2023 (EDT)

Set the XOTNs more often

It's fucking JEWS DID WTC Day and there are redlinks for XOTNs on the main page.

This page makes it easy to know which XOTNs need to be set. There will be three squares for each XOTN; the first square is for today, the second one is for tomorrow, and the last one is for the day after tomorrow. If one square is red instead of black, it indicates said XOTN needs to be set. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 11:53, 11 September 2023 (EDT)

Please temporarily unprotect Wikipedia

I would like to edit the "Wikipedia" article. Could it please be unprotected temporarily? --CurtainMan (talk) 19:11, 4 October 2023 (EDT)

Is there a site Warrant Canary in place for user safety?

Just wondering, in case SHTF again. --CrackRabbit | Talk to me|Contribs 07:49, 10 October 2023 (EDT)

site broke

have we tried turning it off and then on again --Likeicare (talk) 03:24, 4 December 2023 (EST)

Where do we meet the next time Dramatica is offline?

Dramatica was unreachable in early December. Instead, some domain parking site came up. Is there any place Dramatica editors can meet the next time something alike happens? CurtainMan (talk) 21:44, 11 December 2023 (EST)

The same place we meet every friday. At your mum's. Cobaltcat (talk) 22:04, 11 December 2023 (EST)

recent changes doing the usual

for whatever reason RC is fucked up. it works if you use it "normally" but if you use the live updates button...yeah. seems to be a cookie / settings issue, since the same thing has happened twice. basically, whoever has access to logs should maybe look at it if thats even possible. using webkit aka chrome / edge / safari / etc, its the same engine

setting it to 500 changes recreates the issue occasionally. again, seems to be a cookie or settings issue. im an editor btw so yeah im not trying to ask a dumb question here...kinda sorta supposed to watch RC occasionally - Disassemblyline (talk) 23:53, 15 December 2023 (EST)

its almost like javascript is trying to dos the client and the server at the same time. if it cant read the settings then it sends itself into an infinite loop of requests. something like that - Disassemblyline (talk) 23:55, 15 December 2023 (EST)

What browser? And do you use any plugins, nigger? Write me your password and I'll take a look at your settings. Im an admin btw so I'm not trying to steal your account and write gayer shit. Cobaltcat (talk) 01:08, 16 December 2023 (EST)

• i think its in preferences. this is what i use and it almost always works the old way:

-hipcrime 22:25, 16 December 2023 (EST)

We know what your preferences are, homo boy. Cobaltcat (talk) 03:35, 17 December 2023 (EST)

lol good to see you around. :^D -hipcrime 15:37, 20 December 2023 (EST)

"EDiot" user right

What does the "EDiot" user right actually do? 🤣 CurtainMan (talk) 00:25, 10 January 2024 (EST)

The wiki was getting spammed with fake accounts that were posting scam links so instead of disabling registration it was decided to create a new user group that will have editing rights while default users won't. Even tho it's kinda pointless now it still looks like a nice title to have Zagan (talk) 16:54, 10 January 2024 (EST)

User rename proposal

We should consider renaming User:IceGirl2003 to User:IceBoy2003 (reason). CurtainMan (talk) 05:58, 10 January 2024 (EST)

{{Dediot}} revamp proposal

I thought the {{Dediot}} template looked like crap so I gave it a makeover. Feedback would be appreciated. Coelacanth (talk) 02:11, 27 February 2024 (EST)

You're a faggot. Cobaltcat (talk) 21:31, 27 February 2024 (EST)

Could use some help with this one

I've never started an article before: Sweet Baby Inc Detected

I'd really like if someone else would give it a once-over. This whole Sweet Baby thing is definitely lulzworthy if we could get some more pictures and a couple of folks who are actually funny involved.

LOLDONGS★ 22:57, 14 March 2024 (EDT)

This page's looking good so far. Keep up the hard work. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 08:20, 15 March 2024 (EDT)

Thanks! I've got it to a place where I'm happy with it. Would you move it out of my userspace? I don't have permission to move articles.LOLDONGS★ 20:57, 20 March 2024 (EDT)

Cheers for the move, mate!LOLDONGS★ 14:30, 23 March 2024 (EDT)

EDitor privs

Hi whoever the fuck monitors this shit, I been here a while and contributed a lot so EDitor privs would be nice and it redirected here to ask for them kthxbai - User:Genberg47 (talk|contribs) 23:53, 25 March 2024 (EST)

-hipcrime 20:51, 19 April 2024 (EDT)

Could you please make me an EDitor too? I have been around since early October. (Don't you dare make me an EDiot ;-) ) CurtainMan (talk) 15:14, 23 April 2024 (EDT)

Regarding the current owner

Since it's been more than a year and the current owner of Encyclopedia Dramatica still hasn't shown up (I even emailed Kaizen and even he couldn't help me get in contact with him), I've got an idea on how to get in contact with him: put a message on the sitenotice trying to get him to email me. Do you think this is a good idea, if it'll even work? MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 10:47, 13 April 2024 (EDT)

He wouldn't mail you and you know it, don't even bother because kaizen isn't coming out of hiding any time soon. JB | **(SQUARE UP NIGGA)** 12:08, 15 April 2024 (EDT)

Kaizen isn't online, but at least Kaze Emanuar is. ;-) CurtainMan (talk) 15:18, 23 April 2024 (EDT)

You are retarded --Likeicare (talk) 09:42, 16 April 2024 (EDT)

Breaking news: fursecution

https://nypost.com/2024/04/18/us-news/utah-middle-schoolers-stage-walk-out-over-alleged-furries-in-classroom/ Somebody cover it. I'm too lazy.Robocop669 (talk) 09:35, 19 April 2024 (EDT)