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'''Wikimania''' is a convention where [[pedophiles]] get together and molest children. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales.  Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[NAMBLA]] and then an orgy of young boy sex occurs.  Jimbo Wales usually leads his minons in satanic rituals and then they all have gay sex again.
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) [[pedophiles]] get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to them. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Next one will be held in Krakow, Poland. Krakow was once named after Soviet wikipedophile leader Fella by the name of Uncle Joe Stalin. Wikipedia truly loves its genocide leaders. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[NAMBLA]] and then an orgy of young boy hard core gat sex occurs.  Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals and then they all have hard core gay sex again.


[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania]]
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! [email protected] approved]]
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco.]]
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation loser looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole]]


==Jimbo Holds Court==
==Jimbo Holds Court==

Revision as of 13:58, 1 July 2024

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Everyone gets a turn with Jimbo's mom at Wikimania

Wikimania is a convention where hard core wikipedophiles (wikihomopedoidiots) pedophiles get together and molest little children. They prefer little boys since pussy is mystery to them. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. Wild Wikimania 2015 was held July 2015, in Mexico City. Next one will be held in Krakow, Poland. Krakow was once named after Soviet wikipedophile leader Fella by the name of Uncle Joe Stalin. Wikipedia truly loves its genocide leaders. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to NAMBLA and then an orgy of young boy hard core gat sex occurs. Jimbo (Jimmy Donal) Wales leads his minons in satanic rituals and then they all have hard core gay sex again.

What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania... Ciacho5 giving it WIKIHARDCORE STYLE to Masti!!! [email protected] approved
Make sure to visit Linuxbeak's hotel room. Bring Crisco for Jewbo... Wikimedia foundation misinformation disinformation loser looking for gold in Jewbo's dirty asshole

Jimbo Holds Court

Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to internet court.

What would make Wikimania cool

These things could make Wikimania cool

  • Showing up in costume dressed up like Brian Peppers
  • Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches
  • Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins Kelly Martin or Rebecca)

Things to do at the next Wikimania

If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.

  • Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool
  • Keying Jimbo's car would be funny
  • Sending about 100 transexual prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.
  • Order about 100 pizzas for Jimbo.
  • Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.
  • Hand out free Encyclopedia Dramatica T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...
  • Start a fight-these internet tough guys are not so tough.

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