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[[Image:DykeShapiro.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mik in her trashy Oklahoma reservation project home.]]
[[Image:DykeShapiro.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Mik in her trashy Oklahoma reservation project home.]]
[[Image:DykeShapiro_BigEgo.png|200px|thumb|right|This is not an 8. This is not even a 6, sober 6.]]  
[[Image:DykeShapiro_BigEgo.png|200px|thumb|right|This is not an 8. This is not even a 6, sober 6.]]  
[[Image:DykeShapiro_Just_Puked.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dyke Shapiro looking fat after waffle-stomping a belly full of vomit down the shower drain.]]
[[Image:DykeShapiro_Just_Puked.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dyke Shapiro looking fat after waffle-stomping a belly full of vomit down the shower drain.]]
[[Image:DykeShapiro_Walmart.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Can you reach that for me? At 6'8" in heels, Mik is Walmart's tallest [[slave|employee]].]]
[[Image:DykeShapiro_Walmart.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Can you reach that for me? At 6'8" in heels, Mik is Walmart's tallest [[slave|employee]].]]
'''Dyke Shapiro''' is the current {{twitter|DykeShapiro|Twitter}} of Mik, a bulimic troll who is also rather easy to troll herself. In other words, she's a full time lulzcow, playing both the part of victim and perpetrator alike. Before [[Elon Musk]] took over and rebranded the service as X, Mik was regularly banned for a variety of offenses, including idolizing [[Nazi]] propaganda, promoting [[tranny]] hate even tho she looks like one, [[self injury]], and just plain being an [[asshole]] in threads that spanned hundreds of back and forth replies.
'''Dyke Shapiro''' is the current {{twitter|DykeShapiro|Twitter}} of Mik, a bulimic troll who is also rather easy to troll herself. In other words, she's a full time lulzcow, playing both the part of victim and perpetrator alike. Before [[Elon Musk]] took over and rebranded the service as X, Mik was regularly banned for a variety of offenses, including idolizing [[Nazi]] propaganda,  
 
This page has been locked because the subject of this page wrote this piece of shit article to stroke her trashy nigger hungry femoid cunt
==CEO of Right Wing Eating Disorder Twitter==
No shit. There is apparently such a thing, and Mik created it with an anorexic coke-fiend jew named '''Ari'''. What makes a [[pro-ana|bulimic]] like Mik become right wing? It's a bit hard to say, but it seems to have started when she noticed that the government was taking even larger bites than she can. She regularly boasts about how much hotter she is since she started puking her binges and gulping down [[adderall]].
 
==WalMart Drama==
According to her own bragging, she has been in several fights with other trannies at Wal-Mart, usually over questions of style. She has been transferred between departments twice, but they can't fire her because of both her [[diversity|protected status]] as a transexual Indian, and also because she's good at reaching the top shelves, which keeps her metrics high.
 
==Stats==
Height: 6'0" barefoot, 6'8" in heels.
 
Race: Mixed American Indian. Mik's black-haired almond-eyed mother was thoroughly [[rape|colonized]] by her [[Nazi|skin-head]] dad.
 
Weight: 160-180lbs, depending on if she's binged or purged most recently.
 
Shoe Size: 16
 
Social: Twitter, Discord
 
 
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Revision as of 21:15, 8 July 2024

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Mik in her trashy Oklahoma reservation project home.
This is not an 8. This is not even a 6, sober 6.
Dyke Shapiro looking fat after waffle-stomping a belly full of vomit down the shower drain.
Can you reach that for me? At 6'8" in heels, Mik is Walmart's tallest employee.

Dyke Shapiro is the current  Twitter of Mik, a bulimic troll who is also rather easy to troll herself. In other words, she's a full time lulzcow, playing both the part of victim and perpetrator alike. Before Elon Musk took over and rebranded the service as X, Mik was regularly banned for a variety of offenses, including idolizing Nazi propaganda, This page has been locked because the subject of this page wrote this piece of shit article to stroke her trashy nigger hungry femoid cunt