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{{quote| Bitch can't back up her talk. We shut her fucking mouth babe. Defenseless cunt she is lolololol| Jwolfsky, an articulate gentleman.}} | {{quote| Bitch can't back up her talk. We shut her fucking mouth babe. Defenseless cunt she is lolololol| Jwolfsky, an articulate gentleman.}} | ||
== The Douche Himself == | |||
[[image:Jwolfdidntmessup.jpg|thumb|left| Mess up your commission? Don't worry! Jwolfsky [[wat| meant to do that.]] ]] | |||
[[image:Skipchristianlogic.jpg|thumb|right| That's some sound Christian logic right there.]] | |||
[[Image:Wolfsky_and_Char_by_JWolfsky_by_LittleCharmander.jpg|thumb|right|His fursona and a babyfur.]] | |||
[[Image:Emo_Skipp_by_SKiPP100.jpg|thumb|left|[[Shitty art|Wtf is this]]]] | |||
All actual facts about Jwolf are hard to come by as nearly everything he states about himself is a [[lie]]. Legend has it that he was born in Italy, or so he fucking wishes. Although he is [[mexican]] he is somehow under the impression that he is full blown [[Italy| spaghetti sucking greaseballer guido mob member.]] He is part of the [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/italianfurs ItalianFurs] group on FA to legitimize this. He insists that his name is ''Cristiano'' even though we all know it's Christian. This fits him better because he is also a [[christian| bible thumper]], despite the fact that he [[gay| sucks cock]] and sodomizes small children. | |||
Jwolfsky now hovers his fatass in the city of [[Colorado| Fort Collins, Colorado]], [[fap|handling bananas]] at King Soopers. This isn't his first job, however, because he's too busy stuffing his face with toes to hold steady employment. He has quit multiple jobs because they "just didn't fit him". Even at '''20 years old''' he has no real sources of income, so he constantly [[child| begs for money from his parents]]. In fact, all of his past jobs were just so beneath him that he [[was fired|quit]]. | |||
In no instance should he ever be trusted, because he has already [[truth| totaled two cars]], one that his parents give him, and his girlfriend's car. <strike>Sadly she is too stupid to leave him because of this. Either that or she knows if she leaves the kitchen her ass will get beaten.</strike> Now he is alone to writhe in his own tears, lard and festering socks. | |||
{{quote| At the time I had two jobs until I totaled my girlfriends car from nodding off on the wheel. (No, I'm not doing commisssions because of the accident. If you must know, it happened a month ago and our insurance got $6000 back from the car and my girlfriend only paid $3,500 for it, so we lucked out :)) | Jwolfsky. ''that makes it okay, right?''}} | |||
==The Art== | ==The Art== | ||
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[[Image:Lastjwolf.jpg|400px|thumb|right| Beautiful work for a beautiful death]] | [[Image:Lastjwolf.jpg|400px|thumb|right| Beautiful work for a beautiful death]] | ||
{{quote| It's been good, It's been bad. Met good friends, met bad. This has been fun showing my drawings and bringing Skipp to life. ... | {{quote| It's been good, It's been bad. Met good friends, met bad. This has been fun showing my drawings and bringing Skipp to life. ... | ||
My reason for leaving is that [[lie|I dont have the time like i used to]]. There is a lot going on and I can't do art and requests ontop of that. Besides, I grow tired of people getting on my ass for there impatience and envy. Not all of you are like this, but some are. It also bothers me of what people do to get art. Make up lies? It sucks, Its pathetic. Its also how people do anything for attention. Its showing no integrity or respect in ones self. [[lolwut| I'm also fed up with the the drama.]] I just got more essential things to do then worry about all these problems that don't concern me, but affect me emotionally. I hope things improve on DA. |Skipp100, ''not being a dramafur''.}} | My reason for leaving is that [[lie|I dont have the time like i used to]]. There is a lot going on and I can't do art and requests ontop of that. Besides, I grow tired of people getting on my ass for there impatience and envy. Not all of you are like this, but some are. It also bothers me of what people do to get art. Make up lies? It sucks, Its pathetic. Its also how people do anything for attention. Its showing no integrity or respect in ones self. [[lolwut| I'm also fed up with the the [sic] drama.]] I just got more essential things to do then worry about all these problems that don't concern me, but affect me emotionally. I hope things improve on DA. |Skipp100, ''not being a dramafur''.}} | ||
===Furaffinity=== | ===Furaffinity=== | ||
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You would think he'd learn at this point. But, all negative comments are personal attacks to this kid, and he will bring his entire force of 3 brain cells to make sure that you know you hurt his feelings and that you should feel bad. A perfect example would be his relationship with [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rustysteele/ Rustysteele]. As a fellow sick-fuck, Rusty watched him and fapped to Jwolf's fetish pictures. But, Rusty believed that Skip's commissions were priced too high. He quietly voiced his opinion several times, hoping that out of the [[unrealistic expectations| ''goodness of his heart he might make them cheaper'']] so he could indulge in some disgusting commissions. Jwolfsky did not like this, and immediately hid every comment by Rusty and made a baaaw journal that will go down in the history books. | You would think he'd learn at this point. But, all negative comments are personal attacks to this kid, and he will bring his entire force of 3 brain cells to make sure that you know you hurt his feelings and that you should feel bad. A perfect example would be his relationship with [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rustysteele/ Rustysteele]. As a fellow sick-fuck, Rusty watched him and fapped to Jwolf's fetish pictures. But, Rusty believed that Skip's commissions were priced too high. He quietly voiced his opinion several times, hoping that out of the [[unrealistic expectations| ''goodness of his heart he might make them cheaper'']] so he could indulge in some disgusting commissions. Jwolfsky did not like this, and immediately hid every comment by Rusty and made a baaaw journal that will go down in the history books. | ||
[[File:Skippyloks53.jpg|1000px|thumb|center|The backlash in all of it's disorderly glory.]] | |||
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|I don't draw what people want for free. Fuck that! I'm not your slave ... Don't like the prices? Tough. Don't commission me. I can care less if I get zero commissions. It's totally fine.|A befitting response to an innocent comment. | |||
|I'm not a typical furry. I don't spend my time on the internet 24/7 faving every drawing I see or watching every artist out there, feeling like I'm somebody important because of it. Hell no. Get a fucking life.|[[ORLY]] | |||
|Most furries can't hold a job to save there life. That's why most of them reside to doing commissions for a living because they can't handle the real world. Sorry that mommy and daddy didn't raise you right.| Is he talking about himself here or someone else? | |||
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Since he had hidden the original comments, most of his watchers had no fucking clue what was going on, but Rusty tried to comment and apologize. That being said, you know Skippy blew up in his face and hid everything Rusty said in THIS journal. Skippy denied that the journal was about him and that Rusty was the idiot for commenting. This wasn't a surprise, seeing as it's everybody else's fault besides Skippy's. Sadly the screen-caps were taken after the fallout, so much of the [[lulz]] was lost. However some scraps of drama were salvaged, and a handful comments were copy-and-pasted before [[pussy|Skippy deleted the journal]]. | Since he had hidden the original comments, most of his watchers had no fucking clue what was going on, but Rusty tried to comment and apologize. That being said, you know Skippy blew up in his face and hid everything Rusty said in THIS journal. Skippy denied that the journal was about him and that Rusty was the idiot for commenting. This wasn't a surprise, seeing as it's everybody else's fault besides Skippy's. Sadly the screen-caps were taken after the fallout, so much of the [[lulz]] was lost. However some scraps of drama were salvaged, and a handful comments were copy-and-pasted before [[pussy|Skippy deleted the journal]]. | ||
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Thankfully for us, there were actually some ''sane'' users that found the journal. Not blinded by foot fetish obsession, they were flabbergasted at Skippy's etiquette and were surprised that one person could be so stupid. They reacted accordingly. Can't say the same for Jwolfsky. | Thankfully for us, there were actually some ''sane'' users that found the journal. Not blinded by foot fetish obsession, they were flabbergasted at Skippy's etiquette and were surprised that one person could be so stupid. They reacted accordingly. Can't say the same for Jwolfsky. | ||
[[image:Skippyloks3132.jpg|1000px|thumb|center| Giving a much needed intelligent reply to the journal.]] | [[image:Skippyloks3132.jpg|1000px|thumb|center| Giving a much needed intelligent reply to the journal.]] | ||
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|You know i've been reading this very closely as well as the comments. Even though the prices are quite cheap $10 dollars for a sketch is not bed. But looking at the journal closely will tend to turn some people off considering i do agree to some points you say but i'm going to have to agree mostly with Acorn considering this journal sounds a lot like someone has ahuge ego of unwarranted self importance. Even if rusty was rude in your previous journal you should not have made this journal and kept this to notes. Plus the whiteknighting from your girlfriend does not help matters very much at all.| RTDragon, telling it like it is. | |||
|[[lie|Naw im not whiteknighting]]. I'm just not nice to people on the internet. My views are my own. ... You don't word things like Acorn was unless you're just trying to be a bitch. tl;dr Im not whiteknighting cause hes my boyfriend. ... Dont understand why just cause I'm his girlfriend that it auto means Im just whiteknighting. Like I don't have views of my own. :( | Tape. Typical [[woman]]. | |||
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Before the argument could get any farther, the journal was deleted and so was any hopes of getting through to this idiot. A new journal replaced it, saying nothing besides ''"Sup guys. Yeah. Got one more spot left. Claim it if you want it by noting me or commenting :) Only people interested please :)" ''. He resorted to his usual M.O. and tried to hide everything and smooth it over like nothing happened. Because remember, furfags and their drama are so annoying and he is nothing like that. | Before the argument could get any farther, the journal was deleted and so was any hopes of getting through to this idiot. A new journal replaced it, saying nothing besides ''"Sup guys. Yeah. Got one more spot left. Claim it if you want it by noting me or commenting :) Only people interested please :)" ''. He resorted to his usual M.O. and tried to hide everything and smooth it over like nothing happened. Because remember, furfags and their drama are so annoying and he is nothing like that. | ||
