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{{needsnomore|pictures of 16-year-old girls}} | {{needsnomore|pictures of 16-year-old girls}} | ||
[[Image:Titsteen.gif|thumb|Typical 16 year old girl showing off her [[ | [[Image:Titsteen.gif|thumb|Typical 16 year old girl showing off her [[tits|stuff]]]] | ||
'''16-year-old girl''' is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on [[facebook|the Internet]]. In fact, most 16-year-old girls are 13 or younger, distinguished by their juvenile gossip, teen [[angst]], their inability to say a sentence without the word ''like'' every second word, extreme fetish for any [[One Direction|shit band]], excitement and obsession over pop culture, being [[OCD|obsessively compulsive]], and incoherent posting using strange expressions, [[altcaps|unusual typing styles]] to burn their text into your retina. They are also a known producer of [[anti-lulz]], the disease that causes [[AIDS]] and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases that have the great potential to wipe out the entire human race. It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the [[rules of the internet]], which state that there are [[no girls on the internet]]; this means that [[99.9%]] of them are really men with easily-ræped bodies, with a [[cock|dong]] hidden somewhere in their underwear. | '''16-year-old girl''' is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on [[facebook|the Internet]]. In fact, most 16-year-old girls are 13 or younger, distinguished by their juvenile gossip, teen [[angst]], their inability to say a sentence without the word ''like'' every second word, extreme fetish for any [[One Direction|shit band]], excitement and obsession over pop culture, being [[OCD|obsessively compulsive]], and incoherent posting using strange expressions, [[altcaps|unusual typing styles]] to burn their text into your retina. They are also a known producer of [[anti-lulz]], the disease that causes [[AIDS]] and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases that have the great potential to wipe out the entire human race. It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the [[rules of the internet]], which state that there are [[no girls on the internet]]; this means that [[99.9%]] of them are really men with easily-ræped bodies, with a [[cock|dong]] hidden somewhere in their underwear. | ||
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<td style="width:20%; padding-left:5px">99 | <td style="width:20%; padding-left:5px">99% probable</td> | ||
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<td style="width:20%; padding-left:5px">99% probable</td> | <td style="width:20%; padding-left:5px">99.5% probable</td> | ||
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* They '''actually''' want it in the ass. | * They '''actually''' want it in the ass. | ||
* When you troll a 16 year old girl, she will flail her [[tits|angst]] and [[vagina|rage]] at you until you give her [[dick|praise]]. | * When you troll a 16 year old girl, she will flail her [[tits|angst]] and [[vagina|rage]] at you until you give her [[dick|praise]]. | ||
* They will make you hate Dylan Thomas' "Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night" because they feel the need to scream the lines with the word "RAGE" in them when asked to recite the poem and make you wish your parents had a gun you could have stolen for this torture fest. | |||
==Trolling 16-year-old-girls== | ==Trolling 16-year-old-girls== | ||
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==16 year old girls V 2.0: Electric Boogaloo== | ==16 year old girls V 2.0: Electric Boogaloo== | ||
[[Image:Francescabertola-italianfashion2.jpg|thumb|right|[[IRL]] WhatsApp 16-year-old whore.]] | |||
So far, there has been one species of 16-year-old girl discovered: [[Slut|The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old]]. This breed is indigenous to most parts of the world except, naturally, [[Africa]], [[Iraq]] and [[China]], where any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly [[rape|dealt with]]. The MySpace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following: | So far, there has been one species of 16-year-old girl discovered: [[Slut|The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old]]. This breed is indigenous to most parts of the world except, naturally, [[Africa]], [[Iraq]] and [[China]], where any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly [[rape|dealt with]]. The MySpace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following: | ||
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[[Image:FuglychickORHIPPO.jpg|thumb|right|[[IRL]] Myspace 16-year-old | [[Image:FuglychickORHIPPO.jpg|thumb|right|[[IRL]] Myspace 16-year-old whore.]] | ||
How long can [[you]] go without kicking her in the cunt? Not long, I'm sure. How about this one? | How long can [[you]] go without kicking her in the cunt? Not long, I'm sure. How about this one? | ||
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==[[CP|Videos]] for [[You]] to [[Fap|Enjoy]]== | ==[[CP|Videos]] for [[You]] to [[Fap|Enjoy]]== | ||
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Image:What in the fuck becky.jpg|Your average [[emo]] 16-year-old girl, shitty pink hair not included | Image:What in the fuck becky.jpg|Your average [[emo]] 16-year-old girl, shitty pink hair not included | ||
Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|A 16-year-old girl on Myspace [[asking for it|fishing for pic comments]] | Image:Myspace cleavage iphone.jpg|A 16-year-old girl on Myspace [[asking for it|fishing for pic comments]] | ||
Image:Michelaumbroputtana.jpg|A 16-year-old shitty lil bitch pretending to be funny. | |||
Image:16-year-old girls with negros.jpg|All 16-year-old girls like [[nigras|chocolate]]. | Image:16-year-old girls with negros.jpg|All 16-year-old girls like [[nigras|chocolate]]. | ||
Image:joe god.jpg|Not everyone can be a 16-year-old girl. | Image:joe god.jpg|Not everyone can be a 16-year-old girl. | ||
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File:69 with plush toy.jpg|You know they are asking for it when they take pictures of themselves 69-ing their oversized plush toy from their childhood. | File:69 with plush toy.jpg|You know they are asking for it when they take pictures of themselves 69-ing their oversized plush toy from their childhood. | ||
File:Poopleader.jpg|Cheerleaders don't always get to fuck the entire football team... unless they're all into scat. | File:Poopleader.jpg|Cheerleaders don't always get to fuck the entire football team... unless they're all into scat. | ||
File:KaliJadeBookey004.jpg | |||
File:16yearoldAsiangirl.jpg|a 16 year old Asian Girl isnt smarter than other Girls in her age of other Races | |||
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* [[16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl]] | * [[16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl]] | ||
* [[16-year-old rape victim needs help]] | * [[16-year-old rape victim needs help]] | ||
* [[25-Year-Old Girl]] No evolution necessary | |||
* [[bitches and whores]] | * [[bitches and whores]] | ||
* [[Boxxy]] | * [[Boxxy]] | ||
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* [[IDK, my BFF Jill?]] | * [[IDK, my BFF Jill?]] | ||
* [[Katy]] | * [[Katy]] | ||
* [[Mia Janin]] | |||
* [[OMG]] | * [[OMG]] | ||
* [[Teenager]] | * [[Teenager]] | ||
