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[[Image:Lanadelreyletterman.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Amercian dreams came true [[blowjobs|somehow...]]]]'''Lana Del Rey''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Elizabeth Woolridge Grant''') or '''Lana Del Ray''' if you're a retard who can't spell, is an animatronic [[RealDoll]] that has been programmed to sing and generate [[indie]] buzz. | [[Image:Lanadelreyletterman.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Amercian dreams came true [[blowjobs|somehow...]]]]'''Lana Del Rey''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Elizabeth Woolridge Grant''') or '''Lana Del Ray''' if you're a retard who can't spell, is an animatronic [[RealDoll]] that has been programmed to sing and generate [[indie]] buzz. | ||
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==Albums== | ==Albums== | ||
Despite its many critics, the Lana Del Rey RealDoll proved to be a success. Its debut album "Born to Die" debuted at #2 behind [[hambeast|Adele]] and sold 117,000 copies in its first week. By that time, the Lana Del Rey brand had long since been tarnished. No longer able to deny the foetid musical diarrhea that poured from its enormous defective rubber lips, Lana Del Rey was shunned by indie music critics who had championed the doll before its SNL performance. [[Pitchfork]], the prominent blog of an indie cult with many [[hipsters|members]], was forced to [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16223-lana-del-rey/ fall on its own sword], and pan the debut album of an artist [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/12276-video-games/ it had already buzzed]. | Despite its many critics, the Lana Del Rey RealDoll proved to be a success. Its debut album "Born to Die" debuted at #2 behind [[hambeast|Adele]] and sold 117,000 copies in its first week. By that time, the Lana Del Rey brand had long since been tarnished. No longer able to deny the foetid musical diarrhea that poured from its enormous defective rubber lips, Lana Del Rey was shunned by indie music critics who had championed the doll before its SNL performance. [[Pitchfork]], the prominent blog of an indie cult with many [[hipsters|members]], was forced to [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/16223-lana-del-rey/ fall on its own sword], and pan the debut album of an artist [http://pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks/12276-video-games/ it had already buzzed]. | ||
Nevertheless, she somehow found some success after her SNL performance and has released several albums throughout the years, all as equally boring as the last. | |||
*'''Born to Die''' - Her debut album containing the aforementioned "Video Games" track. | |||
*'''Paradise''' - An extended version of Born To Die. Contains a song with the lyrics [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q_pdyUuj2o MY PUSSY TASTES LIKE PEPSI COLA]. | |||
*'''Ultraviolence''' - Lana Del Ræ but [[emo]]. | |||
*'''Honeymoon''' - Whiny bullshit but with synths and shit mixed in. | |||
*'''Lust For Life''' - In order to appeal to the Gen Z autists who think rap music is the only acceptable genre of music, Lana released this album that features artists such as Stevie Nicks, The Weeknd, and A$AP Rocky. This album is significant due to the fact that A$AP Rocky drops the [[nigga]] word several times on it, making it her only album to feature the N word. [[srsly]] | |||
*'''Norman Fucking Rockwell''' - An even more boring version of Lust For Life but produced by [[Nobody|Jack Antonoff]]{{jew}}. Also contains a shitty [[Sublime]] cover that would make Bradley Nowell rise from the dead just to OD on heroin again. | |||
*[[Wut|'''Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass''']] - A spoken word album of her [[Wikipedia:Violet Bent Backwards over the Grass|shitty poetry book by the same name]]. | |||
*'''Chemtrails Over the Country Club''' or [[Cock|'''COCC''']] for short - Another album shitted up by notorious Jew [[Nobody Cares|Jack Antonoff]]{{jew}}. Lana was caught in a lot of [[Butthurt|controversy]] before the release of this album for wearing a mesh mask at a book signing for her poetry book that she held during the [[Covid-19|chink flu pandemic]]. | |||
*'''Blue Banisters''' - Another forgettable album but without Jack Antonoff shitting all over it. Ironically it's [[LOL|her most hated album]]. | |||
*'''Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd''' - Her latest album and attempt at being a culturally relevant artist to anyone other than gay men or women with mental disorders. Not a surprise that it's full of boring songs and other [[SNCA]]. | |||
*'''Lasso''' - Her upcoming album which is rumored to be a [[Country music|country]] [[Facepalm|album]]. Let's hope [[Stephen Paddock|someone]] does something to stop her from releasing this garbage. | |||
Although she has made several albums and EPs before releasing Born to Die, They aren't included on this list because they weren't officially released anywhere and also [[nobody cares]]. | |||
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