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*Whores are prone to many of the same difficulties as [[prostitute]]s, namely [[STD]]s, powdered pimp slaps, mesothelioma, rickets and threats of [[pwnage]] from angry cheated-on girlfriends. In addition, while prostitutes have a steady income stream, whores are usually broke. | *Whores are prone to many of the same difficulties as [[prostitute]]s, namely [[STD]]s, powdered pimp slaps, mesothelioma, rickets and threats of [[pwnage]] from angry cheated-on girlfriends. In addition, while prostitutes have a steady income stream, whores are usually broke. | ||
*Whores wear too much makeup and, unless they're [[goth]], pay for too many visits to the tanning bed. | *Whores wear too much makeup and, unless they're [[goth]], pay for too many visits to the tanning bed. | ||
*Whores use cooking vanilla essence as perfume. | |||
*Whores wear one-piece calf-length dresses made of stretchy fabric, that come off in a single motion or can easily be lifted up to the waist. They do not wear complex clothes or underwear with a load of straps, buckles, and buttons. | |||
*Most whores are unlikely to make it past high school, but the regular whore is usually shameless enough to talk some guy into giving her a job or a home by giving him a blowjob (and then not doing any work). But because men tire of whores quickly, they have to start all over again six months later. | *Most whores are unlikely to make it past high school, but the regular whore is usually shameless enough to talk some guy into giving her a job or a home by giving him a blowjob (and then not doing any work). But because men tire of whores quickly, they have to start all over again six months later. | ||
*Loose, sagging [[vagina]] is a dead giveaway. If a woman can shoplift a toaster in her [[panties]], she's definitely a whore. | *Loose, sagging [[vagina]] is a dead giveaway. If a woman can shoplift a toaster in her [[panties]], she's definitely a whore. | ||
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[[File:Guardian problem page letter obese ugly old men sick fuck.png|thumb|500px|right|A typical female fantasy]] | [[File:Guardian problem page letter obese ugly old men sick fuck.png|thumb|500px|right|A typical female fantasy]] | ||
*[[Attention Whore]] | *[[Attention Whore]] | ||
*[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]] | |||
*[[Basic White Bitch]] | *[[Basic White Bitch]] | ||
*[[Bitch]] | *[[Bitch]] | ||
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{{Life}} | {{Life}} | ||
{{Whores}} | {{Whores}} | ||
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