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*Whores are prone to many of the same difficulties as [[prostitute]]s, namely [[STD]]s, powdered pimp slaps, mesothelioma, rickets and threats of [[pwnage]] from angry cheated-on girlfriends. In addition, while prostitutes have a steady income stream, whores are usually broke. | *Whores are prone to many of the same difficulties as [[prostitute]]s, namely [[STD]]s, powdered pimp slaps, mesothelioma, rickets and threats of [[pwnage]] from angry cheated-on girlfriends. In addition, while prostitutes have a steady income stream, whores are usually broke. | ||
*Whores wear too much makeup and, unless they're [[goth]], pay for too many visits to the tanning bed. | *Whores wear too much makeup and, unless they're [[goth]], pay for too many visits to the tanning bed. | ||
*Whores use cooking vanilla essence as perfume. | |||
*Whores wear one-piece calf-length dresses made of stretchy fabric, that come off in a single motion or can easily be lifted up to the waist. They do not wear complex clothes or underwear with a load of straps, buckles, and buttons. | |||
*Most whores are unlikely to make it past high school, but the regular whore is usually shameless enough to talk some guy into giving her a job or a home by giving him a blowjob (and then not doing any work). But because men tire of whores quickly, they have to start all over again six months later. | *Most whores are unlikely to make it past high school, but the regular whore is usually shameless enough to talk some guy into giving her a job or a home by giving him a blowjob (and then not doing any work). But because men tire of whores quickly, they have to start all over again six months later. | ||
*Loose, sagging [[vagina]] is a dead giveaway. If a woman can shoplift a toaster in her [[panties]], she's definitely a whore. | *Loose, sagging [[vagina]] is a dead giveaway. If a woman can shoplift a toaster in her [[panties]], she's definitely a whore. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{cg| | {{cg|Gallery of Whores|whoregallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Bouncing on back.gif | Image:Bouncing on back.gif | ||
Image:GettinCaught.gif | Image:GettinCaught.gif | ||
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Image:Women are worthless 002.jpg|It's alright to whore your old lady out to your friends | Image:Women are worthless 002.jpg|It's alright to whore your old lady out to your friends | ||
Image:Lady J 4F poster.jpg|The 4F Rule applies to all categories of whores | Image:Lady J 4F poster.jpg|The 4F Rule applies to all categories of whores | ||
Image:WhoaDaddy.jpg|State of the Art [[Cockmongler|cockmongling]] technology | Image:WhoaDaddy.jpg|State of the Art [[Cockmongler|cockmongling]] technology | ||
Image:camwhore2.png|The cycle of /b/'s camwhores | Image:camwhore2.png|The cycle of /b/'s camwhores | ||
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Image:Offended11.jpg|Whores ''love'' [[Shit|chocolate]]-covered [[dildos]]. | Image:Offended11.jpg|Whores ''love'' [[Shit|chocolate]]-covered [[dildos]]. | ||
</gallery>|color=black|border=pink}} | </gallery>|color=black|border=pink}} | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
[[File:Guardian problem page letter obese ugly old men sick fuck.png|thumb|500px|right|A typical female fantasy]] | [[File:Guardian problem page letter obese ugly old men sick fuck.png|thumb|500px|right|A typical female fantasy]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Attention Whore]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Avoiding Unwanted Attention]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Basic White Bitch]] | ||
*[[Bitch]] | *[[Bitch]] | ||
*[[Bitches and whores]] | *[[Bitches and whores]] | ||
*[[Booty Shaking]] | *[[Booty Shaking]] | ||
*[[Cocaine Babe]] | *[[Cocaine Babe]] | ||
*[[College Sex Bloggers]] | *[[College Sex Bloggers]] | ||
*[[Cum slut]] | *[[Cum slut]] | ||
*[[Girl Drama]] | *[[Girl Drama]] | ||
*[[Tease Pics]] | *[[Tease Pics]] | ||
*[[ThotAudit|That Ho Owe Taxes]] | *[[ThotAudit|That Ho Owe Taxes]] | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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{{Life}} | {{Life}} | ||
{{Whores}} | {{Whores}} | ||
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