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"Gerard" sounds like "Geriatric".
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[[Image:David_Gerard_wedding_pics.jpg|thumb|David Gerard's wedding pics, left to right: wife's girlfriend, wife, David, David's girlfriend [[Arkady]]]] | [[Image:David_Gerard_wedding_pics.jpg|thumb|David Gerard's wedding pics, left to right: wife's girlfriend, wife, David, David's girlfriend [[Arkady]]]] | ||
'''David Wainwright Gerard''' (also known as '''Red Drag Diva''') is a senior [[bureaucratic fuck]] on [[TOW]] and sysadmin on [[RationalWiki]] who openly uses his real name on the site. David Gerard is meant to be an indication of just how serious Wikipedia is at becoming a well-known and respected encyclopaedia. | '''David Wainwright Gerard''' (also known as '''Red Drag Diva''' and '''David "Geriatric" Gerard''') is a senior [[bureaucratic fuck]] on [[TOW]] and sysadmin on [[RationalWiki]] who openly uses his real name on the site. David Gerard is meant to be an indication of just how serious Wikipedia is at becoming a well-known and respected encyclopaedia. | ||
Gerard's favorite weapon is the [[Wikipedia:WP:CLUE|Clue Stick]], although you will never see him hit himself with it. He's an over- | Gerard's favorite weapon is the [[Wikipedia:WP:CLUE|Clue Stick]], although you will never see him hit himself with it. He's an over-60 [[bisexual]] [[polyamorous]] twatfenster goth from Western Australia, who speaks with a carefully cultivated faux-London accent, since he's lived in the UK for many years and fears being sent back to [[Ausfailia]], where bogan prison and face-rapes await. Currently, he's on the waiting list for a vaginoplasty. And works for Dell UK as a minor server sysop. | ||
== About David Gerard == | == About David Gerard == | ||
* David Gerard banned a Utah ISP as an "open proxy used by [[WordBomb]]" indefinitely and eventually this got on the news. [http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/248315/3/] | * David Gerard banned a Utah ISP as an "open proxy used by [[WordBomb]]" indefinitely and eventually this got on the news. [http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/248315/3/] | ||
* David Gerard is the official [[TOW]] media spokesperson for the [[United Kingdom]]. And a shitty one at that. | * David Gerard is the official [[TOW]] media spokesperson for the [[United Kingdom]]. And a shitty one at that. | ||
* David Gerard swears like mad, goes on power trips, and brags about it, while [[ | * David Gerard swears like mad, goes on power trips, and brags about it, while [[Republican|complaining that others aren't civil enough]]. | ||
* David Gerard is a senior administrator on unfunny joke site [[Uncyclopedia]]. | * David Gerard is a senior administrator on unfunny joke site [[Uncyclopedia]]. | ||
* David Gerard [http://encyclopediadramatica. | * David Gerard [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Talk:David_Gerard&diff=326043 likes ED and all attack sites] (except for the wussy [[Wikipedia Review]]). | ||
* David Gerard has a girlfriend, [[Arkady]], who he got pregnant, while married to another woman. | * David Gerard has a girlfriend, [[Arkady]], who he got pregnant, while married to another woman. | ||
* David Gerard's (ex)wife Red Countess is [[retard|disabled]]. | * David Gerard's (ex)wife Red Countess is [[retard|disabled]]. | ||
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* David Gerard claims to be a "psi vampire". | * David Gerard claims to be a "psi vampire". | ||
* He denies it, but it's almost certain he runs [[Lemonparty]] on a server he owns. | * He denies it, but it's almost certain he runs [[Lemonparty]] on a server he owns. | ||
*David's wife, | *David's wife, Redcuntess, has left him and has returned to Australia forever. David then got engaged to Arkady. | ||
*Oops, [[Arkady]] bailed on him. Back to the giant black dildo collection! | *Oops, [[Arkady]] bailed on him. Back to the giant black dildo collection! | ||
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