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'''Pornography''' (known as '''Porn''' to lazy asses and '''Pr0n''' to [[1337|fuckfaces]]) is <s>the best thing since sliced bread</s> the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in school anymore, it's the reason all your relationships are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your parents put filters on your computer and it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action '''porn''' includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on smack.


==Controversy==
'''Pornography''' (known as '''porn'''('''o'''), '''[[1337|pr0n]]''', '''XXX''', or the '''clear history button''') is <s>the best thing since sliced bread</s> the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in [[school]] anymore, it's the reason all your [[sex|relationships]] are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your [[parents]] put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will [[die alone]]. [[over 9000|Ninety-nine]] percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action '''porn''' includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on [[opioids#heroin|smack]].
All [[Feminists]] are against '''pornography''' and think that men who watch it, or even think about it, are addicts. Feminists say "They may feel shame inside, badness, and a sense of pain, which they can’t seem to escape. They assume that they could never be forgiven or loved again.", however, they just say this to lower men to their level of lovelessness. They also state that ''all'' '''pornography''' is [[rape]] and violence against women, even if it's [[Gay|male-to-male]] '''porn'''. But the cunts are not alone in this. [[Teens Against Porn|Christians]] are also against '''porn''' due to the typical Christian's illogical fear against anything that might become more popular than God.
 
== Controversy ==
 
[[File:Getthefacts.jpg|right|185px]]
 
Nearly all [[feminists]] are against '''pornography''' and think that men who watch it, or even think about it, are [[rapist]]s. Feminists say men "[[LOL WUT|feel shame inside, badness, and a sense of pain, which they can’t seem to escape. They assume that they could never be forgiven or loved again.]]" As you probably know, they only say this to lower men to their level. They also state that ''all'' pornography is rape and violence against women, even if it's fully above consent and legal age or on ''[[win|male-to-male]] porn''. But the cunts are not alone in this; [[Teens Against Porn|Christians]] are also against porn due to the typical Christian "moral", except when it comes to children.
 
{{Squote|The conflict between men and women is brutal. "The normal fuck," writes [[Andrea Dworkin]], "by a normal man is taken to be an act of invasion and ownership undertaken in a mode of predation." This special insight into the sexual psychology of males is matched and confirmed by the sexual experience of women:
<br>
"Women have been chattels to men as wives, as prostitutes, as sexual and reproductive servants. Being owned and being fucked are or have been virtually synonymous experiences in the lives of women. He owns you; he fucks you. The fucking conveys the quality of ownership: he owns you inside out."
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Dworkin and her colleague, Catharine MacKinnon, then call for the censorship of pornography on postmodern grounds. Our social reality is constructed by the language we use, and pornography is a form of language, one that constructs a violent and domineering reality for women to submit to. Pornography, therefore, is not free speech but political oppression."
|[http://www.libertarianismo.org/livros/srchpostmodernism.pdf ''Explaining Postmodernism'']}}


==Types==
==Types==
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**[[Shotacon]]: Underage boys
**[[Shotacon]]: Underage boys
**[[Toddlercon]]: Toddlers
**[[Toddlercon]]: Toddlers
*[[Furry Porn]]: extremely perverse imagery of cartoon animals in unrealistic sexual situations
*[[Rape|Surprise sex]]
*[[Rape|Surprise sex]]
*[[Arborphilia]]: Liberal favorite
*[[Arborphilia]]: Liberal favorite
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*[[SFW Porn]]
*[[SFW Porn]]
*[[Cyber sex]]
*[[Cyber sex]]
[[image:Kebab.PNG|right|300px]]


==Notable Porn Alumni==
==Notable Porn Alumni==
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*'''[[Nigger|Steve Driver]]''' (Powerword: Stephen Clancy Hill): A loser even among other no-name male porn stars, Stephen at least went out in style, [[An hero|jumping off a cliff]] after attacking three people with [[Wapanese|a ''fucking'' samurai sword]] when they tried to evict him from the studio office he was squatting in. As the only fatality was a fellow nobody (and a [[Chink]], to boot) [[And nothing of value was lost|not much of a shit was given]].
*'''[[Nigger|Steve Driver]]''' (Powerword: Stephen Clancy Hill): A loser even among other no-name male porn stars, Stephen at least went out in style, [[An hero|jumping off a cliff]] after attacking three people with [[Wapanese|a ''fucking'' samurai sword]] when they tried to evict him from the studio office he was squatting in. As the only fatality was a fellow nobody (and a [[Chink]], to boot) [[And nothing of value was lost|not much of a shit was given]].
*'''Lara Roxx:''' A [[Moralfag]] cautionary tale come to life, Lara was a [[Canuck]] [[butterface]] who got [[HIV]] on the set of [[Lulz|''the very first porno she appeared in'', at age 21]].
*'''Lara Roxx:''' A [[Moralfag]] cautionary tale come to life, Lara was a [[Canuck]] [[butterface]] who got [[HIV]] on the set of [[Lulz|''the very first porno she appeared in'', at age 21]].
*'''[http://efukt.com/20635_Hygiene_fail.html Donny Long]''' (Powerword: Donald Carlos Seoane): A batshit [[insane]] [[Faggot|closet case]] with an [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|ego]] the size of whatever [[hillbilly]] state he hails from, Donny started [[Porn Wikileaks]] to get back at the industry (which he blamed for his own incompetence) and innumerable others, such as the gay mafia, and "gay jew child rapists" Mark Spiegler and Christian XXX (who he can't go one fucking sentence without mentioning). Likes to mock the rap sheets of others, despite having his own [http://www.donnylongisaconvictedfelon.com/ criminal record] made up mostly of assaults cases against [[Pussybitch|only]] women.
*'''OG Mudbone:''' A nigger with the biggest [[Niggerdick|niggerdick]] in porn. Famous for his hilarious grunts and moans and being able to shower his hoes with [[Over 9000|GALLONS]] of [[cum]]. Literally showers bitches in cum so that they can't fucking see shit.
*'''OG Mudbone:''' A nigger with the biggest [[Niggerdick|niggerdick]] in porn. Famous for his hilarious grunts and moans and being able to shower his hoes with [[Over 9000|GALLONS]] of [[cum]]. Literally showers bitches in cum so that they can't fucking see shit.


==Gallery==
== Gallery ==
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File:Armpit-sex.jpg|This is not [[rule 34|rule 34]], because it is normal Turkish porn.
File:Armpit-sex.jpg|This is not [[rule 34|rule 34]], because it is normal Turkish porn.
Image:Rule 34.jpg|'''[[Rule 34]]''' is all that you need to know about the internet in regards to porn
File:Rule 34.jpg|'''[[Rule 34]]''' is all that you need to know about the internet in regards to porn
Image:Buttcam.jpg|There's no limit to the amount of [[sick fuck]] fetishes out there...
File:Buttcam.jpg|There's no limit to the amount of [[sick fuck]] fetishes out there...
Image:Nailboobs.jpg|[[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|*fap fap fap*]]
File:Nailboobs.jpg|[[I seriously hope you guys don't do this|*fap fap fap*]]
Image:Woman on all fours.jpg|She's about to begin experiencing every single fetish, ever conceived, over the course of about 6 months.
File:Woman on all fours.jpg|She's about to begin experiencing every single fetish, ever conceived, over the course of about 6 months.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Peanut porn.jpg
File:Peanut porn.jpg
Image:Crazyhump.gif
File:Crazyhump.gif
Image:Girl fountain.gif
File:Girl fountain.gif
Image:Lycra.gif
File:Lycra.gif
Image:lmaowutt.jpg|For the man on the go!
File:lmaowutt.jpg|For the man on the go!
Image:Jet-Puffed Marshmallow Creme.jpg
File:Jet-Puffed Marshmallow Creme.jpg
Image:Candy Corn porn.PNG|The candy adds an extra dimension of erotisism to this image because it's all been inside her pussy!
File:Candy Corn porn.PNG|The candy adds an extra dimension of erotisism to this image because it's all been inside her pussy!
Image:lezzpron.jpg|The more painful, the more arousing
File:lezzpron.jpg|The more painful, the more arousing
Image:french_kiss_science.jpg|Medical porn, the doctor just killed the patient and still wanted to mess him up
File:french_kiss_science.jpg|Medical porn, the doctor just killed the patient and still wanted to mess him up
Image:Japwesternpron.jpg
File:Japwesternpron.jpg
Image:Japanese porn.jpg
File:Japanese porn.jpg
Image:Japanese Porn.jpeg
File:Japanese Porn.jpeg
Image:Simpsons Porn.jpg|[[Pain series|Typical Simpson's Porn]]
File:Simpsons Porn.jpg|[[Pain series|Typical Simpson's Porn]]
Image:Porn Admission.jpg
File:Porn Admission.jpg
Image:w90220170.jpg|Even rabbits have their porn magazines
File:w90220170.jpg|Even rabbits have their porn magazines
Image:alien_porn.jpg
File:alien_porn.jpg
Image:Wierdporn.jpg
File:Wierdporn.jpg
Image:pornodog.jpg|A Typical Porno Aficionado
File:pornodog.jpg|A Typical Porno Aficionado
Image:Flypron.jpg
File:Flypron.jpg
Image:Teensloveoldmen.jpg
File:Porn reaction dick.jpg|[[you]]r reaction to gay furry porn
Image:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Some people]] make themselves porn stars by accident
File:Teensloveoldmen.jpg
Image:ScreechedThePorno.jpg|On sale for $34.95 at your neighborhood porno shop
File:Dorian-thorn-mothers-day.jpg|[[Dorian Thorn|Some people]] make themselves porn stars by accident
Image:Pom1.JPG
File:ScreechedThePorno.jpg|On sale for $34.95 at your neighborhood porno shop
Image:Pigandpooper.jpg
File:Pom1.JPG
Image:Porn Art.jpg
File:Pigandpooper.jpg
Image:Butterfly Snake.jpg|Butterfly snakes are symbolic of hermaphrodites.  
File:Porn Art.jpg
Image:Michelangeloporn.jpg|[[Christians]] consider art porn...
File:Butterfly Snake.jpg|Butterfly snakes are symbolic of hermaphrodites.  
Image:Stop bird porn.jpg|As well as they consider bird-watching voyeurism
File:Michelangeloporn.jpg|[[Christians]] consider art porn...
Image:Pornography Historian.jpg
File:Stop bird porn.jpg|As well as they consider bird-watching voyeurism
Image:Porn and Disney.jpg
File:Pornography Historian.jpg
Image:Must save porn.jpg
File:Porn and Disney.jpg
Image:Pr0n_-_Video_Porn_Chat_Pwned.jpg|Pwned on video porn chat!
File:Must save porn.jpg
Image:Pr0n_-_Nerd_Confidence.jpg
File:Pr0n_-_Video_Porn_Chat_Pwned.jpg|Pwned on video porn chat!
File:Pr0n_-_Nerd_Confidence.jpg
File:Sandy squirrel 34.jpg|[[Shock|They see that these things should hide to the children?!]]
File:Sandy squirrel 34.jpg|[[Shock|They see that these things should hide to the children?!]]
File:Hookersandblow.jpg
File:Hookersandblow.jpg
File:Image009.jpg
File:Titillating nec pic.jpg|Necrophile porn or just some gross bitch fucking around?
File:Titillating nec pic.jpg|Necrophile porn or just some gross bitch fucking around?
File:Jesus porn mosaic.jpg|[[Jesus]] made of porn
File:Blackbabe.jpg
File:Blackbabe2.jpg
File:Sport.jpg
File:!9th century pron.jpg|Vintage
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*[[TGP Porn Sites]]  
*[[TGP Porn Sites]]  
*[[Pornolizer]]
*[[Pornolizer]]
*[[CP|Zika]]
*[[Aries]]
*[[Stickam]]
*[[Stickam]]
*[[Dustin Michaels]]
*[[Dustin Michaels]]
*[[Aries]]
*[[Furniture Porn]]
*[[Furniture Porn]]
*[[Gail Dines]]
*[[Gail Dines]]
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*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_outer_retinal_necrosis '''Porn''' causes blindness in people with AIDS?] Sure, why not?
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_outer_retinal_necrosis '''Porn''' causes blindness in people with AIDS?] Sure, why not?


==External links==
== External links ==


===Useful search engines===
=== Useful search engines ===
*[https://www.yandex.com/ Yandex] - a genial porn search engine
*[http://www.fuq.com/ Fuq] - a huge selection of porn videos


===Free Porn sites===
* [https://www.yandex.com/ Yandex] - a genial porn search engine
*[http://www.imagefap.com/ Imagefap]
* [http://www.fuq.com/ Fuq] - a huge selection of porn videos
*[http://www.tubegalore.com/ Tube Galore]
 
*[http://porntubefilms.nl Porn tube films.]
=== Free Porn sites ===
*[http://www.4tube.com/ 4tube]
 
*[http://www.judgeporn.com/ JudgePorn]
* [http://www.imagefap.com/ Imagefap] &bull; [http://www.tubegalore.com/ Tube Galore] &bull; [http://www.natporn.com/ NatPorn Tube] &bull; [http://www.xvideos.com/ Xvideos Tube] &bull; [http://www.redtube.com/ RedTube] &bull; [http://porntubefilms.nl Porn tube films] &bull; [http://www.4tube.com/ 4tube] &bull; [http://www.judgeporn.com/ JudgePorn] &bull; [http://www.fap-roulette.com Fap Roulette] &bull; [http://www.redtube.com/ RedTube] &bull; [http://www.zootube365.com/ ZooTube] &bull; [http://jible.com/ Jible Porn] &bull; [http://www.youporn.com/ YouPorn] &bull; [http://www.pornhub.com/ Pornhub] &bull; [http://www.youjizz.com/ Youjizz] &bull; [http://www.xnxx.com/ Xnxx] &bull; [http://www.freefuckvidz.com/ Free fuck vidz] &bull; [http://www.sexaprize.com/ Sex-a-prize] &bull; [http://xxxvideos.com/ XXXvideos] &bull; [http://orgasm.com/ Orgasm.com] &bull; [http://spankwire.com/ Spankwire] &bull; [http://pornerd.com/ Pornerd] &bull; [http://keezmovies.com/ KeezMovies] &bull; [http://tube8.com/ Tube8] &bull; [http://youfapfap.com/ Youfapfap]
*[http://www.fap-roulette.com Fap Roulette]
 
*[http://www.redtube.com/ RedTube]
=== Pay Porn sites ===
*[http://www.zootube365.com/ ZooTube]
*[http://jible.com/ Jible Porn]
*[http://www.youporn.com/ YouPorn]
*[http://www.pornhub.com/ Pornhub]
*[http://www.youjizz.com/ Youjizz]
*[http://www.xnxx.com/ Xnxx]
*[http://www.freefuckvidz.com/ Free fuck vidz]
*[http://www.sexaprize.com/ Sex-a-prize]
*[http://xxxvideos.com/ XXXvideos]
*[http://orgasm.com/ Orgasm.com]
*[http://spankwire.com/ Spankwire]
*[http://pornerd.com/ Pornerd]
*[http://keezmovies.com/ KeezMovies]
*[http://tube8.com/ Tube8]
*[http://youfapfap.com/ Youfapfap]


===Pay Porn sites===
Why use one of the thousands of free porn sites when you can pay for it like a good goy?
Why use one of the thousands of free porn sites when you can pay for it like a good goy?
*[http://www.porn.com/ Porn.com]
 
*[http://www.brazzers.com/ Brazzers]
* [http://www.porn.com/ Porn.com] &bull; [http://www.private.com/ Private.com] &bull; [http://www.brazzers.com/ Brazzers] &bull; [http://www.realitykings.com/ RealityKings] &bull; [http://bangbros.com/ BangBros]
 


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