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'''Pornography''' (known as '''Porn''' to lazy asses and '''Pr0n''' to [[1337|fuckfaces]]) is <s>the best thing since sliced bread</s> the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in school anymore, it's the reason all your relationships are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your parents put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will [[die alone]]. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action '''porn''' includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on [[opioids#heroin|smack]].
 
'''Pornography''' (known as '''porn'''('''o'''), '''[[1337|pr0n]]''', '''XXX''', or the '''clear history button''') is <s>the best thing since sliced bread</s> the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in [[school]] anymore, it's the reason all your [[sex|relationships]] are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your [[parents]] put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will [[die alone]]. [[over 9000|Ninety-nine]] percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action '''porn''' includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on [[opioids#heroin|smack]].


== Controversy ==
== Controversy ==
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All [[Feminists]] are against '''pornography''' and think that men who watch it, or even think about it, are rapists. Feminists say "They may feel shame inside, badness, and a sense of pain, which they can’t seem to escape. They assume that they could never be forgiven or loved again.", however, they just say this to lower men to their level of lovelessness. They also state that ''all'' '''pornography''' is [[rape]] and violence against women, even if it's [[Win|male-to-male]] '''porn'''. But the cunts are not alone in this. [[Teens Against Porn|Christians]] are also against '''porn''' due to the typical Christian's infantile phobia of anything that might become more popular than God.
Nearly all [[feminists]] are against '''pornography''' and think that men who watch it, or even think about it, are [[rapist]]s. Feminists say men "[[LOL WUT|feel shame inside, badness, and a sense of pain, which they can’t seem to escape. They assume that they could never be forgiven or loved again.]]" As you probably know, they only say this to lower men to their level. They also state that ''all'' pornography is rape and violence against women, even if it's fully above consent and legal age or on ''[[win|male-to-male]] porn''. But the cunts are not alone in this; [[Teens Against Porn|Christians]] are also against porn due to the typical Christian "moral", except when it comes to children.


{{Squote|The conflict between men and women is brutal. "The normal fuck," writes [[Andrea Dworkin]], "by a normal man is taken to be an act of invasion and ownership undertaken in a mode of predation." This special insight into the sexual psychology of males is matched and confirmed by the sexual experience of women:  
{{Squote|The conflict between men and women is brutal. "The normal fuck," writes [[Andrea Dworkin]], "by a normal man is taken to be an act of invasion and ownership undertaken in a mode of predation." This special insight into the sexual psychology of males is matched and confirmed by the sexual experience of women:  
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*[[SFW Porn]]
*[[SFW Porn]]
*[[Cyber sex]]
*[[Cyber sex]]
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==Notable Porn Alumni==
==Notable Porn Alumni==
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