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'''Pornography''' (known as ''' | |||
'''Pornography''' (known as '''porn'''('''o'''), '''[[1337|pr0n]]''', '''XXX''', or the '''clear history button''') is <s>the best thing since sliced bread</s> the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in [[school]] anymore, it's the reason all your [[sex|relationships]] are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your [[parents]] put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will [[die alone]]. [[over 9000|Ninety-nine]] percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action '''porn''' includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on [[opioids#heroin|smack]]. | |||
== Controversy == | == Controversy == | ||
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*[[SFW Porn]] | *[[SFW Porn]] | ||
*[[Cyber sex]] | *[[Cyber sex]] | ||
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==Notable Porn Alumni== | ==Notable Porn Alumni== |