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'''Pornography''' (known as '''Porn''' to lazy asses and '''Pr0n''' to [[1337|fuckfaces]]) is <s>the best thing since sliced bread</s> the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in school anymore, it's the reason all your relationships are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your parents put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will [[die alone]]. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action '''porn''' includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on [[opioids#heroin|smack]].
 
'''Pornography''' (known as '''porn'''('''o'''), '''[[1337|pr0n]]''', '''XXX''', or the '''clear history button''') is <s>the best thing since sliced bread</s> the reason you're not allowed your cell phone in [[school]] anymore, it's the reason all your [[sex|relationships]] are fucked, it's the reason your homework is never done on time, it's the reason your [[parents]] put filters on your computer, it's the reason your boss installed security cameras in the dry storage room and it's the reason you will [[die alone]]. [[over 9000|Ninety-nine]] percent of all bandwidth on the internet is devoted to porn and it's a proven fact that if live-action '''porn''' includes both genders, the director will spend 90% of the shots with a close up of the men's ass and 90% of his paycheck on [[opioids#heroin|smack]].


== Controversy ==
== Controversy ==
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*[[SFW Porn]]
*[[SFW Porn]]
*[[Cyber sex]]
*[[Cyber sex]]
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==Notable Porn Alumni==
==Notable Porn Alumni==
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