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{{spoilers|THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND WAS GOING TO JOIN THE NAZI'S IN THE AXIS AND HELP INVADE BRITAIN AND THE IRA TRIED TO HELP THE LUFTWAFFE BOMB THE UK IN THE BLITZ. ALL THAT JUST TO GET A TINY SHITTY PIECE OF LAND FULL OF INBREDS CALLED NORTHERN IRELAND, LOL PATHETIC!!!}}

{{spoilers|[http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-11807730 the Irish Republic sucks so much that it needs to be bailed out by the Eurozone and the evil Brits]}}

[[Image:Scientific_Racism_Irish.jpg|thumb|380px|The average Irishman]]

[[Image:rarar.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish youth club]]

[[Image:Irish.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish citizen]]

'''Ireland''' is a mildewy, cloud-shrouded rock inhabited by an ungovernable race of fuck-crazed, monkey-faced ginger mackerel-snappers, whose legendary capacity for alcohol and maniacal obsession with death and misery, is offset only by their incomprehensible (and likely completely fake) language. It is the paedophile capital of the world. It used to be dominated by Britfags, but at some point, the [[UK]] decided that Ireland was [[Pwnt|not cool enough]] for them, and [[banned|kicked most of them out]]. The [[Truth|gay Irish]] were allowed to stay in the UK as [[Northern Ireland]], a [[terrorist]] camp bordering the piece-of-shit country. The [[people]] of Ireland, known as Micks, Paddies, and White Niggers, are, like their African namesakes, mostly lazy, good-for-nothing parasites, interested in little except intoxication, fornication, sport, violence, sport violence, fornication violence, and mass rhythmic dancing. Their diet consists primarily of fried potatoes washed down with booze, and their day-to-day activities include drinking, fighting, laying about in their own filth, betting on football, and playing upon harps and [[Whistles go whoo|tin whistles]]. The Irish are also known for their complete and utter lack of [[brain|gray matter]]; most [[Polish]] jokes told in America are actually Irish [[lulz|jokes]] as enjoyed in the rest of the [[UK]]. As such, they are still better than the ill-tempered, parsimonious Scots, the tailless Manx, the subhuman Welsh, and of course, the snaggletoothed English.

==A wee bit of information videos about Irish culture==

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==The Only Irish Cartoon==

==History==

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Ireland was once a province of [[Great Britain]], but this was the source of epic anti-lulz so part of it is now an independent country famous for a number of things such as drinking, fighting, hating the [[English]], [[leprechaun]]s, [[terrorism]], potatoes, [[drinking]] and killing the [[homosexual|English]] in drunken fistfights.  

[[Image:Garda_on_ground.jpg|240px|thumb|''"C'mere ta me, ya feckin [[bollix]] ya"'' - a kindly Garda helps an ailing member of the public.]]

[[Image:Kissmeimirish.jpg|thumb|CSI: Ireland, where white chalk is too expensive.]]

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The official language of Ireland is [[Gaelic]]. While English is a subclass of Germanic Languages, [[gay|Gae]][[rimjob|lic]] is actually a subclass of Gungan, language of [[faggot|Jar Jar Binks]] of ''[[Star Wars|Star Warz]]'' fame. "''Meesa wanna drink ta unkonshis!''" is a famous Irish greeting.

===Mythology===

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==Population==

==== Other ways to Troll Irish Americans [[IRL]] ====

* Ask them who the [[Patrick McHenry|current Taoiseach]] is.

* Ask them what the word "Taoiseach" [[Moonspeak|actually means]].

Fuck storing them, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, turn em into a salad,  

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Don't fret it if those potatos turn green, [[lie|eat away]].  All that green means is that they have gotten tastier and they'll be a real treat.  <br>

[[Image:Stingray_Head.jpg|thumb|A typical Irish Castle.]]

The Republic of Ireland's economy is largely based on a unique interpretation of [[Ronald Reagan]]'s [[bullshit|Trickle-Down]] theory of economics. The Trickle-Up economy in the republic largely involves massive overcharging for all substandard goods and services: This is based on such industries as charging 6 Euro for a feckin' pint and 2 Euro for a shitty plastic lighter. The revenue generated is largely funnelled into offshore accounts by the tiny minority of Jew people who run the country. See "Government and Politics".

===Mating habits===

The island women fear both menstruation and menopause. It is commonly believed that the latter can produce mental disorder. Thus, some women have retired from life in their mid-forties and a few have even confined themselves to bed until death years later.

===The IRA===

The IRA is Northern Ireland's primary [[terrorist|peacekeeping]] organisation, and all Catholics born in [[Northern Ireland]] are automatically members. Northern Ireland traditionally hates [[you|''everybody'']], including the Republic of Ireland, England, Scotland, Wales and the guy who knocked over their guinness. Starting fights in bars, whether you're in the Republic of Ireland or Northern Ireland, is extremely easy. In fact, the fight probably already started before you got there. Still, its customary to go through all the customary procedures. (Ey, did ye knock ovar me pint?" "Ay, i'was me fooker")

==Gallery==

Image:FuckIreland.gif|A popular English flag.

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==See Also==

*[[Celts]]

*[[England]]

*[[Friends of A-Log#Honorable Mention: PaganDeathKnight - the Wannabe Friend of A-Log|PaganDeathKnight]]

*[[Ghetto]]

*[[Massachusetts]]

*[[Patrick]]

==External Links==

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