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[[File:MW ID.jpg|thumb|right|200px|LOL XD SO RANDUM]] | [[File:MW ID.jpg|thumb|right|200px|LOL XD SO RANDUM]] | ||
Behold, '''Masochistic-Wolfie''' (Powerword [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000137505612&ref=sgm Holly Renee Barnett]) ; a | Behold, '''Masochistic-Wolfie''' ([[Powerword]] [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000137505612&ref=sgm Holly Renee Barnett]) ; a [[Jailbait|17 year old]], Wiccan, [[GOTIS]] infected [[camwhore]], [[weeaboo]], [[furfag]], [[wolfaboo]] and self professed "almost professional" singer, "amazing" [[Camwhore|photographer]] and "great" artist. Her great art mostly consists of [[Over 9000|4574659]] camwhore photos and shitty animu weeaboo/furry crap (Usually depicting her and her [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002004444211 boyfriend's] fursonas yiffing). [[Attention_whore|Unless she's being complimented or praised]], she's most likely to froth at the mouth, spew some kind of [[Haters_Make_Me_Famous|"Hatturz maek me famous"]] shit, assume you're "one of Jade's friends" and become incredibly block happy. | ||
She embodies the terms "attention whore" and also just regular "whore". Her hobbies include claiming to have attempted to an hero multiple times, cursing the grandparents that provide her with food, shelter and internets, raging at her mother for not trusting her boyfran even though she got her hymen pierced at age 15, threatening to [[ | She embodies the terms "[[attention whore]]" and also just regular "[[whore]]". [[shit nobody cares about|Her hobbies]] include claiming to have [[fail|attempted]] to [[an hero]] multiple times, cursing the grandparents that provide her with food, shelter and internets, raging at her mother for not trusting her boyfran even though she got her hymen pierced at age 15, threatening to [[Ragequit|RUN AWAY FOREVAR]] and then backpedaling and lolling at her dad's terminal cancer. On top of all these delightful character traits, she also suffers from an incredibly large amount of USI and a crippling victim complex matched only by a [[butthurt]] [[lolcow]], known as [[Chad Syphrett]]. | ||
==Camwhoring== | ==Camwhoring== | ||
[[File:MW top donater.jpg|thumb|right|Her top | [[File:MW top donater.jpg|thumb|right|Her top donator seems like a [fine young fellow of noble intentions.]] | ||
[[File:MW fantard.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Her [[Cunt|art]] usually generates deep responses from [[Perverts|respectable young gentlemen]].]] | [[File:MW fantard.jpg|thumb|left|100px|Her [[Cunt|art]] usually generates deep responses from [[Perverts|respectable young gentlemen]].]] | ||
[[File:MW dA isn't Myspace.jpg|thumb|left|100px|"[[USI|Fuck off, I'm a great photographer]] you child molester. [[Macfag|I use photobooth you know!111]]"]] | [[File:MW dA isn't Myspace.jpg|thumb|left|100px|"[[USI|Fuck off, I'm a great photographer]] you child molester. [[Macfag|I use photobooth you know!111]]"]] | ||
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And no...My boyfriend enjoys it and so do I. >:U | And no...My boyfriend enjoys it and so do I. >:U | ||
It's kinky during sex. ;D|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/176329078/1628437978 MW's response to being told she's too pretty to be a furfag.] "It's not an attention whore pic, but [[I'll_just_leave_this_here|I'll just make an offhand sexual reference anyway]], despite being jailbait, teehee." | It's kinky during sex. ;D|[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/176329078/1628437978 MW's response to being told she's too pretty to be a furfag.] "It's not an attention whore pic, but [[I'll_just_leave_this_here|I'll just make an offhand sexual reference anyway]], despite being jailbait, teehee." | ||
|Comment hidden by owner|[[Butthurt|Wolfie's usual | |Comment hidden by owner|[[Butthurt|Wolfie's usual response to an honest critique or anything that doesn't convince her that her shit smells of roses.]] | ||
|Masochistic-Wolfie is a wonderful singer, artist, and photographer. her art is wonderful and should be greatly expected. She doesn't care for comments about how to improve her art because she never really puts a lot of time and effort into her pictures. She does not care about everything looking perfect because the point of her art is to be funny.|[[Dumbshit|What her whiteknight tried to overwrite this article with. He's really not making her sound any better.]] | |Masochistic-Wolfie is a wonderful singer, artist, and photographer. her art is wonderful and should be greatly expected. She doesn't care for comments about how to improve her art because she never really puts a lot of time and effort into her pictures. She does not care about everything looking perfect because the point of her art is to be funny.|[[Dumbshit|What her whiteknight tried to overwrite this article with. He's really not making her sound any better.]] | ||
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=== | ===JewTube shenanigans=== | ||
[[Lolcow|When her miniscule tits have been satisfactorily sucked dry by the dA community until only powdered milk remains,]] MW enjoys uploading frivolous videos mostly comprised of shit nobody cares about. She generally babbles on about her "hectic" life as though she's an E-lebrity so everyone will be interested in her mundane shit (unfortunately her shitty videos don't really have as big a following as her | [[Lolcow|When her miniscule tits have been satisfactorily sucked dry by the dA community until only powdered milk remains,]] MW enjoys uploading frivolous videos mostly comprised of [[shit nobody cares about]]. She generally babbles on about her "hectic" life as though she's an E-lebrity so everyone will be interested in her mundane shit (unfortunately her shitty videos don't really have as big a following as her [[journal]]s). There are a few hidden gems in some of these videos though, such as admitting to valuing a dog over her terminally ill father and saying that [[Slut|3 consecutive men]] [[GTFO|got tired of her shit in the space of a week.]] | ||
{{fv|MWdramawhorevids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | {{fv|MWdramawhorevids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>DUfw1J1pu9s</youtube> | |<youtube>DUfw1J1pu9s</youtube> | ||
Please note how her introduction sounds like a female [[Chris Chan]] when she tries to imitate a cute voice. TL;DW- Shameless self promotion of her shit drawings, her faggot boyfriend gets a mention and she seems to be species confused. | Please note how her introduction sounds like a female [[Chris Chan]] when she tries to imitate a cute voice. [[TL;DW]] - [[Shameless self promotion]] of her shit drawings, her faggot boyfriend gets a mention and she seems to be species confused. | ||
|<youtube>WYL6CYY_Hxo</youtube> | |<youtube>WYL6CYY_Hxo</youtube> | ||
Srs subjects such as these deserve [[MCR]] background music. IDFC about my dad, but I'd like your sympathy all the same plz, lol. Also, free shit would be nice. I'm a hardcore furfag but when everyone dies, I'm going to be burdened with the family's pet fucking dogs! D: | [[Srsly|Srs]] subjects such as these deserve [[MCR]] background music. IDFC about my dad, but I'd like your sympathy all the same plz, lol. Also, free shit would be nice. I'm a hardcore furfag but when everyone dies, I'm going to be burdened with the family's pet fucking dogs! D: | ||
|<youtube>neStsGNxado</youtube> | |<youtube>neStsGNxado</youtube> | ||
[[Shit_nobody_cares_about|My parents might think Wicca is odd so I pretend to be Atheist, HURR. I'm a spiritual and caring person, Wiccans can't hurt others. I need shit to do so you'll be seeing a lot moar camwhoring! When I'm not lurking in the basement, I sneak out late at night with my friends so I can get almost raped. And yes, I socialise publicly with a dog collar and bamboo staff! ^_^ Vampy and I are on Monthiversary number 3!]] | [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|My parents might think Wicca is odd so I pretend to be Atheist, HURR. I'm a spiritual and caring person, Wiccans can't hurt others. I need shit to do so you'll be seeing a lot moar camwhoring! When I'm not lurking in the basement, I sneak out late at night with my friends so I can get almost raped. And yes, I socialise publicly with a dog collar and bamboo staff! ^_^ Vampy and I are on Monthiversary number 3!]] | ||
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=='''UPDATE: ''SHE'S BACK AS OF DECEMBER 1ST, 2011''!!!'''== | =='''UPDATE: ''SHE'S BACK AS OF DECEMBER 1ST, 2011''!!!'''== | ||
She has returned! Apparently, she [[ | She has returned! Apparently, she [[Ragequit|lost her password]], but lo and behold, the Queen herself has returned. | ||
Her birthday is December 12th, leave her a nice comment? | Her birthday is December 12th, leave her a nice comment? | ||
Don't forget, be very nice, and be generous with the compliments! | Don't forget, be very nice, and be generous with the compliments! | ||
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[[File:MW bitches don't know.jpg|thumb|right|The moar you know!]] | [[File:MW bitches don't know.jpg|thumb|right|The moar you know!]] | ||
*{{deviantart|Masochistic-Wolfie|masochistic-wolfie on deviantART}} Feel free to leave her a supportive message about how she's a melodramatic, retarded cunt if you've ever had to suffer the indignity of real abuse. | *{{deviantart|Masochistic-Wolfie|masochistic-wolfie on deviantART}} Feel free to leave her a supportive message about how she's a melodramatic, retarded cunt if you've ever had to suffer the indignity of real abuse. | ||
* | *{{yt|u|Toxic0Karma0Studios|Her Jewtube}} <strike>Witness her majestic singing voice in all its glory.</strike> She's deleted most of her vidyas but you can still go ahead and tell her she can't sing at an almost professional level. | ||
* | *{{fbid|100000137505612|Failbook}} Unfortunately, she's PRIVATISED FUCKING EVERYTHING. but she'll add anyone as a friend so it's just as lulzworthy | ||
* | *{{myspace|jaimeamiko|Myspaz}} Again, PRIVATISED FUCKING EVERYTHING. | ||
{{da}} | {{da}} | ||
{{Furfaggotry}} | {{Furfaggotry}} | ||
{{Whores}} | {{Whores}} | ||
