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'''The Pirate Bay''' (also known as The Pirate Gay and The Virus Bay) is the [[Internets|internet's]] largest source of illegal software through completely legal [[BitTorrent]] tracking. Through the use of [[superior]] Internets and the "[[Gay|godlike]]" country of [[Sweden]], The Pirate Bay's efforts of spreading [[Photoshop]], movies, games and otherwise super expensive shit went largely unhindered, despite copious amounts of [http://thepiratebay.org/legal legal threats] from dumbass [[Americunts]] and [[Jews]]. | '''The Pirate Bay''' (also known as The Pirate Gay and The Virus Bay) is the [[Internets|internet's]] largest source of illegal software through completely legal [[BitTorrent]] tracking. Through the use of [[superior]] Internets and the "[[Gay|godlike]]" country of [[Sweden]], The Pirate Bay's efforts of spreading [[Photoshop]], movies, games and otherwise super expensive shit went largely unhindered, despite copious amounts of [http://thepiratebay.org/legal legal threats] from dumbass [[Americunts]] and [[Jews]]. | ||
The Pirate Bay was forged [[at least 100 years ago]] from the fighting spirit of free souls by [[Swedish]] gods, its servers forged from the metal of [[Cock|Thor's hammer]] and was stolen from Valhalla by the anti-copyright guild [http://www.piratbyran.org/ Piratbyrån]. After many generations, the guild Piratbyrån slowly died out and The Pirate Bay was left in the hands of one last individual. However, this chosen one did not guide the pirates out of darkness and instead sold The Pirate Bay to [[Swedish]] gaming group, [[Nwo|Global Gaming Factory]]. | The Pirate Bay was forged [[at least 100 years ago]] from the fighting spirit of free souls by [[Swedish]] gods, its servers forged from the metal of [[Cock|Thor's hammer]] and was stolen from Valhalla by the anti-copyright guild [http://www.piratbyran.org/ Piratbyrån]. After many generations, the guild Piratbyrån slowly died out and The Pirate Bay was left in the hands of one last individual. However, this chosen one did not guide the pirates out of darkness and instead sold The Pirate Bay to [[Swedish]] gaming group, [[Nwo|Global Gaming Factory]]. | ||
== Legal Threats == | == Legal Threats == | ||
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A good example of this is [[WEB SHERIFF]]. | A good example of this is [[WEB SHERIFF]]. | ||
{{quote|Instead of simply recommending that you sodomize yourself with a retractable baton, let me recommend a specific model - the ASP 21". The previous lawyers tried to use a cheaper brand, but it broke during the action.| [http:// | {{quote|Instead of simply recommending that you sodomize yourself with a retractable baton, let me recommend a specific model - the ASP 21". The previous lawyers tried to use a cheaper brand, but it broke during the action.| [http://archive.is/a1Yi7 The Pirate Bay replying to Apple lawyers].}} | ||
[[The man]] once [[raid]]ed Pirate Bay's servers in an attempt to get back the [[MPAA]]'s [[Jew gold]]. However, it was back on the [[tubes]] the next day, and all that was found on the drives they lifted were [[over 9000]] naked pictures of [[Jimbo Wales]]. | [[The man]] once [[raid]]ed Pirate Bay's servers in an attempt to get back the [[MPAA]]'s [[Jew gold]]. However, it was back on the [[tubes]] the next day, and all that was found on the drives they lifted were [[over 9000]] naked pictures of [[Jimbo Wales]]. | ||
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== 2012 == | == 2012 == | ||
Well it is 2012 and the buyout never happened, again. The Pirate Bay has been outlawed in many European countries including England. Not to be worried though, as there are [http:// | Well it is 2012 and the buyout never happened, again. The Pirate Bay has been outlawed in many European countries including England. Not to be worried though, as there are [http://proxybay.one/ over 9000 mirrors] popping up all over the Internets allowing for unrestricted use of The Pirate Bay, no matter which fascist union you were cursed with residency of. | ||
== The temporary death and bastardized rebirth == | == The temporary death and bastardized rebirth == | ||
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== 2014 == | == 2014 == | ||
In December 2014 Swedish police in Stockholm [[pwnt|rekt]] The Pirate Bay's servers and seized equipment, shutting down the site temporarily. These events are still in development, however, the good folks at isohunt claimed to have cloned the database at [ | In December 2014 Swedish police in Stockholm [[pwnt|rekt]] The Pirate Bay's servers and seized equipment, shutting down the site temporarily. These events are still in development, however, the good folks at isohunt claimed to have cloned the database at <s>[http://oldpiratebay.org/ oldpiratebay.org]</s>(Currently Down), but are obviously talking out their asses as missing are 95% of the torrents, including a lot of the torrent backups for ED. Plus TPB is now back at .se so it really didn't do anything. | ||
==2015== | ==2015== | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[[Image:The Persian Bay.jpg|right| | [[Image:The Persian Bay.jpg|right|150px|thumb|PERSIANS ARE FILTHY PIRATES]] | ||
*[[anakata]] | *[[anakata]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Demonoid]] | ||
*[[Leeching]] | |||
*[[Oink]] | *[[Oink]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Piracy]] | ||
*[[Operation Payback]] | |||
*[[Stichting BREIN]] | *[[Stichting BREIN]] | ||
*[[Torrent]] | *[[Torrent]] | ||
*[[uTorrent]] | *[[uTorrent]] | ||
*[[ | *[[WEB SHERIFF]] | ||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
*[ | *[https://pirate-bay-proxy.org/eng2/ The Pirate Bay, unless you're a aussie shitposter. Tough luck, get proxies] | ||
*[http://thepiratebay.se/blog/164 TPB Blog] - This is the blog entry where they admit to their sellout [[faggotry]] | *[http://thepiratebay.se/blog/164 TPB Blog] - This is the blog entry where they admit to their sellout [[faggotry]] | ||
*[http://www.globalgamingfactory.com/ Glowball Gay Ming Faggotry] - The company that is buying TPB out. I wonder who they are [[RIAA|shills]] for. | *[http://www.globalgamingfactory.com/ Glowball Gay Ming Faggotry] - The company that is buying TPB out. I wonder who they are [[RIAA|shills]] for. | ||
*[http://thepiratebay. | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20120105212840/http://thepiratebay.org/legal The Pirate Bay: Legal threats] - The lulzy legal threats TPB has received, complete with retorts in broken English! | ||
*[http://thepiratebay.ac/tor/3514722/StealThisFilm.Part1.iso Steal This Film:] A movie about the history of Pirate bay (torrent link of course). | *[http://thepiratebay.ac/tor/3514722/StealThisFilm.Part1.iso Steal This Film:] A movie about the history of Pirate bay (torrent link of course). | ||
*[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080218094327AAF0WWX Yahoo! Answers on how to use the Pirate Bay] | *[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080218094327AAF0WWX Yahoo! Answers on how to use the Pirate Bay] | ||
*[http://www.pirateparty.org.uk/press/releases/2012/may/10/proxy-open-internet/ The Pirate Party sets up proxy to aid the public in circumventing government ordered filters blocking TPB] | *<s>[http://www.pirateparty.org.uk/press/releases/2012/may/10/proxy-open-internet/ The Pirate Party sets up proxy to aid the public in circumventing government ordered filters blocking TPB.]</s>,{{archive|8prp}} | ||
*[http://proxybay.info The Proxy Bay] | *[http://proxybay.info The Proxy Bay] | ||
*[http://www.piratebayproxylist.com/2012/05/pbpl-pirate-bay-proxy-list.html The Pirate Bay Proxy List (PBPL)] | *[http://www.piratebayproxylist.com/2012/05/pbpl-pirate-bay-proxy-list.html The Pirate Bay Proxy List (PBPL)] | ||
*[http://www.tpb.dramatica.in Official ED TPB proxy] | *<s>[http://www.tpb.dramatica.in Official ED TPB proxy]</s> | ||
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{{sites}} | {{sites}} | ||
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[[Category:Softwarez]] | [[Category:Softwarez]] | ||
[[Category:Sites]] | [[Category:Sites]] | ||
