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[[Image:Jake.jpg|thumb|right|150px|How do I played Wii?]] | [[Image:Jake.jpg|thumb|right|150px|How do I played Wii?]] | ||
'''Jake Roberts''' was a [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] who was reported to have died [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]] after a [[Suicide|tragic accident]] involving him "accidentally" hanging himself with his school tie. In truth, it was because his father wouldn't let him play [[Wii]] since Jake's sister was watching TV. So, he proceeded to [[emo|off himself]]. Silly Jake, he could have just waited for his sister to finish and [[in the kitchen|gb2 kitchen]]. | '''Jake Roberts''' was a [[13 year old boy|13 year old]] who was reported to have died [[Last Thursday|last Thursday]] after a [[Suicide|tragic accident]] involving him "accidentally" [[Autoerotic asphyxiation|hanging himself with his school tie]]. In truth, it was because his father wouldn't let him play [[Wii]] since Jake's sister was watching TV. So, he proceeded to [[emo|off himself]]. Silly Jake, he could have just waited for his sister to finish and [[in the kitchen|gb2 kitchen]]. | ||
Someone should have gotten this kid an [[Mitchell_Henderson|iPod]]. | Someone should have gotten this kid an [[Mitchell_Henderson|iPod]]. | ||
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==[[A Challenger Appears|A Challenger Appears!!11]]== | ==[[A Challenger Appears|A Challenger Appears!!11]]== | ||
Over the [[Canada|Canadian]] Thanksgiving weekend [[Brandon Crisp]] ran away from home because his parents took away his Xbox 360. Apparently the | Over the [[Canada|Canadian]] Thanksgiving weekend, [[Brandon Crisp]] ran away from home because his parents took away his Xbox 360. Apparently, the massive amount of ''[[War|Call of Duty 4]]'' was negatively affecting his sleeping habits and [[Nobody Cares|social skills]]. His body was found on October 24. [[Some argue]] that Brandon is an hero, but others say not. The debate is under top priority at the official An Hero headquarters in [[gay|Antartica]]. | ||
==[[Bel-Air]]== | ==[[Bel-Air]]== | ||
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*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1029685/Schoolboy-hanged-family-argument-new-Wii.html Additional Coverage] | *[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1029685/Schoolboy-hanged-family-argument-new-Wii.html Additional Coverage] | ||
{{Anheroes}}[[Category:People|Roberts, Jake]] | {{Anheroes}}{{Britfags}}[[Category:People|Roberts, Jake]] | ||
