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[[Image:Unemploy4.jpg|thumb|225px|Employed people, waiting in line to pay their taxes.]] | [[Image:Unemploy4.jpg|thumb|225px|Employed people, waiting in line to pay their taxes.]] | ||
There are two forms of '''unemployment.''' The first type of unemployment is a state where a person is currently a useless eater and does not have a job. [[Chris Chan|The second category]] of unemployment is the act of receiving smuggled welfare [[money]] (via a monthly [[Chris Chan|tugboat]]) to spend on things nobody really needs, like video games, doodads, and toy junk. | There are two forms of '''unemployment.''' The first type of unemployment is a state where a person is currently a [[You|useless eater]] and does not have a job. [[Chris Chan|The second category]] of unemployment is the act of receiving smuggled welfare [[money]] (via a monthly [[Chris Chan|tugboat]]) to spend on things nobody really needs, like video games, doodads, and toy junk. | ||
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[[Image:Unemploy1.jpg|800px|center|frame|The ultimate goal of unemployment.]] | [[Image:Unemploy1.jpg|800px|center|frame|The ultimate goal of unemployment.]] | ||
[[Image:Unemploy2.jpg|thumb|175px|Is there any wonder why you are out of work?]] | [[Image:Unemploy2.jpg|thumb|175px|Is there any wonder why you are out of work?]] | ||
Since you are on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and reading this article, it is a fact that you are unemployed. The reasons for your unemployment can be a varied multitude, but the circumstance does not matter, the fact is, you are a lazy bum. | Since you are on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and reading this article, it is a fact that you are unemployed. The reasons for your unemployment can be a varied multitude, but the circumstance does not matter, the fact is, [[you]] are a lazy bum. | ||
For those trying to understand why people sit at their [[computer]]s all day, reading and editing this site, here is a list of excuses that EDiots will give when discussing their unemployment: | For those trying to understand why people sit at their [[computer]]s all day, reading and editing this site, here is a list of excuses that EDiots will give when discussing their unemployment: | ||
